CarrieLee said:

OH definlty easier to get a man off.. but more things are out there to stimulate a woman. For an example (the washing machine, although i have heard about this, i haven't tired it).. I mean who would think of these things.. I dont' really think there is an easy answer to this question.. so forget i wrote anything..

Natasha said:

All i know is, if i stuck anything up my man's ass he would kill me.. Finger is bad enough, nonetheless using cock rings and anal balls.. That is some sick shit Tash! Do you think about doing these things to Prince?

silkyspread said:

I don't think a washing machine could get me off, but hell maybe I'll try it

I know what you're saying silky!

Some guys I used to go to HS with would get a bag of vaseline and stick it in the couch cushions!!!

[Snip. Racist post removed. Ian]

yamomma said:

Yeah. A clitoris.

Natasha said:

Oh YUCK!! That read like a headline from Cosmopolitan!


so...so...corny.
[This message was edited Fri Sep 27 12:14:25 PDT 2002 by Nep2nes]

silkyspread said:

Y ask? we know the answer.

KeithyT said:

anyway thanks for the feedback
nudge nudge

and just in case you really thought i was serious about walking up and goosing him on the street i was kidding!!! i'd never just barge on in there like that. not without a proper introduction, anyway

XxAxX said:

Aww, I was all impressed and now you've ruined it!

Crazy thread - yomomma you are one funny MF

My guess is that men got the better deal because they are so easily stimulated. All it takes is the wind changing direction, or a funeral or a library or something equally inappropriate! But women have it pretty good too I guess, since they can stay aroused for hours, have multiple orgasms etc.

I've no idea about fingers up your ass (I'd like to make that perfectly clear) but plenty of homosexual men seem to enjoy anal sex, and plenty of women do their partner up the ass with strap-ons and stuff. So there must be something to it.

Just don't jump the poor guy while he is eating dinner or playing videogames. Or posting on Prince,org! I mean, give him some warning for goodness sake

CarrieLee said:

Right on

ian said:

I once dated a guy who had something that was VERY close to multiple orgasms. It was funky, but very cool.

CarrieLee said:

Ah ...it's called prostate manipulation...
good title for a CD

Natsume said:

Poor guy You'd end up with sex running way lengthy and eating into valuable videogame time, dammit. Sex should be short and sweet so you can concentrate on the important things in life. Like drinking, and scratching yourself!

ian said:

A mate of a friend of mine once told a story that never ceases to crack everyone up when they hear it and still makes me laugh thinking about it. Just thought I'd mention it given the 'anal stimulation to a man's orgasm' thing is getting some attention here, and to warn you guys about the tea towel fetish that should be avoided at all costs

Basically this bloke was getting it on with this random girl he picked up at a club, she was into kinky stuff (or so he had us believe, probably was him into it but we'll never know). Anyway, she apparantly asked him to stuff a little tea towel up his ass whilst they were enjoying foreplay. He said that he was pretty mashed and just wanted to bone the fuck out of her so he thought that although the thought was pretty wierd, he decided to go with it nonetheless. As it happens, he says that after a while he kinda forgot it was still there, hanging outta his ass. Funny I know, but I'm guessing he was in the throws of passion at this point. Anyway, he said they started having sex, he was really into it and she seemed to be having a good time so it was ll good. To cut a long story short, he arrives at the point where he's about to cum inside her and so he tells her that he's gonna pull out cuz he wasn't wearing a rubber. Actually he said to her that he was gonna cum on her belly (polite boy). I think he wasn't sure whether sure whether she was on the pill or not, and didn't want any babies from a girl he wasn't ready to commit to. But apparently she just looked at him, and said, "just fucking cum inside me!" so he decides to just fucking enjoy it and hopes it's all good (typical bloke). Anyway, he's fucking her like mad right now and ready to explode but just as he's about to let it all go, she fucking rips the tea towel outta his ass which completely takes him by surprise, and to this day he has no idea why it had the following effect but before he knew what was going on, instead of cumming he found himself uncontrollably shitting all the over sheets!!


Embarrassed as fuck, he just couldn't believe what happened, so he rushes into the adjacent bathroom and shuts the door behind him, and has one of those moments where he's looking in the mirror at his face wondering 'what the fuck?!' whilst he tries to clean himself up. At this stage, we're all cracking up like nobody's business so the story gets a little hazy from here on in but I think he then decided to pluck enough courage to just go back into the bedroom and clear up his shit! But apparently when he opened the bathroom door he found the girl still lying on the bed and wiping his shit all over her body!

