this thread will probably flop but oh well.. im in a good mood and bored!





TURNS YOU ON = ON
TURNS YOU OFF = OFF
DON'T CARE = DC


GIRLS FILL THIS PART OUT

Wears a grill : off!
Dresses Gangsta: off!
Dresses Preppy: dc
Dresses Athletic: dc
Has green eyes: dc
brown eyes: on!
Has hazel eyes: on
Has blue eyes: dc
Drinks alcohol: dc
Smokes Weed: off!
Smokes cigs: off!
Plays sports: on.
Smiles a lot: on!
Is taller than you: on!
Has hair: on.
Has blonde hair: usually off
Has brown hair: on!
Has black hair: on!
Has red hair: off.
Has no hair: off.
Good dancer: on
Wears jewelry: dc depends
Tattoos: on
laid back: on.
Skates: dc
Plays guitar: on.
Plays drums: on.
Plays bass: on.
Rap: off.
Can draw: on.
Has a lip ring: dc
Has a tongue ring: off.
Nipples pierced: dc.
Hugs you: on.
Hugs from behind: on.
Cuddles with you: on.
Creative: on.
Calls you just to hear your voice: on.
Religious: dc.
Goes to church: dc.
Kisses you on the neck: on.
Brutally honest: on.
Is a Freak: on and off




GUYS FILL THIS PART OUT

Has a nice butt:
Plays musical instrument:
Is taller than you:
Has green eyes:
Has blue eyes:
Has brown eyes:
Has hazel eyes:
Has long hair:
Has med. hair:
Has short hair:
Drinks alcohol:
Smokes cigs:
Smokes weed:
has hair:
Has brown hair:
Has black hair:
Has red hair:
has blonde hair :
Calls you just to say hi:
Creative:
Compliments you:
Shaves her legs:
Wears jewelry:
Ear Rings:
Lip Ring:off
Tounge Ring:
Has bigger feet then you:
Has smaller feet than you:
Belly piercings:
Doesn't party:
Likes to party
Wants to party:
Laughs a lot:
TRys To Impress you:
Funny:
Skinny:
Rides a street bike:
Tattoo:
Is blunt (brutally honest):
Honest and open:
goes to church:
Licks lips:
Bites:
Thick Thighs:
Kinky:
REALLY skinny:
Giggly:
Mature:

wtf is this shit

InsatiableCream said:

on of these days...

Wears a grill : very off
Dresses Gangsta: off
Dresses Preppy: um...off I guess
Dresses Athletic: uh...dc
Has green eyes: hot
brown eyes: dc
Has hazel eyes: dc
Has blue eyes: dc
Drinks alcohol: dc
Smokes Weed: dc
Smokes cigs: off
Plays sports: dc
Smiles a lot: hrm....as long as it's not over the top...on
Is taller than you: on
Has hair: dc
Has blonde hair: usually off
Has brown hair: on
Has black hair: on
Has red hair: off
Has no hair: dc
Good dancer: dc as long as he has rhythm
Wears jewelry: depends on type
Tattoos: dc
laid back: mostly on
Skates: on
Plays guitar: dc
Plays drums: dc
Plays bass: dc
Rap: hahaha
Can draw: dc
Has a lip ring: off
Has a tongue ring: dc
Nipples pierced: dc
Hugs you: as long as it's not excessive...on
Hugs from behind: as long as it's not excessive...on
Cuddles with you: as long as it's not excessive...on
Creative: on
Calls you just to hear your voice: that's kinda cute I guess
Religious: off
Goes to church: off...kinda
Kisses you on the neck: on
Brutally honest: on!
Is a Freak: in what way?

Wears a grill : off!
Dresses Gangsta: dc-depends
Dresses Preppy: dc-depends
Dresses Athletic: dc
Has green eyes: on
brown eyes: on!
Has hazel eyes: dc
Has blue eyes: dc
Drinks alcohol: dc-as long as its not a problem
Smokes Weed: off!!!
Smokes cigs: off!!!
Plays sports: dc.
Smiles a lot: on!
Is taller than you: on!
Has hair: dc.
Has blonde hair: dc
Has brown hair: on!
Has black hair: on!
Has red hair: off.
Has no hair: on.
Good dancer: on!!!
Wears jewelry: dc-depends
Tattoos: on
laid back: on!!!
Skates: dc
Plays guitar: on.
Plays drums: ON!!!!!
Plays bass: on.
Rap: dc.
Can draw: on.
Has a lip ring: off
Has a tongue ring: off.
Nipples pierced: dc.
Hugs you: on.
Hugs from behind: on.
Cuddles with you: on.
Creative: on.
Calls you just to hear your voice: on.
Religious: dc.
Goes to church: dc.
Kisses you on the neck: on!!!!!
Brutally honest: on.
Is a Freak: ...can be good

