I've known my father-in-law for almost 20 years now and I have a good enough relationship with him. He is my wife's stepfather, a "good old boy" who seems to only have two or three shirts and who bathes maybe that many times in a given week (give or take). Our discussions are mostly about sports so I have to be fully versed in the latest in NASCAR when I go over (I know two drivers, Earnhardt and Gordon and everything else I say on the subject I make up out of my hindquarters). Lately it has become increasingly uncomfortable for two reasons:

1) His inappropriate stories have gotten worse: It used to be amidst all the talk of college football and whatnot that an occasional oddball "why are you telling me this?" story would come out. Lately there is one a visit. I do not want to know about how giving one's self an enema is like basting a turkey. Nor do I want to hear about wacky adventures in giving urine samples.

2) He is addicted to porn: No, we do not watch it together but I fear it is the next step. This is just speculation based on reliable stories but apparently he has a sizable collection, many of which he has obtained from his brother (?!). Sources close to the situation say he watches porn daily. Porn has got it's place sure but daily indicates possible psychological if not future urological issues.

Don't have a point here. I just like to share my life.

Can't choose your relatives.

littlemissG said:

Of course you do, when marriage is involved. Have fun with your NASPORN.

live4lust said:

I could probably keep up with it better if they integrated the world of NASCAR racing with the world of porn.

omg omg omg.

My uncle once was asking my brother how to watch a dvd on his computer. I happened to be sitting there and knowing my brother barely knows how to turn one on, I offered to show him. He let me. The dvd he was wanting to watch was PORN!

EEEEEWWWWW!!!!!


I was so disgusted, I walked out of the room and didn't look at him the rest of the day.

Leave the number for Sex Addicts Anonymous around where he can see it.

interesting. have you tried wearing a dress when you visit with him? countering his stories with recipes and sewing patterns?? betcha he'd give you a wide berth if you were to do so.

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oh God, I read this again, and am still laughing


I just picture Gotta in his wife's pants trying to wax rhetoric about racing cars with a creepy old man addicted to porn



oh lawd

GottaLetitgo said:

where is your wife when he tells these stories? and where is his own wife?
i'm sure they won't be too thrilled about him narrating the prep work for
a night of strap on wife to man action

littlemissG said:

Agree

GottaLetitgo said:

Do you have a mancrush on Jeff Gordon?

Sexy.

live4lust said:

Jeff Gordon is hot! I want his boots.


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live4lust said:

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

gemini13 said:

double drool

and a for good measure

XxAxX said:

My crossdressing has not come up yet.

IstenSzek said:

My wife is back in my mother in law's bedroom or in the kitchen. We usually go over for an hour or an hour and a half and my only assignment is to make "pleasant" conversation with my father-in-law.

live4lust said:

I wouldn't want to integrate anyone currently in NASCAR with porn. Moreso I was thinking of this film I had seen many years ago where a couple was doing the nasty while waterskiing. What would be hotter than two or more people going at it while driving in a racecar at 200 MPH?

CaptainChaos always gives good advice. You should ask him.

couple questions. Does he feign religion, is he a republican and does he live in a red-state?

sextonseven said:

I think he would get along great with the Captain. Maybe my father-in-law was a subliminal influence somehow.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

All of the above...South Carolina is about as red as you can get.

GottaLetitgo said:

And a perfect example of why I can't stand the south They would be the first ones to scream and cry about liberals and how bad and evil californians and New Yorkers are and here they are just as, if not more, scandalous

glad to hear you're not down with this douche

I love Snow Gotta! Lady with the red dress on i wanna be your man and take you into my world.....

pasquerto said:

I personally think "12 Inches of Snow" is one of the most inspired album titles ever.

If there are any children teach them about innapropriate touching. Keep them in sight at all times.

my advice is to send a photo of this man 4 my amusement

He is addicted to porn: No, we do not watch it together but I fear it is the next step.