You should have seen the look on his face as he described that part to us, he looked physically sick whilst we continued to piss ourseleves silly. Anyhow, I won't go on to explain the rest because it gets worse, and I'm fully aware of just how much this story will have lowered the tone.

God ,that girl was weird as all Hell. Gross! How about those people that are into Hot Piss all over them. One time somebody told me a story about a guy who wanted Hairbrushes stuck up his bum and one time a Toilet Brush . The Brush Part no-less and then wanted his girlfriend to drink alot of Beer curse in German blow Smoke Rings at him and Piss all over him telling him he was Shit! How's bout dem Apples? Hows bout guys wanting to get Injected or smoke Crack and then wanna get Blown or even go with a guy at that time. For Experimental purposes. Like I wanna get my dick sucked when I'm Smoking it's like Awesome,but ya can't Cum . So what in the World? No Climax? Isn't it Better to Cum? I heard a story about a guy who tried it all when he was Smoking seems like his Friends told him to do it. Seems to me the Guy was a Bloody Moron taking Friends Advice that they are Stupid and Wanna Ruin Him. Doesn't he have a Clue they are gonna Ruin him not make him Cool? Doesn't he Damn well know what in the World is the Right thing to do? Guy was a Jackass and probably still taking his friend's advice to his Detriment. Hope he wakes up soon . Funny he was a BodyBuilder.

Natasha said:

Why do i feel like there's about five different stories going on in your post?First i'm gonna avoid the first part because i don't know who or what the hell you are talking about.Second part sounds like you are tellng a story about someone.third sounds like you are talking about yourself(getting your dick sucked :O ).Fourth you are telling me i can't cum and asking me if it's better to cum.Fifth you talk about this other guy who was taking his friends advice.
Help me natasha i'm getting a headache.

Anji said:

Natasha said:

Now I'm sorry i started this...

By the way I was talking about a guy who got kinky when he smoked. He was a young guy a BodyBuilder. I thought when he told me his story he was Freakin Insane. He would do anything his friend told him? I was like would this guy Jump Off the Roof or a Bridge if his friend's told him to? I thought he just didn't have a brain to listen to friends like that. Myself , I'm Female.

yamomma said:

Sorry folks but you may be thanking me one day!

I used to work at a store that sold Dildos,Vibrators and all kinds of Sexual Aids. We had to demonstrate the Vibrators for the customers. A big seller is something called Rush it's in a bottle and you sniff it. Another big thing are French Ticklers. Rush if you are talking about Intensity well the Gay guys would buy that for Sex. At one time the store's would sell Poppers. Guys would basically crack them open on the Dance floor. N.Y. clubs in the 80's my aunt told me people would do Coke right on the tables at the Old Ritz where Prince played and at some clubs like Area, Underground, Privates. Drugs were right out in the Open that's why the owners were busted.

Natasha said:

A lot of my friends in high school used to do Rush. Then they would act like total idiots for a moment.

I just got to thinking... I don't think we are talking about the same thing... lol. The Rush I am talking about they would sniff and get a "high" off of.


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[This message was edited Sun Sep 29 16:47:01 PDT 2002 by AzureStar]

It's the same thing in the little yellow bottle. Then there's one in the brown bottle also. Guys got a mad Rush Headache off it. It's bad for ya Brain Cells for sure. My Advice you wanna Party? Go to New Orleans. Those drinks there are Awesome and the scene is Wild for sure.

Natasha said:

Yeah... that's it. They would get the headaches too... none of them were very smart before they decided it was a good idea to sniff it. These are the same guys who would hit the supermarket and do "whippets" with the aerosol cans of whipped cream. Idiots. I told you... they weren't that bright.

Yeah, You know I forgot about those Whippets,but they still sell them in the Village. What is it actually? Just for the Hell of it I once bought Spanish Fly and let me tell ya something it is a big let-down. It doesn't do anything to ya.

Natasha said:

WTF?

We need a Natasha translater on the org.

bkw said:

I nominate you for the job!

Natasha said:

Whippets: getting a high from Nitrous Oxide.

Spanish Fly... I've heard mixed stories on this... I've never tried it.

What does work are Pheromone sprays to attract the opposite sex! I used a male friend to test the male version of "Yes". Without it on - no luck. Going back to the club after a few sprays of the stuff- you couldn't keep the women off of him. I don't know how the female versions work though...

Here's another sick thing somebody told me of a guy who would use an Enema you know those desposible ones and had his dick sucked and he kept the Enema liquid inside his Ass. Suppose to be one Hell of an Orgasm when the guy comes.