Wears a grill : off
Dresses Gangsta: off
Dresses Preppy: dc
Dresses Athletic: dc
Has green eyes: dc
brown eyes: dc
Has hazel eyes: dc
Has blue eyes: dc
Drinks alcohol: dc
Smokes Weed: off
Smokes cigs: off
Plays sports: on
Smiles a lot: on
Is taller than you: on!
Has hair: dc
Has blonde hair: dc
Has brown hair: on
Has black hair: on
Has red hair: dc
Has no hair:dc
Good dancer: on!!!!!
Wears jewelry: dc
Tattoos: on
laid back: on
Skates: dc
Plays guitar: dc
Plays drums: dc
Plays bass:dc
Rap: dc
Can draw: dc
Has a lip ring: off
Has a tongue ring: dc
Nipples pierced: dc
Hugs you: on
Hugs from behind: on
Cuddles with you: on
Creative: on
Calls you just to hear your voice: on
Religious: dc
Goes to church: dc
Kisses you on the neck: on
Brutally honest: on
Is a Freak: on
[Edited 6/13/07 18:22pm]

SaraWright10 said:

i cant do this thing

GIRLS FILL THIS PART OUT

Wears a grill : OFF
Dresses Gangsta: OFF
Dresses Preppy: DC
Dresses Athletic: DC
Has green eyes: DC
brown eyes: DC
Has hazel eyes: DC
Has blue eyes: DC
Drinks alcohol: dc
Smokes Weed: off!
Smokes cigs: off!
Plays sports: on.
Smiles a lot: OFF (sure sign of a sneaky jerk-smiles too much)
Is taller than you: on!
Has hair: dc.
Has blonde hair: dc
Has brown hair: dc
Has black hair: dc!
Has red hair: dc.
Has no hair: dc
Good dancer: on
Wears jewelry: dc
Tattoos: off
laid back: on.
Skates: off
Plays guitar: on.
Plays drums: on.
Plays bass: on.
Rap: off.
Can draw: on.
Has a lip ring: OFF
Has a tongue ring: WAY OFF
Nipples pierced: OFF
Hugs you: on.
Hugs from behind: on.
Cuddles with you: on.
Creative: on.
Calls you just to hear your voice: on.
Religious: dc.
Goes to church: dc.
Kisses you on the neck: on.
Brutally honest: on.
Is a Freak: OFF
[Edited 6/13/07 18:36pm]

I'm gonna do both, if that's okay with you

GUYS FILL THIS PART OUT

Has a nice butt: on
Plays musical instrument: on
Is taller than you: dc
Has green eyes: dc
Has blue eyes: dc
Has brown eyes: dc
Has hazel eyes: dc
Has long hair: dc
Has med. hair: dc
Has short hair: dc
Drinks alcohol: dc
Smokes cigs: off
Smokes weed: off
has hair: where?
Has brown hair: dc
Has black hair: dc
Has red hair: off
has blonde hair : off
Calls you just to say hi: dc
Creative: on
Compliments you: on
Shaves her legs: on
Wears jewelry: on
Ear Rings: on
Lip Ring:off
Tounge Ring: off
Has bigger feet then you: dc
Has smaller feet than you: dc
Belly piercings: off
Doesn't party: on
Likes to party dc
Wants to party: dc
Laughs a lot: on
TRys To Impress you: on
Funny: on
Skinny: off
Rides a street bike: dc
Tattoo: off
Is blunt (brutally honest): on
Honest and open: on
goes to church: dc
Licks lips: off
Bites: uh, on
Thick Thighs: on
Kinky: on
REALLY skinny: way off
Giggly: on
Mature: on
[Edited 6/13/07 18:41pm]

