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Move along, nothing to see here. Fuck fuck fuck fuckity fuckass!
My sweater's unraveled a quarter-sized hole right in between my boobs and I can't go home to change! I still have 3 hours left here! What do I do? Tape? Staples? Paper clips?!?!?!? I'm supposed to meet with a co-worker on something soon, too. FUCKFUCKFUCK. [Edited 8/13/07 14:18pm] Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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who
in the hell wears sweaters in August? | |
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I'll be your sweater. There's Joy In Expatriation. | |
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Imago said: who
in the hell wears sweaters in August? I live/work 20 minutes from the Pacific. It's foggy and has been cold lately. It's not a huge sweater, it's a tight, thin one. Now HELP, before I post that Chinese guy. FOR FUCK'S SAKE, DANNY, HELP Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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JDInteractive said: I'll be your sweater.
Did you get my orgPop earlier? Seriously, let's all take a vote. A. Tape B. Staples C. Paper clip(s) Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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INSATIABLE said: Imago said: who
in the hell wears sweaters in August? I live/work 20 minutes from the Pacific. It's foggy and has been cold lately. It's not a huge sweater, it's a tight, thin one. Now HELP, before I post that Chinese guy. FOR FUCK'S SAKE, DANNY, HELP Don't you have any Asians at your workplace? They can do remarkable things with paperclips and some string. | |
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Aren't you wearing anything underneath? | |
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Wear it backwards as if you were a member of Kris Kross
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INSATIABLE said: JDInteractive said: I'll be your sweater.
Did you get my orgPop earlier? Seriously, let's all take a vote. A. Tape B. Staples C. Paper clip(s) No. I'm being anti social tonight anyway as Im not feeling clever about myself both physically and mentally. In fact Im going to bed in a minute with a cup of tea but Ive got to get the cat in first. There's Joy In Expatriation. | |
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INSATIABLE said: JDInteractive said: I'll be your sweater.
Did you get my orgPop earlier? Seriously, let's all take a vote. A. Tape B. Staples C. Paper clip(s) I think the staples would work best | |
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Imago said: INSATIABLE said: I live/work 20 minutes from the Pacific. It's foggy and has been cold lately. It's not a huge sweater, it's a tight, thin one. Now HELP, before I post that Chinese guy. FOR FUCK'S SAKE, DANNY, HELP Don't you have any Asians at your workplace? They can do remarkable things with paperclips and some string. There is a shortage of Asians here. Do you think a Mexican would be offended if I asked them if they had any home remedies for unraveling sweaters? Every time I touch it or move, the hole gets bigger! My left boob's going to pop out! What if I have to pee? If I walk anywhere, I'm going to have to hold papers up to my chest. And nobody cares. Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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JDInteractive said: INSATIABLE said: Did you get my orgPop earlier? Seriously, let's all take a vote. A. Tape B. Staples C. Paper clip(s) No. I'm being anti social tonight anyway as Im not feeling clever about myself both physically and mentally. In fact Im going to bed in a minute with a cup of tea but Ive got to get the cat in first. Well, there are plenty of us who think you're quite mentally and physically clever. Just an FYI. Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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jess555ja said: INSATIABLE said: Did you get my orgPop earlier? Seriously, let's all take a vote. A. Tape B. Staples C. Paper clip(s) I think the staples would work best I love you. Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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retina said: Aren't you wearing anything underneath?
A black bra. It's a huge contrast to my skin and extremely obvious. Not classy. Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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INSATIABLE said: JDInteractive said: No. I'm being anti social tonight anyway as Im not feeling clever about myself both physically and mentally. In fact Im going to bed in a minute with a cup of tea but Ive got to get the cat in first. Well, there are plenty of us who think you're quite mentally and physically clever. Just an FYI. Co - FYI | |
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jess555ja said: Wear it backwards as if you were a member of Kris Kross
Daddy Mac'll make you jump. It's not really cut symmetrically front and back, but I might not have a choice in the matter. Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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INSATIABLE said: retina said: Aren't you wearing anything underneath?
