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Hmmm...at a gay bar, you say...  With an avatar of Jesus in drag, you didn't think I was straight did you? 
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rushing07 said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: With an avatar of Jesus in drag, you didn't think I was straight did you?
Oh yes, Jesus in Drag. I missed him. I guess you didn't notice me throwing you down and raping you in the photowhore thread either  2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: rushing07 said:
Oh yes, Jesus in Drag. I missed him. I guess you didn't notice me throwing you down and raping you in the photowhore thread either So it was you! 
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: evenstar3 said: if you have to ask, you'll never know.
Right It was the best and worst thing that ever happened to the org Personally, I loved it but hysterical shrews won the day and forced the madness into GD. Take this for example:
Ok, so it's my first week living in Long Beach (Port of LA), back in 1997. I'm at the bar and this guy walks in wearing a soccer outfit. He's really cute and I am just drooling
 Nothin like uniforms, don't matter what kind 
So he approaches me and pays me a compliment, I blush and flex my eyelashes  He offers to buy me a drink, I accept. After a couple he asks if I'd like to come over to his house for beers. I'm like :score: 
So we get to his house and have a drink and off to the bedroom we go.... So we start messin around and he asks if I ever wear jockstraps (he's wearing one) and I tell him that I don't play sports so no. He says you'll look really sexy in one and so he goes to the dresser and throws one of his extras to me.
Now I'm not muscular or anything, just lean and I think it coulda been sexy except it was too big and so it looked like I was wearing a fuckin diaper I was like this don't fit but he convinced me it looked OK and that he liked it so I left it on. But I felt so ridiculously retarded in that thing That shit could have easily been a Depends commercial
So we're talkin dirty and stuff and havin fun and then he excuses himself and says he'll be right back. Literally 10 minutes go by. My hard on is gone and now my mind is starting to wander. I'm wonderin where he went and started thinkin about what if he's like a killer or somethin. Then he comes back in the bedroom and inside I was like this      
He came in holding a douche bag full of water and the plug was stuck up his ass. Like this shit is just natural business, he just walks over and hands the bag to me like an old lady serving tea at a Sunday brunch, and then lays down on the bed. I am sitting there holding this fuckin thing thinkin WHAT THE HOLY HELL IS GOING ON HERE!!!! And he just sat there talking nasty as this bag is unloading itself in his anal cavern and when the bag was flat and empty he told me can you reach into that nightstand right there and grab the dildo that's in there....
Not being one to disappoint I grabbed it and he took it, ripped the plug out of his ass and shoved it in without so much as an effort And he then told me to fuck him with that thing while he continued talking dirty. So he gets off and pulls the dildo out of his ass and and you know not a damn drop of water spilled on the bed the entire time!!! Not even when he pulled that donkey dick out his ass!. I had to force that shit on GD. It so should have had it's own forum!
 finna get my ass in trouble!!Yesterday is dead...tomorrow hasnt arrived yet....i have just ONE day...
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: No chocolate cake!
In honor of Drag Jesus, post the Jesus story! Alrighty...This might seem tame to you guys, but it was a big deal to me. So I was at work one day, I used to work in a deli, and I was by myself. Then about 2 hours the manager came in with some new guy who was fucking cute as HELL. His name was Luke, and he was mixed with Asian and Latin (:drool:fest...) So I went to shook hand to welcome him to the circus, and I noticed he was staring DIRECTLY at my crotch...and I was like "...okay..." Then he said "Turn around..." So I did that, then I asked him if he had anymore requests, and he said "What time do you leave work?" and I said "...8:00, and what time do you get off?" and he said "I get off any time I want to. Usually by myself, but hopefully not tonight." and the whole time he's talking he's fucking eagle eye on me, yo. 4Real. I'm surprised this whole time a customer didn't come to the counter. So I don't know what to think about this guy. I started thinking with BOTH heads. Anyway, when I left, I went to my co-worker/friend's house up the street from my job to tell her about this guy. I just so happened to coincidentally walk past my job on the way home at the same time Luke is leaving the store. So he calls me over and says "Do you need a ride?" and I said "Are you asking or offering?" and he said "Offering." So we get in his hoopdie and I tell him how to get to my apartment, and he starts going in the opposite direction, and I'm thinking "Oh shit..he's gonna kill me..." We end up at his apartment. As SOON as he gets in the door he gets bucket naked, and I'm like "WHOA!! Hey man, you're cute and allat, but I just met you like...5 hours ago.." Then he tells me "You talk to damn much." and then he shoved his warm, soft hand down my pants and all the air that I thought I owned left my body. Next thing I know, I'm bucket naked myself. He picks me up and literally throws me on the bed, then he says "...you know what a twisted Jesus is?" and I was like "Yeah, I'm saved...I might be a CEO but I still go to church.." and he says "You're not listening to me.." I hear this "SCHLUP!!" sound and he pulls a Jesus dildo(?!?!) out of his ass...I asked him "How the HELL long has that been up there, and what church do YOU go to?" Then he says "Can you shut the hell up please? Now, spread your arms out.." and I started praying harder than my dick was, I didn't know WHAT was going on. Next thing I know, this dude pulls leather straps out from under the mattress, and fucking straps my arms down...My mind is like "...alright..." then he twists my body and handcuffs my feet together, then pulls ANOTHER strap out from the bottom of the bed from under the mattress and straps my feet to the bed, again, my mind is like "...alright..."