Wears a grill : off!
Dresses Gangsta: off!
Dresses Preppy: dc
Dresses Athletic: dc
Has green eyes: on!
brown eyes: on!
Has hazel eyes: on
Has blue eyes: on
Drinks alcohol: dc
Smokes Weed: off!
Smokes cigs: off!
Plays sports: on.
Smiles a lot: on!
Is taller than you: on!
Has hair: on.
Has blonde hair: on
Has brown hair: on!
Has black hair: on!
Has red hair: off.
Has no hair: off.
Good dancer: on
Wears jewelry: dc
Tattoos: on
laid back: on.
Skates: dc
Plays guitar: on.
Plays drums: on.
Plays bass: on.
Rap: off.
Can draw: on.
Has a lip ring: off
Has a tongue ring: off.
Nipples pierced: off
Hugs you: on.
Hugs from behind: on.
Cuddles with you: on.
Creative: on.
Calls you just to hear your voice: on.
Religious: dc.
Goes to church: dc.
Kisses you on the neck: on.
Brutally honest: on.
Is a Freak: would depend on what we are getting freaking with

Has a nice butt: On ! Legs and Ass Man here!
Plays musical instrument On!:
Is taller than you: God she'd be six foot 3 Good Times On!
Has green eyes: On
Has blue eyes: On
Has brown eyes: On
Has hazel eyes: On
Has long hair: On especially if it well done!
Has med. hair: Myfavorite length down to the shoulders! Dead Sexy
Has short hair: Off/although I do dig certain pixie cuts
Drinks alcohol: Depends on what she's consuming, Wine On Beer Off
Smokes cigs:Off
Smokes weed: Off
has hair: WTF?
Has brown hair: My favorite color!
Has black hair:Yes especially long shiny jet black hair!
Has red hair:OMFG YEs I love the fire bush!
has blonde hair : Off
Calls you just to say hi: On just as long as its not more than twice a day.
Creative: On I love creativity!
Compliments you: On
Shaves her legs: Hell Yes
Wears jewelry: If its Gaudy, Way off!
Ear Rings: On
Lip Ring:off Off, especially too many!
Tounge Ring: On!
Has bigger feet then you: NO! Part sasquatch! Size 14 shoe cause I'm 13.5!
Has smaller feet than you: Yes especially if they got sexy well made toenails!
Belly piercings: Oh hell yes love biting and licking them!
Doesn't party: Yes, she doesn't get too drunk all the time!
Likes to party Yes but only on weekends and special occasions not all the time!
Wants to party: See above!
Laughs a lot:Yes, especially a cute bunny foo foo laugh!
TRys To Impress you:No, she shouldn't have to try if she's already my lady!
Funny: Yes love a great sense of humor!
Skinny: I have a rule that I won't date a woman under a size 5 Hell to the NO!
Rides a street bike: No, I would not want her getting killed.
Tattoo: Yes, in the middle of the back or on the ankle, but not too many!
Is blunt (brutally honest) On I hate head games.
Honest and open: On
goes to church: On shows she has some morals.
Licks lips: No licking lips makes them chapped!
Bites: Depends on where? Ears/Lip Yes, Male Member: Hell to the No!
Thick Thighs: Oh hell to the Yes! I love me some thickness!
Kinky: Depends, if they are too Kinky, no! But if they have some degree Yes!
REALLY skinny: Remember size 5 and above for me! So Hell NO!
Giggly: No, if you giggle too much it annoys me!
Mature:[/quote] Hell Yes. I love a grown ass woman!

Has a nice butt: Yes.

Plays musical instrument: Particulary one that blows. Yes.

Is taller than you: Hey, no matter how tall a gal is,
when she's on her knees, she's what I like to call "My shorty" . Yes


Has green eyes: As long as her green eyes look up at me all sensual-like when she's "my shorty", Yes.

Has blue eyes: See above.

Has brown eyes:See above the one above.

Has hazel eyes:Aw fuck no! I gots to draw the line somewhere's.

Has long hair: It dependes. Where exactlty is it long? Not that it matters. It's just that, due to my arachnaphobia (fear of spiders) at first glance of a "tarantula" I have a tendency to shriek like a little girl. So if I'm forewarned about it, then Yes.

Drinks alcohol: Usually, they wouldn't even be with unless they were drunk. You ever hear about "Coyote Ugly"? Well, I'm the one who usually wakes up with a bloody severed arm beside me, on my pillow. But, please, don't shed any tears for me. Those emotional nerve-endings are long dead by now. Yes.

Smokes cigs: Yes, but there is line. I once dated a girl who smoked so much, she had one of those holes at the bottom of her throat. I found out later why she kept referring to it as her little "blow-hole". That crazy bitch did me like she had a porpoise.
Now before any one of you decide to org-note me at how offended you are by that remark, please take into account that any uncomfortability that you may have felt from reading such a bad pun cannot even begin to compare to mental, emotional & spiritual trauma that I suffered that night. I'm pretty sure that I'm scarred for life, man....

