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damn this ghost, anyway
why was six afraid of seven? Because 7, 8, 9 ! | |
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PricelessHo said: damn this ghost, anyway
why was six afraid of seven? Because 7, 8, 9 ! I bet 6 wouldn't be afraid if she found out that 7 was a boy and 9 was a girl! (get it...changes the meaning of 7, 8, 9.....  )"Always blessings, never losses......"
Ya te dije....no manches guey!!!!!  I'm a guy!!!!
"....i can open my-eyes "underwater"..there4 i will NOT drown...." - mzkqueen03  | |
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Why was the Tomato blushing?
Because he saw the salad dressing. | |
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Sowhat said: PricelessHo said: damn this ghost, anyway
why was six afraid of seven? Because 7, 8, 9 ! I bet 6 wouldn't be afraid if she found out that 7 was a boy and 9 was a girl! (get it...changes the meaning of 7, 8, 9..... )But 6 is a man
...In fact he is not a number..... He is a Free Man!   I have a firm grip on reality...Maybe just not this reality   |
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ok, this is the only one I know that I ever get laughs for:
What did one tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing. They were both stuck up cunts. | |
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LMFAO | |
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What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud | |
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PricelessHo said: Why was the Tomato blushing?
Because he saw the salad dressing. Why did the Jam Roll ...Cos it saw the kichen sink 
I have a firm grip on reality...Maybe just not this reality |
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What do you call a deer with no eyes? ...No idea 
I have a firm grip on reality...Maybe just not this reality |
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What you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? ...Still no idea 
I have a firm grip on reality...Maybe just not this reality |
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A baby seal walks into a club...  " | |
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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs on your doorstep?
Matt | |
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What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no gnetalia? ...Imago.... ....Wait!....No..... Answer... Still no F  g idea 
I have a firm grip on reality...Maybe just not this reality |
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what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on the wall?
Art | |
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Lame Country Music Song Titles (all real):
The Last Word In Lonesome Is "me" You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly You Can't Have Your Kate And Edith Too Here's A Quarter, Call Someone Who Cares I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck! | |
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What did the tablecloth say to the table? "Dont move, I've got you covered." | |
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Heard about the man with 5 dicks? ...His underpants fit him like a glove
I have a firm grip on reality...Maybe just not this reality |
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a blonde jumped off a window and died.
she wanted to try her new pads with wings | |
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What's the difference between light and hard? ...You can sleep with a light on
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why do baby ducks walk softly?
because they can't walk hardly!  | |
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what is the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds?
there are twenty of them! 
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Steadwood said: What do you call a deer with no eyes? ...No idea
What do you get when you cross and elephant and a rhino? Elephino. a psychotic is someone who just figured out what's going on | |
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FruitToAttractBears said: A baby seal walks into a club...
Stretching his hand out to catch the stars, he forgets the flowers at his feet. | |
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ZombieKitten said: what is the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds?
there are twenty of them!
Stretching his hand out to catch the stars, he forgets the flowers at his feet. | |
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PricelessHo said: damn this ghost, anyway
why was six afraid of seven? Because 7, 8, 9 ! | |
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ELASTICFANTASTIC said: FruitToAttractBears said: A baby seal walks into a club...
why do dolphins go to bars? cause clubs are for seals | |
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7 8 9??? But it's 6's place to eat 9
(get it? 69?) | |
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What sits at the bottom of swimming pools and is blue and orange?
A drowned child. | |
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