Then he puts a used jock strap on my head, and I'll be damned if that thing didn't smell like a thousand toilets. So I tell him "Look, this is freaking me out, I think I'm gonna pee myself.." and he said "Go ahead, do it." Then I was like "SHIT!" cuz I thought he would let me go, right...Then I said "No, for real I'm gonna boo boo..." and he said "Do it in the bed, I don't care." By now, my mind is like "PANIC MUTHAFUCKA PANIC!!!" So I'm turning red as hell and I'm like "Alright, you can REALLY let me go now...I didn't sign any paperwork for this shit!!" Then he sits on my face and that shut me up, but in between slurps, I caught my breath and was trying to talk...Then he went to the closet and came back with something that looks like, Okay... I'm gonna try to explain what this thing looked like, even though my vision was fucked up because I was about to bust tears at this point...It looked like a sword/dildo/crucifix shit...I screamed like HELL!! I cussed out him, his momma, and his ancestors, I started threatening to call the police, I was gonna tell everybody at work what kind of witch doctor horse dildo freak this guy was, then he got this REAL pissed look on his face, Then he just jerked off on my chest, and started loosening the straps, and I jumped up off that bed like it had nails of fire on it, and I started getting dressed and the whole time I'm talking MAD shit like "You voodoo muthafucka! you better be so fucking GLAD you let me the hell up because you don't know who the fuck I AM! I fucking chew through shit, OKAY? I would've bit through that leather like a fucking steak like I was on Death Row! You lucky you didn't stick your specials in my mouth, or it would've been fucking CURTAINS for your crotch! I hope you shit a thousand burning camels out your ass!!" By then, I'm dressed and I ran OUT that sumbitche's. Not walk, no, that's what bitches do. I was on some Flo-Jo shit, for real. Oh Lawd have MUSSY!! I checked the schedule at work the next day to see if he was supposed to work, and he was, but luckily, he called off, and I never heard from or saw him again.http://prince.org/msg/100/263154?&pg=2
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I miss that forum but it made a lot of my friends upset so fuck it all to hell. | |
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I missed it. 
The thought of it intrigues me and repulses me at the same time. | |
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Lothan said: I miss that forum but it made a lot of my friends upset so fuck it all to hell.
Damn- before my time I guess. I always miss the good stuff... | |
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Lothan said: I miss that forum but it made a lot of my friends upset so fuck it all to hell.
It did, and caused many fights too. | |
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Lothan said: I miss that forum but it made a lot of my friends upset so fuck it all to hell.
I can't really imagine getting upset about any of that shit. You know you don't want to talk about dildos and douche, then stay out! 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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Bring back Boob and Dora , we were bad when we got together on any thread | |
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Dora!!!!!  OMG, I miss her! She was so fucking hated but I absolutely adored the fuck out of her remember Dora's butt shots 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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MissMe said: Lothan said: I miss that forum but it made a lot of my friends upset so fuck it all to hell.
It did, and caused many fights too. | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: Dora!!!!!
OMG, I miss her! She was so fucking hated but I absolutely adored the fuck out of her remember Dora's butt shots She was a blast , I loved her !!! Boob was a dirty gurl who brought out the worst in me Not that I need much encouragement  | |
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Lothan said: MissMe said: It did, and caused many fights too. It was part of the reason I left the org for a year plus. I didn't want to come to a place that had an entire forum dedicated to sex. It made me feel cheap. As for some lost orgers, I couldn't stand DORA, but I loved Boob. Feel free to join in the Prince Album Poll 2018! Let'a celebrate his legacy by counting down the most beloved Prince albums, as decided by you! | |
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2ndRevolution said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: No chocolate cake!
