CarrieLee said:


Don't be putting words in my mouth! j/k

A little less profane than I was hoping for but it'll do.

Haystack said:

It's no good Grandma, I won't allow you to masturbate with my giant dildo again!

As Bill asserted his supposed ___, he found that he was not half the ___ that he hoped that he was.

As Bill asserted his supposed authority, he found out that he was not half the big wig that he hoped that he was.

Once upon a time there was a ___ named ___. She lived in a world made of ___. Every single day she went down to the ___ to gather ___ for her ___. That was until the ___ came and stole her ___...

Feel free to continue this story. I can see this turning into a lovely novella about Nepto Bismol.

TRON said:

Once upon a time there was a large transexual ostrich named Enid. She lived in a world made of forgotten dreams and broken promises. Every single day she went down to the local gay bar to gather other transexuals for her orgy. That was until the haermaphrodite giraffe came and stole her used condom collection.

Prince met a lovely girl at an aftershow and felt that all he wanted to do was ___ in her face.

Haystack said:

Prince met a lovely girl at an aftershow and felt that all he wanted to do was fart in her face.

The ___ farted just as she came around the corner finding herself face-to-face with a group of ___.

The backed-up ho farted just as she came around the corner finding herself face-to-face with a group of other farting backed-up hos.

TRON said:

Classic!
:LOL:

When confronted with the ___, Bill immediately ___ his mouth and ___ it.

When confronted with the Neppytism, Bill immediately stuffed a big fat road apple in his mouth and puked it.

Okay, why am I feeling so juvenile today? These things make me think like an 8 year old.

When Bill found the ___ on his doorstep, he immediately shoved it in his ___.

When Bill found the cocaine on his doorstep, he immediately shoved it in his medulla oblongata.
[This message was edited Fri Oct 4 13:42:05 PDT 2002 by Nep2nes]

Nep2nes said:

That was a pretty good one!
:LOL:

Upon seeing the ___, Bill ___ and proceded to put his hand ___ his ___.

IceNine said:

Upon seeing the restaurant bill, Rand proceded to put his handsome hissy fit on hold.

very clever 9's.

Oh My God! The___is caught again in the ___! If we don't___, we'll never be able to ___ again, even if the ___ still works!

feltbluish said:

Oh My God! The gerbil is caught again in the Lunchbox! If we don't eat him, we'll never be able to fart again, even if the rectum still works!

The bear picked the ___ up and ___ his ___ with him.

Oh My God ...Becky, look at her___. Its sooo big!

feltbluish said:

Oh My God ...Becky, look at her moustache. Its sooo big!

The bear picked the biggest leaf of poison ivy up and wiped his furry ass with him.

Could people please allow my threads to last forever.

My ___ is so hot, you wouldn't believe. I wish that ___ would ___ in my ___ ! I would be such a happy ___!

Haystack said: