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I wanna bang Martha Stewart I'm just sayin.
She could rock your world and then bake you a cake. Think of all the crazy shit she learned in prison. She could macramae a shank and do you oz style. DO me Martha. Studies have shown the ass crack of the average Prince fan to be abnormally large. This explains the ease and frequency of their panties bunching up in it. |
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moderatorIf you dare move pick the wrong fork up to eat one of her meticulously prepared salads, you may not live to see the bedroom. | |
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Check this out. Martha made me a Wii cake.
Tell me you wouldn't hit it! You're lying! [Edited 7/19/07 21:39pm] Studies have shown the ass crack of the average Prince fan to be abnormally large. This explains the ease and frequency of their panties bunching up in it. |
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Moonbeam said: http://youtube.com/watch?v=0R15gqe_U6w
That had nothing to do with Martha making sweet love to me, waving my "wii remote" around and crashing through a giant wii cake in the throes of ecstasy. I wish I had more hands so I could give that video 4 thumbs down! Studies have shown the ass crack of the average Prince fan to be abnormally large. This explains the ease and frequency of their panties bunching up in it. |
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I'm willing to be stuffed by her any day  | |
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ArielB said: I'm willing to be snuffed by her any day
and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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I'd much rather bump nasties with Rachel Ray! Carpenters bend wood, fletchers bend arrows, wise men fashion themselves.
Don't Talk About It, Be About It! | |
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IstenSzek said: ArielB said: I'm willing to be snuffed by her any day
That too | |
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She was actually quite pretty when she was young. When I was a baby she was the girl on the BRECK shampoo bottle. She used the money she made modeling for those ad campaigns to pay for college from what I understand.
Lawd, you wanna bang Martha. Now why do I think she'd pull a fem-dom role play on your ass? She'd probably beat the shit out of you with a kitchen whisk [Edited 7/21/07 6:23am] | |
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I'm not even gonna read this thread, I just gotta say:
BEST thread title EVER 
Okay, maybe second best to Imago's "I've Never Tasted My Own Sperm" - that one's kinda unbeatable    I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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ArielB said: I'm willing to be stuffed by her any day
Proud Memaw to Seyhan Olivia Christine ,Zoey Cirilo Jaylee & Ellie Abigail Lillian  | |
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CalhounSq said: I'm not even gonna read this thread, I just gotta say:
BEST thread title EVER
Okay, maybe second best to Imago's "I've Never Tasted My Own Sperm" - that one's kinda unbeatable are you sure it wasn't "I just Tasted My Own Sperm", that seems more like an imago thread and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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When Martha comes, rather than screaming, she simply states...
...it's a good thing. This thread has new life! Studies have shown the ass crack of the average Prince fan to be abnormally large. This explains the ease and frequency of their panties bunching up in it. |
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I read an article about a woman that had an affair with Martha's husband. She said Martha was a real ball buster. Like one of the previous posts, everything had to be neat and in place, and don't mess up her housewifery skills | |
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