In honor of Drag Jesus, post the Jesus story! Alrighty...This might seem tame to you guys, but it was a big deal to me. So I was at work one day, I used to work in a deli, and I was by myself. Then about 2 hours the manager came in with some new guy who was fucking cute as HELL. His name was Luke, and he was mixed with Asian and Latin (:drool:fest...) So I went to shook hand to welcome him to the circus, and I noticed he was staring DIRECTLY at my crotch...and I was like "...okay..." Then he said "Turn around..." So I did that, then I asked him if he had anymore requests, and he said "What time do you leave work?" and I said "...8:00, and what time do you get off?" and he said "I get off any time I want to. Usually by myself, but hopefully not tonight." and the whole time he's talking he's fucking eagle eye on me, yo. 4Real. I'm surprised this whole time a customer didn't come to the counter. So I don't know what to think about this guy. I started thinking with BOTH heads. Anyway, when I left, I went to my co-worker/friend's house up the street from my job to tell her about this guy. I just so happened to coincidentally walk past my job on the way home at the same time Luke is leaving the store. So he calls me over and says "Do you need a ride?" and I said "Are you asking or offering?" and he said "Offering." So we get in his hoopdie and I tell him how to get to my apartment, and he starts going in the opposite direction, and I'm thinking "Oh shit..he's gonna kill me..." We end up at his apartment. As SOON as he gets in the door he gets bucket naked, and I'm like "WHOA!! Hey man, you're cute and allat, but I just met you like...5 hours ago.." Then he tells me "You talk to damn much." and then he shoved his warm, soft hand down my pants and all the air that I thought I owned left my body. Next thing I know, I'm bucket naked myself. He picks me up and literally throws me on the bed, then he says "...you know what a twisted Jesus is?" and I was like "Yeah, I'm saved...I might be a CEO but I still go to church.." and he says "You're not listening to me.." I hear this "SCHLUP!!" sound and he pulls a Jesus dildo(?!?!) out of his ass...I asked him "How the HELL long has that been up there, and what church do YOU go to?" Then he says "Can you shut the hell up please? Now, spread your arms out.." and I started praying harder than my dick was, I didn't know WHAT was going on. Next thing I know, this dude pulls leather straps out from under the mattress, and fucking straps my arms down...My mind is like "...alright..." then he twists my body and handcuffs my feet together, then pulls ANOTHER strap out from the bottom of the bed from under the mattress and straps my feet to the bed, again, my mind is like "...alright..."
Then he puts a used jock strap on my head, and I'll be damned if that thing didn't smell like a thousand toilets. So I tell him "Look, this is freaking me out, I think I'm gonna pee myself.." and he said "Go ahead, do it." Then I was like "SHIT!" cuz I thought he would let me go, right...Then I said "No, for real I'm gonna boo boo..." and he said "Do it in the bed, I don't care." By now, my mind is like "PANIC MUTHAFUCKA PANIC!!!" So I'm turning red as hell and I'm like "Alright, you can REALLY let me go now...I didn't sign any paperwork for this shit!!" Then he sits on my face and that shut me up, but in between slurps, I caught my breath and was trying to talk...Then he went to the closet and came back with something that looks like, Okay... I'm gonna try to explain what this thing looked like, even though my vision was fucked up because I was about to bust tears at this point...It looked like a sword/dildo/crucifix shit...I screamed like HELL!! I cussed out him, his momma, and his ancestors, I started threatening to call the police, I was gonna tell everybody at work what kind of witch doctor horse dildo freak this guy was, then he got this REAL pissed look on his face, Then he just jerked off on my chest, and started loosening the straps, and I jumped up off that bed like it had nails of fire on it, and I started getting dressed and the whole time I'm talking MAD shit like "You voodoo muthafucka! you better be so fucking GLAD you let me the hell up because you don't know who the fuck I AM! I fucking chew through shit, OKAY? I would've bit through that leather like a fucking steak like I was on Death Row! You lucky you didn't stick your specials in my mouth, or it would've been fucking CURTAINS for your crotch! I hope you shit a thousand burning camels out your ass!!" By then, I'm dressed and I ran OUT that sumbitche's. Not walk, no, that's what bitches do. I was on some Flo-Jo shit, for real. Oh Lawd have MUSSY!! I checked the schedule at work the next day to see if he was supposed to work, and he was, but luckily, he called off, and I never heard from or saw him again.Oh my. I'm scared now. I guess Prince was right: The beautiful ones, they hurt u everytime [Edited 6/26/07 17:19pm] I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at the dirt. | |
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Moonbeam said: Lothan said: It sure did.
