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World's Funniest Joke! http://abcnews.go.com/wir...3_666.html
"A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.
"The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: 'My friend is dead! What can I do?' "The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: 'Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.' "There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: 'OK, now what?'" I prefer this one: "Texan: 'Where are you from?'
"Harvard graduate: 'I come from a place where we do not end our sentences with prepositions.' "Texan: 'OK, where are you from, jackass?'" The study also goes on to include some observations about how different nationalities respond to humor: ...Germans were the most likely to find all types of jokes funny, while Canadians were the least amused of the 10 top responding nations.
The British, Irish, Australians and New Zealanders favored jokes involving wordplay, while continental Europeans liked jokes with a surreal bent. Americans and Canadians preferred jokes invoking a strong sense of superiority either because a character looks stupid or is made to look stupid by someone else... See Also http://www.laughlab.co.uk...untry.html | |
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I like all jokes as long as they are filthy! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
A Lethal Dose of American Hatred | |
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IceNine said: I like all jokes as long as they are filthy!
I don't think this study included filthy jokes, a sure sign that it is flawed! 
Feel free to post your own though! | |
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How do you turn a donkey on? --»You're my favourite moment, you're my Saturday... | |
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Diva said: How do you turn a donkey on?
I give up, how do you turn a donkey on?  | |
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Why is thread called "World's funniest joke!"?
Here's Five bucks, go buy yourself a sense of humor... | |
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JamesMarshallHendrix said: Why is thread called "World's funniest joke!"?
Here's Five bucks, go buy yourself a sense of humor... Yeah, 9s! Now THAT is funny! 
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JamesMarshallHendrix said: Why is thread called "World's funniest joke!"?
Here's Five bucks, go buy yourself a sense of humor... Did you click the link? Here's your money back. Go buy a mouse. | |
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2the9s said: Diva said: How do you turn a donkey on?
I give up, how do you turn a donkey on? Make a noise like a carrot ... Yes yes... lame I know... but it's something like 2 am here... and I thought a drunk joke was appropriate... not that I'm drunk (but any excuse will do  --»You're my favourite moment, you're my Saturday... | |
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Diva said: 2the9s said: Diva said: How do you turn a donkey on?
I give up, how do you turn a donkey on? Make a noise like a carrot ... Yes yes... lame I know... but it's something like 2 am here... and I thought a drunk joke was appropriate... not that I'm drunk (but any excuse will do Here Diva, I think you need this $5 more than I do. 
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2the9s said: Here Diva, I think you need this $5 more than I do.
Indeed... much obliged 2the9s --»You're my favourite moment, you're my Saturday... | |
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2the9s said: P.S. Shaddup Azure!
no. | |
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Guy goes into a pet shop n asks "can i buy a wasp please?"
the assistant says "we don't sell wasps!" but theres one in the window guy replys!! | |
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2the9s said: Americans and Canadians preferred jokes invoking a strong sense of superiority either because a character looks stupid or is made to look stupid by someone else
that's because we're 'blessed' with Nep2nes | |
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So I did click on the link and I saw the same moronic jokes you posted.
Here's a Ten spot, $5 for a sense of humor and another $5 for a Clue. Run (don't walk) and get one. | |
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JamesMarshallHendrix said: So I did click on the link and I saw the same moronic jokes you posted.
Here's a Ten spot, $5 for a sense of humor and another $5 for a Clue. Run (don't walk) and get one. I don't have anything to say, I just don't want you to pussy out and delete this comment.  | |
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I won't delete anything.
I have no control over my sarcastic comments, they just flow out of me. | |
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JamesMarshallHendrix said: I won't delete anything.
I have no control over my sarcastic comments, they just flow out of me.
In that case, I'll take the ten dollars. ~Yoink~ | |
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JamesMarshallHendrix said: I won't delete anything.
I have no control over my sarcastic comments, they just flow out of me.  When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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Well, i still like this one :
A man and his wife were driving through the beautiful Welsh countryside one day when they came across a roadsign which read Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwlllantysiliogogogoch(The longest town-name in the world). The husband says the name and his wife laughs."That's not how you pronounce it, she says and proceeds to say it herself. Her husband nearly crashes the car laughing and they start debating how to pronounce the name. Well the debate soon becomes an argument and coming up to lunchtime they pull into a restaurant in the town whose name is the subject of the argument. As they're settling their bill, the wife says to the cashier, Excuse me, but would you mind settling an argument between my huband and me? Could you possibly pronounce the name of where we are, only please do it very very slowly. The cashier leans forward and says... "Buuurrrgggeeerrr Kiiinnnggg" You don't scare me; i got kids | |
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