A black bra. It's a huge contrast to my skin and extremely obvious. Not classy. I think we'll need pictures to assess the situation properly. | |
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INSATIABLE said: Imago said: Don't you have any Asians at your workplace? They can do remarkable things with paperclips and some string. There is a shortage of Asians here. Do you think a Mexican would be offended if I asked them if they had any home remedies for unraveling sweaters? Every time I touch it or move, the hole gets bigger! My left boob's going to pop out! What if I have to pee? If I walk anywhere, I'm going to have to hold papers up to my chest. And nobody cares. Do U have any friends who have jackets at work? Maybe a window curtain that nobody will miss for a day or so? | |
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Oh, and paper clips AND tape. Go into the bathroom so you can do this shit properly. Take the sweater off and turn it inside out. Carefully pull at the threads that have come undone and catch them with one or two paperclips, you know on the sides where they'll stay. Pull the hole shut, CAREFULLY. Then fasten the paperclip/s with tape...on the inside. Carefully turn the sweater right again and put it on. | |
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retina said: INSATIABLE said: A black bra. It's a huge contrast to my skin and extremely obvious. Not classy. I think we'll need pictures to assess the situation properly. There's a good reason I'm no photowhore. THANKS for the help though, ass. Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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Teacher said: Oh, and paper clips AND tape. Go into the bathroom so you can do this shit properly. Take the sweater off and turn it inside out. Carefully pull at the threads that have come undone and catch them with one or two paperclips, you know on the sides where they'll stay. Pull the hole shut, CAREFULLY. Then fasten the paperclip/s with tape...on the inside. Carefully turn the sweater right again and put it on.
It's a weird situation--there are no loose strings, but I think I'm going to have to do this. I'll let you know how it goes. Christ. Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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INSATIABLE said: Teacher said: Oh, and paper clips AND tape. Go into the bathroom so you can do this shit properly. Take the sweater off and turn it inside out. Carefully pull at the threads that have come undone and catch them with one or two paperclips, you know on the sides where they'll stay. Pull the hole shut, CAREFULLY. Then fasten the paperclip/s with tape...on the inside. Carefully turn the sweater right again and put it on.
It's a weird situation--there are no loose strings, but I think I'm going to have to do this. I'll let you know how it goes. Christ. How can there be a whole if no strings came undone? | |
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INSATIABLE said: retina said: I think we'll need pictures to assess the situation properly. There's a good reason I'm no photowhore. THANKS for the help though, ass. Find a marker that is the same colour as the sweater and colour a patch on your skin under the hole | |
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Teacher said: INSATIABLE said: It's a weird situation--there are no loose strings, but I think I'm going to have to do this. I'll let you know how it goes. Christ. How can there be a whole if no strings came undone? Tell me about it. It's just unraveling. It's like it's disintegrating. There are loops that stick out, but no loose/hanging strings. Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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mdiver said: INSATIABLE said: There's a good reason I'm no photowhore. THANKS for the help though, ass. Find a marker that is the same colour as the sweater and colour a patch on your skin under the hole | |
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mdiver said: INSATIABLE said: There's a good reason I'm no photowhore. THANKS for the help though, ass. Find a marker that is the same colour as the sweater and colour a patch on your skin under the hole Bitch. Black, blue, turqoise and yellow? WTF! Maybe I could get someone to punch me there--a bruise is probably as close as I could get it. :S&M: Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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STAPLES!!!
'Cause they're punk rock!!!!! MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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INSATIABLE said: mdiver said: Find a marker that is the same colour as the sweater and colour a patch on your skin under the hole Bitch. Black, blue, turqoise and yellow? WTF! Maybe I could get someone to punch me there--a bruise is probably as close as I could get it. :S&M: | |
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INSATIABLE said: mdiver said: Find a marker that is the same colour as the sweater and colour a patch on your skin under the hole Bitch. Black, blue, turqoise and yellow? WTF! Maybe I could get someone to punch me there--a bruise is probably as close as I could get it. :S&M: | |
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INSATIABLE said: Teacher said: How can there be a whole if no strings came undone? Tell me about it. It's just unraveling. It's like it's disintegrating. There are loops that stick out, but no loose/hanging strings. It's the loops you gotta catch. I forgot to say before - put a piece of tape or something over the hole when you take the sweater off so the hole doesn't get any bigger and the loops don't go away. | |
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