It was part of the reason I left the org for a year plus. I didn't want to come to a place that had an entire forum dedicated to sex. It made me feel cheap. As for some lost orgers, I couldn't stand DORA, but I loved Boob. Oh moonie YOu took that shit way too seriously. You think this site isn't tarnished from the fammy whoreness of the Associated artists forum? 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: Moonbeam said: It was part of the reason I left the org for a year plus. I didn't want to come to a place that had an entire forum dedicated to sex. It made me feel cheap. As for some lost orgers, I couldn't stand DORA, but I loved Boob. Oh moonie YOu took that shit way too seriously. You think this site isn't tarnished from the fammy whoreness of the Associated artists forum? Perhaps I do take it too seriously, but I don't want any part of a message board with a forum specifically for that. Might as well call it pornce.org! Feel free to join in the Prince Album Poll 2018! Let'a celebrate his legacy by counting down the most beloved Prince albums, as decided by you! | |
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Moonbeam said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: Oh moonie YOu took that shit way too seriously. You think this site isn't tarnished from the fammy whoreness of the Associated artists forum? Perhaps I do take it too seriously, but I don't want any part of a message board with a forum specifically for that. Might as well call it pornce.org! | |
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rushing07 said: 2ndRevolution said: Alrighty...This might seem tame to you guys, but it was a big deal to me. So I was at work one day, I used to work in a deli, and I was by myself. Then about 2 hours the manager came in with some new guy who was fucking cute as HELL. His name was Luke, and he was mixed with Asian and Latin (:drool:fest...) So I went to shook hand to welcome him to the circus, and I noticed he was staring DIRECTLY at my crotch...and I was like "...okay..." Then he said "Turn around..." So I did that, then I asked him if he had anymore requests, and he said "What time do you leave work?" and I said "...8:00, and what time do you get off?" and he said "I get off any time I want to. Usually by myself, but hopefully not tonight." and the whole time he's talking he's fucking eagle eye on me, yo. 4Real. I'm surprised this whole time a customer didn't come to the counter. So I don't know what to think about this guy. I started thinking with BOTH heads. Anyway, when I left, I went to my co-worker/friend's house up the street from my job to tell her about this guy. I just so happened to coincidentally walk past my job on the way home at the same time Luke is leaving the store. So he calls me over and says "Do you need a ride?" and I said "Are you asking or offering?" and he said "Offering." So we get in his hoopdie and I tell him how to get to my apartment, and he starts going in the opposite direction, and I'm thinking "Oh shit..he's gonna kill me..." We end up at his apartment. As SOON as he gets in the door he gets bucket naked, and I'm like "WHOA!! Hey man, you're cute and allat, but I just met you like...5 hours ago.." Then he tells me "You talk to damn much." and then he shoved his warm, soft hand down my pants and all the air that I thought I owned left my body. Next thing I know, I'm bucket naked myself. He picks me up and literally throws me on the bed, then he says "...you know what a twisted Jesus is?" and I was like "Yeah, I'm saved...I might be a CEO but I still go to church.." and he says "You're not listening to me.." I hear this "SCHLUP!!" sound and he pulls a Jesus dildo(?!?!) out of his ass...I asked him "How the HELL long has that been up there, and what church do YOU go to?" Then he says "Can you shut the hell up please? Now, spread your arms out.." and I started praying harder than my dick was, I didn't know WHAT was going on. Next thing I know, this dude pulls leather straps out from under the mattress, and fucking straps my arms down...My mind is like "...alright..." then he twists my body and handcuffs my feet together, then pulls ANOTHER strap out from the bottom of the bed from under the mattress and straps my feet to the bed, again, my mind is like "...alright..."
