What is the dumbest act you have been witness to? Not something of off youtube or such but actually in your life.


For me, it was watching my chefs automated reaction to catch his watch as it fell off of his wrist and straight into the industrial fryer he was operating at the time. wrist deep in boiling oil. That fucker crisped up a treat


what about you?

Oh gosh, I dunno. Any number of things I myself do on a weekly basis.

right now, all i can come up with is "codename: the cleaner".

it was dumb in ways that were so intense, the movie could pass for avante garde cinema. david lynch is probably jealous of cedric the entertainer and lucy lu.

Anxiety said:

buh wha hoppun?

GangstaFam said:

ask ivy...on second thought, don't. she'll beat my ass again.

Anxiety said:

tease

I saw a guy try and stand up and run when his ass was sliding along the tarmac at 150mph plus. Needless to say he ate dirt pretty soon

the closing of npgmc

licences no longer working

songs for rent not buy

and no explanation to this day


very very

dumb

Friday, as I was driving, I saw an older teenager give a kid, about 9, a hit off a blunt.

3121 said:

My crazy alcooholic hysterical mother's whole life

shausler said:

That's one of many. Everything she says is the dumbest.

GangstaFam said:

i know

could only pick one

shausler said:

How bout the "John Edwards is a faggot" one? That was pretty brilliant.

I was watching a guy on the beach from the window of a resteraunt I was in in Lima, Peru. He wanted go for a swim in the sea and left his clothes too close to the shore. As such, as soon as he went in a wave drenched his clothes so he got straight out after about 30 seconds of going in. He left the beach in just his underwear!

On the same day, a kid was walking down the street wearing a wearwolf mask and giving the finger to passers by which was weird enough. He wasnt watching wear he was going and bumped into a lamp post!
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I regularly see guys walk into the street without paying much attention, in a sort of aggressive "just TRY to hit me!" attitude.

But I recently saw a guy wait and watch as we approached in an SUV, only to jump in front of us at the last second. And he wasn't trying to kill himself, he kept walking across the street, look on his face like he had really achieved something in scaring us like that.

Hey I'd feel bad if I hit you, but not as bad as you!!