he is back

I heard he got a $500 haircut.

(He needed it.)

2the9s said:

A Cborgman citing. Yey!!!!!


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MIGUELGOMEZ said:

Wow, you can get on with your lives now.

JDInteractive said:

Mach said:

Just ignore ol' grumpy bum 'ere.

i'll even give all of you a running head start...

RUN BITCHES!!!



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there is quite a bit less of me to see, though.

In the time I was breaking, just by managing and checking fat/sugar/carb intake, i dropped 4 inches from my pant size.

i am on my way back to hottieland!!

cborgman said:

Glad to see you back... can ya tell?

aww, you guys are so sweet.

cborgman said:

You're back!

So, tell us about the script you've been working on

cborgman said:

CHRIS!!!!!

JDInteractive said:

I would never ignore you grumpy or not

cborgman said:

wow

i saw him first



and back off bitches he's MINE!!!

ehuffnsd said:

MINE MINE MINE

Teacher said:

well, of course, mine is a biased opinion since i am the writer, it's good. REALLY good. the jokes just write themselves.

it's called "Christopher the Magician's Magical Christmas Special" and a VERY dark comedy with songs that is mocking cheesy christmas specials, the kind that are all like "special guest star joan rivers!! what are you doing here in the north pole?"

it's like a kid-centric christmas special on crack. the main character is christopher the magician, the character from our last show "just like magic" (which was a kids magic show/birthday party gone horribly adult), accompianied as usual by ryan who has a lethal disease so rare they named it after him which leaves him mute, and (budget allowing) in a wheelchair in this show. then we have special guests:

hitler - played almost like the charlie brown, and who no one will let participate in the christmas special, leading to him trying to sneak into it dressed as santa, jesus, and then santa christ.

anne frank - whose tap number explaining hannakuh is still my favorite part of the script, and who is kind of the lucy to hitler's charlie brown.

mrs. the magician - who is chris's ultra-liberal boozing mother, played by my favorite drag queen, vodka stinger.

and then the puppets -

jojo the dodo - who is also in the hannakuh portion of the show.

sammy the safety donut - who is going to be the star on top of the christmas tree, and who might still end up talking about the kwanzaa part of the show, provided the kwanzaa part doesnt get cut.

AND THE BEST PART:

we realized pretty fast that not only are we doing something that no one since pee-wee herman (that i am aware of) is doing in having a kids show play on adult level comedy (see "the pee-wee herman show" pre-movie and playhouse), BUT we also realized we can keep cranking these out easily, and do a whole big series of them.

next year, we are planning to do:

febupalooza - february show that mocks valentines, presidents day, and maybe black history month.

untitled gay pride show in june

untitled halloween show in october

untitled christmas show (a new one) in december

Mach said:

GURRRRRLLLLL it's on!!!!


Someone grab my heels and my wimple I'm going for her

cborgman said:

sounds good

speaking of gay pride have you seen Rick and Steve the Happiest Gay Couple on Logo?

ehuffnsd said:

I owe you a phone call, borgy. This weekend I'll give you a ring.

Mach said:

cborgman said:

Give my Sweet Cheeky Monkey some tips.
Welcome back!

Er....um..... http://www.prince.org/msg...4349?&pg=1



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cborgman said:

You should write a play called 'The Flicks' about a couple's relationship which is played out in the movies they go to watch each week!!!

They'd be facing the audience alongside another dozen extras whom just sit there eating popcorn throughout the whole play, staring at the theatre audience as if they're the movie!!! The extras would have to say "ssshhh" now and again though to keep it real.

I've had the idea for AGES - but you can have it. You'd have to create a CD of sound effects to represent the offstage "movies" and start off the play with soft peach lighting (for the initial date movie scene) and finish with red lights and strobes (for the inevitable war movie at the end). lol

You could even have a scene where they do the whole Rocky Horrow Show thing in Act Two. Imagine the curtain coming up after the interval and they're all dressed like Frank N' Furter!!! Loads of thunder and lightning over the speaker system and some of the extras running to the front of the stage, doing the time warp and stuff. I dunno how you'd get permission for that though. Just don't tell them, I guess. lol