Then he puts a used jock strap on my head, and I'll be damned if that thing didn't smell like a thousand toilets. So I tell him "Look, this is freaking me out, I think I'm gonna pee myself.." and he said "Go ahead, do it." Then I was like "SHIT!" cuz I thought he would let me go, right...Then I said "No, for real I'm gonna boo boo..." and he said "Do it in the bed, I don't care." By now, my mind is like "PANIC MUTHAFUCKA PANIC!!!" So I'm turning red as hell and I'm like "Alright, you can REALLY let me go now...I didn't sign any paperwork for this shit!!" Then he sits on my face and that shut me up, but in between slurps, I caught my breath and was trying to talk...Then he went to the closet and came back with something that looks like, Okay... I'm gonna try to explain what this thing looked like, even though my vision was fucked up because I was about to bust tears at this point...It looked like a sword/dildo/crucifix shit...I screamed like HELL!! I cussed out him, his momma, and his ancestors, I started threatening to call the police, I was gonna tell everybody at work what kind of witch doctor horse dildo freak this guy was, then he got this REAL pissed look on his face, Then he just jerked off on my chest, and started loosening the straps, and I jumped up off that bed like it had nails of fire on it, and I started getting dressed and the whole time I'm talking MAD shit like "You voodoo muthafucka! you better be so fucking GLAD you let me the hell up because you don't know who the fuck I AM! I fucking chew through shit, OKAY? I would've bit through that leather like a fucking steak like I was on Death Row! You lucky you didn't stick your specials in my mouth, or it would've been fucking CURTAINS for your crotch! I hope you shit a thousand burning camels out your ass!!" By then, I'm dressed and I ran OUT that sumbitche's. Not walk, no, that's what bitches do. I was on some Flo-Jo shit, for real. Oh Lawd have MUSSY!! I checked the schedule at work the next day to see if he was supposed to work, and he was, but luckily, he called off, and I never heard from or saw him again.Oh my. I'm scared now. I guess Prince was right: The beautiful ones, they hurt u everytime [Edited 6/26/07 17:19pm] Oh I wasn't hurt. Just a lil' scurrrrred. http://prince.org/msg/100/263154?&pg=2
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Moonbeam said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: Oh moonie YOu took that shit way too seriously. You think this site isn't tarnished from the fammy whoreness of the Associated artists forum? Perhaps I do take it too seriously, but I don't want any part of a message board with a forum specifically for that. Might as well call it pornce.org! or Prince.orgy http://prince.org/msg/100/263154?&pg=2
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2ndRevolution said: Moonbeam said: Perhaps I do take it too seriously, but I don't want any part of a message board with a forum specifically for that. Might as well call it pornce.org! or Prince.orgy | |
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2ndRevolution said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: No chocolate cake!
In honor of Drag Jesus, post the Jesus story! Alrighty...This might seem tame to you guys, but it was a big deal to me. So I was at work one day, I used to work in a deli, and I was by myself. Then about 2 hours the manager came in with some new guy who was fucking cute as HELL. His name was Luke, and he was mixed with Asian and Latin (:drool:fest...) So I went to shook hand to welcome him to the circus, and I noticed he was staring DIRECTLY at my crotch...and I was like "...okay..." Then he said "Turn around..." So I did that, then I asked him if he had anymore requests, and he said "What time do you leave work?" and I said "...8:00, and what time do you get off?" and he said "I get off any time I want to. Usually by myself, but hopefully not tonight." and the whole time he's talking he's fucking eagle eye on me, yo. 4Real. I'm surprised this whole time a customer didn't come to the counter. So I don't know what to think about this guy. I started thinking with BOTH heads. Anyway, when I left, I went to my co-worker/friend's house up the street from my job to tell her about this guy. I just so happened to coincidentally walk past my job on the way home at the same time Luke is leaving the store. So he calls me over and says "Do you need a ride?" and I said "Are you asking or offering?" and he said "Offering." So we get in his hoopdie and I tell him how to get to my apartment, and he starts going in the opposite direction, and I'm thinking "Oh shit..he's gonna kill me..." We end up at his apartment. As SOON as he gets in the door he gets bucket naked, and I'm like "WHOA!! Hey man, you're cute and allat, but I just met you like...5 hours ago.." Then he tells me "You talk to damn much." and then he shoved his warm, soft hand down my pants and all the air that I thought I owned left my body. Next thing I know, I'm bucket naked myself. He picks me up and literally throws me on the bed, then he says "...you know what a twisted Jesus is?" and I was like "Yeah, I'm saved...I might be a CEO but I still go to church.." and he says "You're not listening to me.." I hear this "SCHLUP!!" sound and he pulls a Jesus dildo(?!?!) out of his ass...I asked him "How the HELL long has that been up there, and what church do YOU go to?" Then he says "Can you shut the hell up please? Now, spread your arms out.." and I started praying harder than my dick was, I didn't know WHAT was going on. Next thing I know, this dude pulls leather straps out from under the mattress, and fucking straps my arms down...My mind is like "...alright..." then he twists my body and handcuffs my feet together, then pulls ANOTHER strap out from the bottom of the bed from under the mattress and straps my feet to the bed, again, my mind is like "...alright..."
