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PrintableINSATIABLE said: There's a good reason I'm no photowhore. You mean because you're not very good at aiming with the camera? 
There's certainly nothing wrong with your looks, that's for sure. 
THANKS for the help though, ass.
 My ass is always ready to help a boob in peril. 
Now dash to the washroom so fast that nobody can see you and then stay there until everybody's gone home. You can thank me properly later.  | |
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 God, I hate you retina. That's easily the worst photo of me ever taken.
Teacher, you're my fucking hero. I GOT A COMMENT on my sweater on the way back to my desk!  You can't even tell there's a paperclip and tape under it!
 I owe you all a debt of gratitude. Carry on.  Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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INSATIABLE said: God, I hate you retina. That's easily the worst photo of me ever taken.
Teacher, you're my fucking hero. I GOT A COMMENT on my sweater on the way back to my desk! You can't even tell there's a paperclip and tape under it!
I owe you all a debt of gratitude. Carry on.  I'm glad I could help  Don't forget to mend the sweater properly when you get home though. | |
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INSATIABLE said: Imago said: Don't you have any Asians at your workplace? They can do remarkable things with paperclips and some string.  There is a shortage of Asians here. Do you think a Mexican would be offended if I asked them if they had any home remedies for unraveling sweaters? Every time I touch it or move, the hole gets bigger! My left boob's going to pop out! What if I have to pee? If I walk anywhere, I'm going to have to hold papers up to my chest. And nobody cares.
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tape a quarter to it! | |
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Teacher said: INSATIABLE said: God, I hate you retina. That's easily the worst photo of me ever taken.
Teacher, you're my fucking hero. I GOT A COMMENT on my sweater on the way back to my desk! You can't even tell there's a paperclip and tape under it!
I owe you all a debt of gratitude. Carry on. I'm glad I could help Don't forget to mend the sweater properly when you get home though. Are you fucking kidding? This shit's going straight into the rags. I've never mended clothing in my life. Or ironed or removed a stain, for that matter.  I simply don't know how.
 Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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applekisses said: tape a quarter to it!
Okay, that was perfect!Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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INSATIABLE said: Teacher said: I'm glad I could help Don't forget to mend the sweater properly when you get home though. Are you fucking kidding? This shit's going straight into the rags. I've never mended clothing in my life. Or ironed or removed a stain, for that matter. I simply don't know how.
You should put one of them groovy 70's patches over it. MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: STAPLES!!!
'Cause they're punk rock!!!!! | |
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Imago said: who
in the hell wears sweaters in August? I wear my jacket in august..people look at me strange...it's a black one too. They assume I'm anemic. | |
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INSATIABLE said: Teacher said: I'm glad I could help Don't forget to mend the sweater properly when you get home though. Are you fucking kidding? This shit's going straight into the rags. I've never mended clothing in my life. Or ironed or removed a stain, for that matter. I simply don't know how.
Ok then  | |
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Teacher said: INSATIABLE said: Are you fucking kidding? This shit's going straight into the rags. I've never mended clothing in my life. Or ironed or removed a stain, for that matter. I simply don't know how.
Ok then  Sorry, I'm hopeless. I might not be able to sew, but at least I change my own oil.  Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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