have we seen the fruit of your labor(s) in any national advertising campaigns?

When am I actually gonna get to meet you? Are you going to Minni?

Will you marry me ?

"what R u???"

Who are you? how old are you? straight or gay? Ok that one I know. I just want to confirm. I have been facinated by you from day one. But you know that already. I almost stalk you.

What movie would you really like to see made?

What should be the goal for mankind?

Are you a fan of Ayn Rand?

What is your favorite Prince Album?

What other musical interests do you have?

Do I bug you?

How do we really know you can illustrate?

Where are you already....

why have you not answered any questions...?

Have you ever posted a serious thread, other than your typical one-liners?

PaisleyPark5083 said:

In Philadelphia.
I flew in this afternoon.
Nice timing, Adder .

After I checked in,
I had reservations at a sushi Restauarant owned by a guy named Morimoto from that one Iron Chef show.

He actually stopped by our table.
Though I embarrassed our group by laughing at him when he mentioned the word chowder & then asking him, "Your parents must be from Boston, huh?"
He glared at me with a blaze in his eyes that I read as "Yeah, well your parents must be from the Humbolt Park area of Chicago, you little shit, cuz it seems like, if you keep pushing it, your Puerto-Rican ass is gonna be eating at Duck's tonight....."

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BlackAdder7 said:

If by that you mean like do I have any children who were ever posted on the side of a milk carton,
I pretty sure that the answer is no.
I don't mean to be vague about with my response,
but you must take into account that not only am I a Puerto Rican,
but I'm a Puerto Rican who grew up in a Puerto Rican neighborhood.


What that means is that,
even though I'm not officially a dad,
just to be on the safe side,
this weekend,
I'll be driving down thru the old nieghborhood,
cruising slowly thru the streets & waving at all the little children that I pass by.
And I'm sure that when I look into the rear-view mirror,
I'll probably notice a small parade of vehicles behind me, doing the exact same thing.

If you alphabetized your seven favorite movies, which one would come in 7th?

Lothan said:

That depends.
Who are you?


Probably not.
See,
back in April I was supposed to meet with two babes from here in the org at a restaurant, & they stood me up.
I ended up having to eat by myself (story of my life ).
When the waitress took my order, I ordered a steak. She asked me how I wanted it cooked.
I told her that I wanted rare it & bloody. Because that how's my heart felt like at the moment. Then I broke down & began sobbing hysterically into my arms.
After a minute of awkwardness, the waitress uncomfortably asked me, "uhmnnnn....do you want the baked potatoe or fries with that?"
And I swear to you
at that moment,
I felt like the loneliest man alive.

Heck, I would've ran home to my computer right there & then & changed my screenname to Imago if it wasn't already taken.
[Edited 6/13/07 13:36pm]

Mach said:

Sure, why not.

Though,
I must admit, I've never been with a heathen before.

All of my previous "conquests" () believed in God.

Either that,
or maybe during sex, the heat of passion was so intense,
that they couldn't help but to call out His name




....in vain.

//
[Edited 6/12/07 19:30pm]

LittleSmedley said:

A hollow-eyed, pale-skinned, vice-ridden wretch.

See answer to Paisley's "How old are you" question for more details.


//
[Edited 6/12/07 20:35pm]

Illustrator said:

Oh my god.

PaisleyPark5083 said:

Ma'am...I am the Illustrator.


Well, since I was abandoned as an infant & therefor reared by wild dingo-like canines in the north-end woodlands of upper-state New York (just south of Buffalo), I don't know exactly when I was born, so I can't exactly be sure how old I am. Though, judging by the deep groves & wrinkles in my face, I'd reckon that I'm about 83 yrs. "young".
Though, there is a possibility that those marks on my complexion may more due to my mephistical relationship with yon mistress who goes by the name of Crystal Meth than to any mileage of time.



Con-Tro-Ver-Sy

Illustrator said:

He's Puerto Rican! The puzzle is getting a little clearer.....wow

littlemissG said:

Well,
it's generally known that I would like to see a movie based on my life,
but only if it's directed by Mel Gibson.
And only if,
in the last scene,
during the part where I'm hanging on the cross, & I look up to say my final words before I ascend into Heaven, the subtitles read,
"Hey, would you look at that? I can see my house from here."



To score with womankind as much as possible.

Will we ever see a picture of the Illustrator?
May we admire your beauty?
[Edited 6/12/07 19:55pm]

littlemissG said:

Sure, why not?
Is she hot?
Not that it's of any importance.

I try to look at all women thru God's eyes,
so I'd probably do her no matter what she looks like.

It's just that, even though I know that the Almighty likes to throw me a challenge every now & again, I still would like to be to know what I'll be getting in to.
I mean, if she's looks something like, oh I don't know.....
that Dr. Laura Schlessinger chick for example,
well,
then I will know that I'll have a night full of white-kuckling & teeth-gritting ahead of me & be able to prepare accordingly.

PaisleyPark5083 said:

Purple Rain.
It's probably my favorite album of all time.



You mean, like,
on a sexual level?



You mean, like,
on a sexual level?

I think you're an altar.....I KNOW I'M rather paranoid(got tired of the caps) but it comes with experience...the evasiveness, elusiveness, not answering any questions directly, or posting one's pic, unless of course it's a child...spelling correctly. Now! that's a dead give away. Manner of speech. There's a consistant personality one can't hide. Pretending to be heterosexual...yeah, I'm suspicious..... Are you pr---protagonistic? or primarily a pseudonym for prodigal but proficient prisoner of pretention? And that's a question. It has a question mark.

NDRU said:

There has been a decades old debate,
on what is the most important discovery of anything ever,
between Isaac Newton's discovery of gravity & Einstein's theory of relativity.
I prefer the relativity theory myself.
For me the coolest part of this theory, besides its simplicity & brilliance, is that it actually includes all of us as indiviuals, in that it actually is a guideline for all of to be able to understand what is truth, what is actually real.
Any physicist will tell you,
that all matter, in other words, all things that we can actually touch or measure, those things that we consider to be real, to be fact,
is still susceptible to the variables of our perception. Or put in another way,
(again, any physicist will tell you this) all matter changes when the perception of the perceptor changes.
The smartest people on this planet, believe that we, as a race of human beings,
know very little of the universe, of the reality that encompasses us ( let's not forget, that everything we percieve, 99% of it is actually made up of "nothing". But it doesn't seem that way to us, because we only have the ability to percieve the less than 1% that is something.)
It is generally agreed, amoungst the highest level of intelligencia of our planet, that we know almost close to nothing about our universe on a general level let alone on an individual level.

In short.
NDRU,
no one can ever really know that I can illustrate.

And when you think about it. it doesn't really matter if I can draw.
What really matters
is what you can draw.
From your conclusions,
from your perceptions,
and most importantly,
from your heart.

Illustrator said:

Heathens

BlackAdder7 said:

Because, my lawyer is not present at the moment.

And I have the right to remain silent.

At least that what the officers were telling me when they were beating me down with their billy clubs ( I could tell that one of them was a rookie, because instead of his club, he was using his bare fists. And, for those of us with any experience of the law {no matter from which side} know, for litagational purposes, that is considered a huge no-no ).
[Edited 6/12/07 21:44pm]

I think you type wearing a mask, like the one used by Robin..from Batman.