Then he puts a used jock strap on my head, and I'll be damned if that thing didn't smell like a thousand toilets. So I tell him "Look, this is freaking me out, I think I'm gonna pee myself.." and he said "Go ahead, do it." Then I was like "SHIT!" cuz I thought he would let me go, right...Then I said "No, for real I'm gonna boo boo..." and he said "Do it in the bed, I don't care." By now, my mind is like "PANIC MUTHAFUCKA PANIC!!!" So I'm turning red as hell and I'm like "Alright, you can REALLY let me go now...I didn't sign any paperwork for this shit!!" Then he sits on my face and that shut me up, but in between slurps, I caught my breath and was trying to talk...Then he went to the closet and came back with something that looks like, Okay... I'm gonna try to explain what this thing looked like, even though my vision was fucked up because I was about to bust tears at this point...It looked like a sword/dildo/crucifix shit...I screamed like HELL!! I cussed out him, his momma, and his ancestors, I started threatening to call the police, I was gonna tell everybody at work what kind of witch doctor horse dildo freak this guy was, then he got this REAL pissed look on his face, Then he just jerked off on my chest, and started loosening the straps, and I jumped up off that bed like it had nails of fire on it, and I started getting dressed and the whole time I'm talking MAD shit like "You voodoo muthafucka! you better be so fucking GLAD you let me the hell up because you don't know who the fuck I AM! I fucking chew through shit, OKAY? I would've bit through that leather like a fucking steak like I was on Death Row! You lucky you didn't stick your specials in my mouth, or it would've been fucking CURTAINS for your crotch! I hope you shit a thousand burning camels out your ass!!" By then, I'm dressed and I ran OUT that sumbitche's. Not walk, no, that's what bitches do. I was on some Flo-Jo shit, for real. Oh Lawd have MUSSY!! I checked the schedule at work the next day to see if he was supposed to work, and he was, but luckily, he called off, and I never heard from or saw him again.omg r u serious?! PLEASE tell me u called popo on his ass?!?! Yesterday is dead...tomorrow hasnt arrived yet....i have just ONE day...
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Moonwalkbjrain said: 2ndRevolution said: Alrighty...This might seem tame to you guys, but it was a big deal to me. So I was at work one day, I used to work in a deli, and I was by myself. Then about 2 hours the manager came in with some new guy who was fucking cute as HELL. His name was Luke, and he was mixed with Asian and Latin (:drool:fest...) So I went to shook hand to welcome him to the circus, and I noticed he was staring DIRECTLY at my crotch...and I was like "...okay..." Then he said "Turn around..." So I did that, then I asked him if he had anymore requests, and he said "What time do you leave work?" and I said "...8:00, and what time do you get off?" and he said "I get off any time I want to. Usually by myself, but hopefully not tonight." and the whole time he's talking he's fucking eagle eye on me, yo. 4Real. I'm surprised this whole time a customer didn't come to the counter. So I don't know what to think about this guy. I started thinking with BOTH heads. Anyway, when I left, I went to my co-worker/friend's house up the street from my job to tell her about this guy. I just so happened to coincidentally walk past my job on the way home at the same time Luke is leaving the store. So he calls me over and says "Do you need a ride?" and I said "Are you asking or offering?" and he said "Offering." So we get in his hoopdie and I tell him how to get to my apartment, and he starts going in the opposite direction, and I'm thinking "Oh shit..he's gonna kill me..." We end up at his apartment. As SOON as he gets in the door he gets bucket naked, and I'm like "WHOA!! Hey man, you're cute and allat, but I just met you like...5 hours ago.." Then he tells me "You talk to damn much." and then he shoved his warm, soft hand down my pants and all the air that I thought I owned left my body. Next thing I know, I'm bucket naked myself. He picks me up and literally throws me on the bed, then he says "...you know what a twisted Jesus is?" and I was like "Yeah, I'm saved...I might be a CEO but I still go to church.." and he says "You're not listening to me.." I hear this "SCHLUP!!" sound and he pulls a Jesus dildo(?!?!) out of his ass...I asked him "How the HELL long has that been up there, and what church do YOU go to?" Then he says "Can you shut the hell up please? Now, spread your arms out.." and I started praying harder than my dick was, I didn't know WHAT was going on. Next thing I know, this dude pulls leather straps out from under the mattress, and fucking straps my arms down...My mind is like "...alright..." then he twists my body and handcuffs my feet together, then pulls ANOTHER strap out from the bottom of the bed from under the mattress and straps my feet to the bed, again, my mind is like "...alright..."
