Anyone have real estate moments to share?

What's with all the secrecy around making deals? What are they afraid of? And why should you pay someone 7% for printing out papers for you to sign. What are your thoughts?

ask Ocean, she is gonna be doing that soon

Yes! Where do these fake prices come from? The houses in our neighborhood were appraising for nearly $700,000.00 and we do NOT live in $700,000.00 homes!

ZombieKitten said:

How much you wanna bet she's gonna wear lingerie and show off those spectactular legs of hers. She's going to be a gajillionaire!

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

I would probably buy from her, knowing full well it is a hard, dry, butt-fucking the whole way.

Mars23 said:

But she makes the experience so pretty!

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Exactly.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

they must be doing that shit everywhere

they are suddenly appraising our house for much more than we purchased it for
and now are raising our taxes, when in the begining we were told that your house is appraised and taxes are based on what you paid for the house

i dunno

OMG, Oceannosey, you have total permission to dry fuck an orger

Kylie I am really sorry I even brought you up on this thread

ZombieKitten said:

We LOVE her!

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

a little too much it seems

ZombieKitten said:

So you think worship is out of line?

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

"hard, dry, butt-fucking the whole way"

horatio said:

Living in a coastal area we have watched towns suddenly jack taxes way up, drive out the people who have lived here for generations, and the re-do the town. Old family houses are torn down to make way for new ones and chain stores are welcomed in

ZombieKitten said:

Oh, well that wasn't me!

I loves me some Kylie and I'm convinced she would work her shit hard in those houses. Legitimately of course

Mars23 said:

I've both bought and sold houses, and in both cases the real estate agents were professional and earned their fees. They did a lot more than just print out papers...

I'm sure there are some shady ones out there, though...

good god

I have to agree there are some really dodgy agents out there.....hence the bad rep.

But there are a few really good ones...they do work hard....put in their own money for advertising and marketing, and a hell of a lot of time without the guarantee of getting any money back...after all if it doesn't sell they don't get paid.

Right, now Im off to buy lingerie so I can be a gazillionaire

Ocean said:

I knew you'd take this shit with a grain of salt. Our wonderful and beautiful Nordic Goddess started scratching out eyes for you and I figured this would be water off OceaNosey's back

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

...I'm stuck with that OceanNosey aren't I ...bloody Dan

Ocean said:

Well from me mostly because I revere your beautiful nose!

It's better than people loving your hairy armpits eh?

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Omg I hate my nose ....it is the one thing I am really sensitive about
I think I would rather have people think I have hairy armpits

Ocean said:

Well people tell me I have a great nose and I'm super sensitive about it too but I think I'd rather you have hairy armpits as well

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Mars23 said:

yes yes and yes-one word-GENTRIFICATION.

No offence to you ocean but here in nz it seems that a 4 week course and a grasp in bad grammar and cheesy sloganering apparently makes you an expert in land selling

average kiwi wage?

$30000

average house price where i live?

HALF A MILLION.....

jonylawson said:

None taken .....they need to toughen up over there.....courses should be longer and harder..along with decent licencing fees (ours are $1000 a year here) .
Generally speaking most of the ones that do a few week course don't last in the industry ...in fact most of them can't survive on a commission only basis which tends to get rid of the low performing agents pretty quick

jonylawson said:

oh and I know what u mean about house prices verses the average wage...it's getting out of hand

yeah its sad realy-same everywhere now.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: