U reckon they should start programmes with porn outtakes?

I would love to see a tv show where you have porn outtakes like on films and tv.

Anyone think of any outtakes that could happen?

Stuff like directors demanding more noise, more cum, better lighting, anything?

wtf

I saw one once.

The dude got the cameraman who was filming in the eye.

I doubt they would ever show stuff like that on television (well...maybe pay-per-view), but they used to release tapes of "porn bloopers" I dunno if they still do that tho.

Tonk

Nikster said:

Kewl. I just wondered what sort of outtakes would be on such a show (if one existed)

I saw a few. one that choked on cum, one that threw up while giving a blow job, and I think a couple more.

ArielB said:

ArielB said:

No unrelated sex outtakes? Like a boom mic in the way (Ok i think only high class porn would have a boom LOL)?

ArielB said:

I probally have sen the greatest porn blooper ever.



It was one of those scenes with one chick and 2 guys. Well anyway, the chcik is sandwhiched between the two as both guys are knocking her up.

Well the guy on top gets ready to pop and grabs the chicks head .. or who he thinks is the chick (he must release with his eyes closed) and gets his love juices all over the other dudes face.

LittleBLUECorvette said:

Now that is funny

LittleBLUECorvette said:

LittleBLUECorvette said:

That one looks fake to me.

LittleBLUECorvette said:

I'd love to see that. It sounds really homo-erotic.

FruitToAttractBears said:

LittleBLUECorvette said:

I've seen once a documentary on making professional porn and I have learned that:

1) Male porn actors earn less but have longer careers.
2) In case male actors run out of their men juice, the camera man sprinkles the girl with a hand soap. She can pick the brand.
[Edited 6/28/07 4:13am]

rushing07 said:

ow, hand soap would hurt if she got it in her eye. you'd think they'd come up with something a little milder!

Anxiety said:

Cum ain't exactly eye drops either

rushing07 said:

you don't see evil scientists dropping cum in rabbits' eyes, do you?




actually, don't answer that

Anxiety said:

Why would they do that? There are no regulations concering the use of human spills on eyes. Or am I late?

it would b funny 2 c someone falling off the bed and crashing in2 the nightstand totally wrecking the whole set

My favorite porn blooper:

http://www.youtube.com/wa...8iztY-U9lQ

I saw one blooper where the guy was eatin' this girl out and she totally farted in his face....he ran off like a little bitch...

Yeah, I've seen a couple. NOT CUTE. There are some unforseen turn of events in these clips.




Yuck!

M

I own one, where Jenna Jameson makes her pussy talk.. She does weird noises and moves her "lips" while talking..

Oooh yeah, there were a few pussy fart bloopers! I love those

Ok. I'm not particularly proud of it, but I saw this one blooper (a recodring of a recording session) in which a they are trying to show how to make a girl climax. The main guy is very vocal about all the procedures neccesary to complete for the girl to REALLY cum.
Finally, she does...








pissing all over the cameraman, the soundman and a bunch of onlookers.

The funniest part is how all the onlookers scream thier hearts out while trying to run away from the stream.
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