Smokes weed:Aw hell yes. Weed + a hoe = me in her secret garden. (That's Springsteen, you know....).

has hair: If she bald, it's cool. Especially if she's "Britney bald" , where she's got the whole "curtains matching the & carpeting" thing going. As her incarcerated friends likes to say, "That's hot".


Calls you just to say hi: N/A. I usually only date deaf girls who are mute.

Creative: If by creative, you mean.....well.....I'm sure you know where I'm heading with this one. Let your creativity to finish this answer.

Compliments you: If by compliments me, you mean the way that she brings out the color of my eyes during a BJ, then Yes.

Shaves her legs: And then some. I'm still amazed at the substantality of the boner I got when I first saw the clean-shaven Britney.

Wears jewelry: If by wearing jewelry, you mean that she wears me, then Yes.

Ear Rings: Yes. My ears ring all the time, so I think I can empathize.

Lip Ring: If you are referring to the Goth definition of "lip ring", then Yes. And how.

Tongue Ring: If it was originally a cock-ring that I was wearing, then Yes.

Has bigger feet then you: I once dated a female sasquatch. It's true what they say about females with big feet. So, no.

Has smaller feet than you: If you mean that she shorter, then yes. It eliminates the need for her to kneel. But it really is no biggie.

Belly piercings: It's not her belly that I intend to pierce. That's some sick shit, man. No.

Doesn't party: Then we'll just stay in. Yes

Likes to party Then we'll go out. Yes

Wants to party: Then we'll go in & out. Most definitely, Yes

Laughs a lot: It depends on what's she laughing about & what she's pointing at that's got her in such hysterics. Probably no.

Trys To Impress you: If it's with her flexibilty, yes. Otherwise, no. I'm only impressed by her willingnes to get her knees dirty.

Funny: If by funny, you mean that she's a crack-addict, then sure, why not. If Bobby Brown can last as long as he did with a roni who wasn't so tender anymore, then that should serve as an inspiriration to us all.


Skinny:See above

Rides a street bike: If she let's me sniff the seat every now & again, then yes.

Tattoo: I always thought he was a dude. Guess, I should've known by the lisp every time he call Mr. Rourke "Bosth".

Is blunt (brutally honest): See answer to "Calls just to say Hi".

Honest and open: If she's open, then I'll make an "honest" girl of her. So N/A.

goes to church: Okay, but she should be warned that during sex, I find the wooden pews incredibly uncomfortable. Though, for certain women, the fact that the candles with the melting wax is so readily available can be quite convenient. Though, if she is that type of gal, I would highly recommend staying away from the holy water basin. That shit'll will burn you (especially if I had to spend the majority of the mass yelling to her "The power of Christ compells you!!".

Licks lips: Fuckin' Ayy!!! I loves me some girl-on-girl action! Yes.

Thick Thighs: Are there any other kind?

Kinky: Do the math.

Mature: Yes. MILF's need lovin' too.

TURNS YOU ON = ON
TURNS YOU OFF = OFF
DON'T CARE = DC



Wears a grill : off!
Dresses Gangsta: off!
Dresses Preppy: dc
Dresses Athletic: dc
Has green eyes: dc
brown eyes: on!
Has hazel eyes: on
Has blue eyes: dc
Drinks alcohol: dc
Smokes Weed: dc
Smokes cigs: dc
Plays sports: on.
Smiles a lot: on!
Is taller than you: on!
Has hair: on.
Has blonde hair: usually off
Has brown hair: on!
Has black hair: on!
Has red hair: off.
Has no hair: dc
Good dancer: on
Wears jewelry: dc depends
Tattoos: on
laid back: on.
Skates: dc
Plays guitar: dc
Plays drums: dc
Plays bass: dc
Rap: off.
Can draw: on.
Has a lip ring: off
Has a tongue ring: off.
Nipples pierced: dc.
Hugs you: on.
Hugs from behind: on.
Cuddles with you: on.
Creative: on.
Calls you just to hear your voice: on.
Religious: dc.
Goes to church: dc.
Kisses you on the neck: on.
Brutally honest: on.
Is a Freak: on

InsatiableCream said:

why not lol?

karmatornado said:

Scooping up the field mice and bopping em on the head!

karmatornado said:

That was fun to read

jess555ja said:

Ha! Knew it!

