JustErin said:

See, I don't care what a guy's size is. But lie to me and you'll get this:

"Dude, your cock is totally NOT eight inches."

ArielB said:

Yes, online.

I would never talk to you in person.

JustErin said:

That's it! I'm turning off my hotness!

ArielB said:

*click*

Bye!

i don't need to lie, i guess some guys feel they do

ofcourse it's important to men, size is seen as a representation of your masculinity and virility..

I don't go around telling people my dick size, so it's not an issue

eraclito said:

But again, why lie about it? You can only do that if you don't plan on fucking her...ever.

So let's say you claim to have 10 inches and this girl gets really excited and whispers in your ear she'd like to feel that in her ass. Now even if you turn off all the lights before getting undressed, she's gonna feel it's not all that.

eikonoklastes said:

yeah for real, i agree one hundred percent...

they stupid mf'ers for feeling they gotta lie in the first place...

Like I said, I've never had a guy lie about it. The braggers had every right to brag.

Ahhhh....memories....

Always carry a tape measure in your purse for checking out the guy for the before erection and during erection

luv4u said:

Naw, I don't need to do that. I've seen enough penises to know a four inch from a seven inch.

Guys who lie about the size of their


...often do so because they falsely believe that it matters greatly to women...or they've had the misfortune of being around or actually sleeping with a size queen.....

Lothan said:

It hasn't happened to me so far. My guys have always been pretty honest. Some even openly admitting that they were small...but they were so talented in so many other ways , the joy of our sex together never lay in just the 'humping' part

i can't believe you people....such filth!!

oh yeah...

Lothan said:

If I'd had a small package then I'd probably have been sensitive about it, yes. I think it has to do with many things; the fact that all the guys in porn have really big dicks and those are the only dicks we see and compare our own with, some women are size queens, there's a lot of general media attention surrounding penis size and guys with small ones are often ridiculed etc.

I know that women feel like society is telling them that big breasts are ultra important, but those who compare the size hysteria surrounding breasts to the one surrounding dicks are not really being fair. Breasts, however nice they are, don't participate in the actual physical stimulation of the other person while dicks most certainly do. So a guy with a small dick fears not only that he won't be able to satisfy his partner visually, but physically too, and that inability to satisfy physically can make him lose self-esteem, not to mention lose his woman altogether.

retina said:

I don't think there's a better explanation than this. It's exactly how I feel and the results are exactly that, too.

retina said:

Thanks, Retina. Any woman that ridicules a man of smaller stature is a fucking bitch.

Lothan said:

Is that a fubbitch?

Moonbeam said:

God, I hate you.

so when guys lie about it and it gets to be the moment of truth, how do they explain the obvious inconsistency in facts?

"oh uh, i was in a terrible car crash and it stunted my penis."

"oh, you're NOT supposed to measure from the butthole up?"

"i thought we were talking metric measurement!" (ok, that still doesn't make sense)

it boggles my mind.

Anxiety said:

I was told once that the guy was a "grower". I started wondering if I needed to sprinkle his schlong with some Miracle-Gro or something.

Guys with big dicks are much more confident.

Guys with big muscles come in a close second.


Guys with big dicks and big muscles are scary. I mean, S-c-a-r-y.

Lothan said:

It's called spit

Lothan said:

how many years are you supposed to wait for it to grow?!

Imago said:

Especially in the shower.....

reneGade20 said:

God I hated military showers in Haiti.

You'd be sitting there doing your thing then all of a sudden some huge scary dude would walk in, and you just wanted to run.

Or some short guy, who still happenned to be a big dicked mother fucker would walk in and soup up hi genitals in front of you




germs germs germs

Imago said:

My worst experience with that (yes, Virginia, this delves into WAYYYYY TMI!! ) was during my first stint in the Army...during technical training school....I ran tight with two other dudes....we pretty much went everywhere, hung out, .....anyway, we're getting ready to go out clubbin' in Augusta GA....me and one dude were showering...and the communal shower was pretty crowded as it was, so it was already dead silent except for running water....then the other of our trio comes in, and stands in the doorway with his hands on his hips, surveying the scene for an open showerhead....and if his junk wasn't touching the top of his knee, I'm not typing this from Iraq right now..... I swear on my first born that had to be THE single most uncomfortable moment in life....what made it worse was that he just stood there, while the rest of us were frozen to the spot for that split second....after that, there was a mass exodus from the shower....guys with all kinds of soap on them and shampoo in their hair were hauling ass out of there....all I could do was to look at my own shit and say "so THAT'S what happened to the rest of you....!!!"

reneGade20 said:

ewwwww