And they all perish.

They are in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates
when St. Peter asks the first girl, "Tiffany, have you
ever had any contact with a male organ?

She giggles and shyly replies, "Well, I once touched
the head of one with the tip of my finger."

St. Peter says, "Okay, dip the tip of your finger in
the Holy Water and Pass through the gate."

St. Peter asks the next girl the same question,
"Jennifer, have you ever had any contact with a male
organ?"

The girl is a little reluctant but replies, "Well,
once I fondled and stroked one."

St. Peter says, "Okay, dip your whole hand in the Holy
Water and pass through the gate."

All of a sudden, there is a lot of commotion in the
line of girls.
One girl is pushing her way to the front of the line.
When she reaches the front, St. Peter says, "Reeva,
what seems to be the rush?"
The girl replies, "If I'm going to have to gargle that
Holy Water, I want to do it before Jessica sticks her
a$$ in it".

noice!!

Upon her death, poor sister Margaret found herself inadvertantly at the gates of hell. Allowed to make a phone call, she calls St. Peter in Heaven and pleads with him saying there was a mistake made and she has found herself in hell and asks him to do what he can to get her out of there.

"Of course Sister Margaret, I'll do what I can to remedy the situation right away!"

"Thank you St. Peter. Bless you thank you! You have no idea how horrible it is down here. Please hurry!"

The next day Sister Margaret is still in hell and makes yet another frantic call to St. Peter.

"St Peter, it's me Sister Margaret! I am still down here in Hell. WHat is the status of getting me out of here?"

"Sister Margaret, please accept my sisncere apologies. Your request slipped my mind. I'll get on it right away!"

"I hope so. I am really scared... Please get me out of here! The people here are not nice at all and it's hotter than...well you know"

"Oh dear! Sister Margaret. That's horrible! I'll make sure I talk to God right away and get you out of there today"

"Oh thank you St. Peter, I knew you would be there to help me! Thank you and thank God! I don't know if I can go through another day. I think there is talk about an orgy tonight and I will have to participate. Please hurry!"

"Yes Sister Margaret, I will"

Again the request slipped St Peters mind until he got a call from Hell the next day..

"Pete, this is Maggie, never mind!"

funkpill said:

My aunt used to tell this joke years ago, but it was with nuns instead of school girls.