Then he puts a used jock strap on my head, and I'll be damned if that thing didn't smell like a thousand toilets. So I tell him "Look, this is freaking me out, I think I'm gonna pee myself.." and he said "Go ahead, do it." Then I was like "SHIT!" cuz I thought he would let me go, right...Then I said "No, for real I'm gonna boo boo..." and he said "Do it in the bed, I don't care." By now, my mind is like "PANIC MUTHAFUCKA PANIC!!!" So I'm turning red as hell and I'm like "Alright, you can REALLY let me go now...I didn't sign any paperwork for this shit!!" Then he sits on my face and that shut me up, but in between slurps, I caught my breath and was trying to talk...Then he went to the closet and came back with something that looks like, Okay... I'm gonna try to explain what this thing looked like, even though my vision was fucked up because I was about to bust tears at this point...It looked like a sword/dildo/crucifix shit...I screamed like HELL!! I cussed out him, his momma, and his ancestors, I started threatening to call the police, I was gonna tell everybody at work what kind of witch doctor horse dildo freak this guy was, then he got this REAL pissed look on his face, Then he just jerked off on my chest, and started loosening the straps, and I jumped up off that bed like it had nails of fire on it, and I started getting dressed and the whole time I'm talking MAD shit like "You voodoo muthafucka! you better be so fucking GLAD you let me the hell up because you don't know who the fuck I AM! I fucking chew through shit, OKAY? I would've bit through that leather like a fucking steak like I was on Death Row! You lucky you didn't stick your specials in my mouth, or it would've been fucking CURTAINS for your crotch! I hope you shit a thousand burning camels out your ass!!" By then, I'm dressed and I ran OUT that sumbitche's. Not walk, no, that's what bitches do. I was on some Flo-Jo shit, for real. Oh Lawd have MUSSY!! I checked the schedule at work the next day to see if he was supposed to work, and he was, but luckily, he called off, and I never heard from or saw him again.omg r u serious?! PLEASE tell me u called popo on his ass?!?! HELL to the YEAH I'm serious! I didn't call de popo ho because I didn't want to have to end up testifying or something. I told ya'll I had some crazy stories... http://prince.org/msg/100/263154?&pg=2
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I miss the sex forum. Too bad the old biddies of the Org are apparently the decisions makers 'round here. You don't like something, don't read something. Simple.
I don't see why there couldn't have been some sort of password deal, or a "click if you accept the conditions" sort of page before the forum.  "A Watcher scoffs at gravity!" | |
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meow85 said: I miss the sex forum. Too bad the old biddies of the Org are apparently the decisions makers 'round here. You don't like something, don't read something. Simple.
I don't see why there couldn't have been some sort of password deal, or a "click if you accept the conditions" sort of page before the forum. Yes, but this is a Prince message board. As such, "General Discussion" should encompass anything that isn't musical, including Politics and Religion. Feel free to join in the Prince Album Poll 2018! Let'a celebrate his legacy by counting down the most beloved Prince albums, as decided by you! | |
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Moonbeam said: meow85 said: I miss the sex forum. Too bad the old biddies of the Org are apparently the decisions makers 'round here. You don't like something, don't read something. Simple.
I don't see why there couldn't have been some sort of password deal, or a "click if you accept the conditions" sort of page before the forum. Yes, but this is a Prince message board. As such, "General Discussion" should encompass anything that isn't musical, including Politics and Religion. Well, that touchy issue's already got a forum seperate from GD, so clearly everything non-Prince isn't relegated to "other". "A Watcher scoffs at gravity!" | |
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Sweeny79 said: In truth, the sex forum just killed GD... there was like tumbleweeds rollin' around here. I'm glad it died.
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it was an absolute piece of shit
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