Here's another sick thing somebody told me of a guy who would use an Enema you know those desposible ones and had his dick sucked and he kept the Enema liquid inside his Ass. Suppose to be one Hell of an Orgasm when the guy comes.

Natasha said:

Yuck!

bum

Bloody Moron

A mate of a friend of mine once told a story that never ceases to crack everyone up when they hear it and still makes me laugh thinking about it. Just thought I'd mention it given the 'anal stimulation to a man's orgasm' thing is getting some attention here, and to warn you guys about the tea towel fetish that should be avoided at all costs

Basically this bloke was getting it on with this random girl he picked up at a club, she was into kinky stuff (or so he had us believe, probably was him into it but we'll never know). Anyway, she apparantly asked him to stuff a little tea towel up his ass whilst they were enjoying foreplay. He said that he was pretty mashed and just wanted to bone the fuck out of her so he thought that although the thought was pretty wierd, he decided to go with it nonetheless. As it happens, he says that after a while he kinda forgot it was still there, hanging outta his ass. Funny I know, but I'm guessing he was in the throws of passion at this point. Anyway, he said they started having sex, he was really into it and she seemed to be having a good time so it was ll good. To cut a long story short, he arrives at the point where he's about to cum inside her and so he tells her that he's gonna pull out cuz he wasn't wearing a rubber. Actually he said to her that he was gonna cum on her belly (polite boy). I think he wasn't sure whether sure whether she was on the pill or not, and didn't want any babies from a girl he wasn't ready to commit to. But apparently she just looked at him, and said, "just fucking cum inside me!" so he decides to just fucking enjoy it and hopes it's all good (typical bloke). Anyway, he's fucking her like mad right now and ready to explode but just as he's about to let it all go, she fucking rips the tea towel outta his ass which completely takes him by surprise, and to this day he has no idea why it had the following effect but before he knew what was going on, instead of cumming he found himself uncontrollably shitting all the over sheets!!


Embarrassed as fuck, he just couldn't believe what happened, so he rushes into the adjacent bathroom and shuts the door behind him, and has one of those moments where he's looking in the mirror at his face wondering 'what the fuck?!' whilst he tries to clean himself up. At this stage, we're all cracking up like nobody's business so the story gets a little hazy from here on in but I think he then decided to pluck enough courage to just go back into the bedroom and clear up his shit! But apparently when he opened the bathroom door he found the girl still lying on the bed and wiping his shit all over her body!

You should have seen the look on his face as he described that part to us, he looked physically sick whilst we continued to piss ourseleves silly. Anyhow, I won't go on to explain the rest because it gets worse, and I'm fully aware of just how much this story will have lowered the tone.

And just 4 the record the "pulling out method" doesnt work. Ur friend is a dimwit!

And just 4 the record the "pulling out method" doesnt work. Ur friend is a dimwit!

Here's another sick thing somebody told me of a guy who would use an Enema you know those desposible ones and had his dick sucked and he kept the Enema liquid inside his Ass. Suppose to be one Hell of an Orgasm when the guy comes.

That's funny. She's fine and resting.

I get a kick out of talking about this kind of stuff.

Natasha said:

Natasha said:

R u British now?

Yes,thanks for noticing. I get a kick out of talking about this kind of stuff.

Nep2nes said:

If you are referring to the Coitus Interruptus method of birth control, it does work.

Coitus Interruptus (Withdrawal)

In coitus interruptus, the penis is withdrawn from the vagina prior to ejaculation. The Bible and the Koran make reference to coitus interruptus, suggesting that it has been practiced for thousands of years.

In the United States, coitus interruptus is considered ineffective and is not a common means of contraception. It is a common method of birth control in many developing nations. When done correctly, coitus interruptus has a failure rate of 6.7% (6.7 out of every 100 women). Advantages are that it is immediately available and it is free. Disadvantages are that neither the woman nor the man can be sure that he will be able to withdraw before ejaculating and preejaculatory fluids may contain viable sperm.

EDIT: The actual effectiveness of Coitus Interruptus is between 75% and 95% if I remember correctly from college... it depends upon multiple factors and one cannot expect a 93.3% effectiveness rate under all circumstances.

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[This message was edited Sun Sep 29 19:26:46 PDT 2002 by IceNine]

More widely known as 'Coitus Interruptus But Feelus Too Goodus, Blowus My Wadius Oopius...Worrius'

mrchristian said:

AzureStar said:

I almost worried about that recently...

IceNine said:

Yeah talk about giving your girlfriend a heart attack, but I've been very lucky myself...no kids that i know about.

Natasha said:

EWWW! ... covers mouth like valley girl and says omg!

Christopher said:

I remember a few years ago,Janet Jackson was saying that she used something called a "coffee enema" during sex.I have no idea what that is,or how it works.

I remember a few years ago,Janet Jackson was saying that she used something called a "coffee enema" during sex.I have no idea what that is,or how it works.

DavidEye said:

That sounds like it would hurt if you're shoving hot coffee up your crack, ouch. Maybe it's got a lot of cream and sugar but who knows-never heard of it myself.

DavidEye said:

I heard that she used them, but I didn't hear about the "during sex" part! Wow... isn't she the same one who they say takes a shot of horse urine?

Anyway... as far as the coffee enema they are mostly used for liver detox and overall colon cleansing... they were all the rage a few years back.



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[This message was edited Tue Oct 1 6:24:12 PDT 2002 by AzureStar]

"Hot coffee up your crack"???

LOL...is that what she's talking about?? My Lawd!!

DavidEye said:

A coffee enema is the done the same way as a regular enema... except you use coffee... at room temperature! Hot coffee! Ouch!

For the record, I have never used one myself. I just know people who have.

this is hilarious, you sure do know your stuff AzureStar

Anji said:

I've had numerous friends who have experimented quite a bit... I just ask a lot of questions.