FuNkeNsteiN said:

I knew that once I gave that answer, you would point it out . . .

karmatornado said:

Hell Yes. I love a grown ass woman![/quote]


I have one of those

Illustrator
[Edited 12/5/11 7:53am]

ThreadCula said:

My Nubian Pop Tart of Love where have you been! and you are not that giggly!

SaraWright10 said:

i dont like the opposite sex and...


for not liking blondes

I would like to add:
Has a job: Yes.

GUYS FILL THIS PART OUT

Has a nice butt: on
Plays musical instrument: on, especially bass or drums
Is taller than you: off
Has green eyes: on
Has blue eyes: on
Has brown eyes: on
Has hazel eyes: on
Has long hair: dc or off
Has med. hair: dc
Has short hair: on
Drinks alcohol: on
Smokes cigs: dc
Smokes weed: off
has hair: um, where? lol anywhere but her head isn't cool
Has brown hair: on
Has black hair: way the fuck on
Has red hair: on
has blonde hair : dc
Calls you just to say hi: dc
Creative: dc
Compliments you: on
Shaves her legs: on--this is a must
Wears jewelry: dc
Ear Rings: dc, unless it's those hoop earrings and then it's on
Lip Ring: dc
Tounge Ring: dc
Has bigger feet then you: wouldn't happen, but it's off
Has smaller feet than you: dc
Belly piercings: dc
Doesn't party: off
Likes to party on
Wants to party: on
Laughs a lot: way the fuck on
TRys To Impress you: on
Funny: way the fuck on
Skinny: on, unless it's disturbing
Rides a street bike: dc
Tattoo: off
Is blunt (brutally honest): off
Honest and open: on
goes to church: dc/off--depends on what level it is
Licks lips: on
Bites: nibbling's on
Thick Thighs: off
Kinky: on
REALLY skinny: off
Giggly: on, unless she can't speak w/o giggling
Mature: dc

like what about us

Wears a grill : Off.
Dresses Gangsta: DC
Dresses Preppy: DC
Dresses Athletic: DC
Has green eyes: On
brown eyes: On
Has hazel eyes: On
Has blue eyes: On
Drinks alcohol: DC
Smokes Weed: Off.
Smokes cigs: Off.
Plays sports: DC
Smiles a lot: DC
Is taller than you:ON. A guy must be taller than 5'10.
Has hair: DC
Has blonde hair: DC
Has brown hair: DC
Has black hair: DC
Has red hair: DC
Has no hair: DC
Good dancer: DC
Wears jewelry:DC
Tattoos: DC
laid back: DC
Skates: DC
Plays guitar: DC
Plays drums: DC
Plays bass: DC
Rap: DC
Can draw: DC
Has a lip ring: DC
Has a tongue ring: DC
Nipples pierced: I don't know.
Hugs you: On.
Hugs from behind: Off.
Cuddles with you: DC
Creative: On
Calls you just to hear your voice: DC, but please don't call me more than once a day!
Religious: DC
Goes to church: DC
Kisses you on the neck: DC
Brutally honest: On. The guys must be honest if I look bad in an outfit. Ive' heard it before!
Is a Freak: What?

GIRLS FILL THIS PART OUT

Wears a grill : off
Dresses Gangsta: off! work with these everyday dont care to be with one
Dresses Preppy: off
Dresses Athletic: dc
Has green eyes: on
brown eyes: on
Has hazel eyes: on
Has blue eyes: on
Drinks alcohol: off if they drink too much, I dont drink
Smokes Weed: Defenitely off!
Smokes cigs: off, dont want to kiss cig. breath
Plays sports: dc
Smiles a lot: ON
Is taller than you: I hope he is, defenitely ON
Has hair: on
Has blonde hair: dc
Has brown hair: dc
Has black hair: dc
Has red hair: off
Has no hair: dc
Good dancer: on, I need a dance partner
Wears jewelry: on
Tattoos: all of sudden they have become quite sexy to me ON
laid back: on, lets relax
Skates: dc
Plays guitar: on
Plays drums: on
Plays bass: on
Rap: off
Can draw: Defenitely ON! (like that scene in Titanic, SEXY!)
Has a lip ring: off
Has a tongue ring: dc
Nipples pierced: off
Hugs you: ON, love some big arms around me
Hugs from behind: ON
Cuddles with you: Love it!!! On
Creative: ON
Calls you just to hear your voice: on, but can get annoying if done too much.
Religious: not so much religious more like Belives in God, ON!
Goes to church: on
Kisses you on the neck: OMG big ON
Brutally honest: On, I need honesty
Is a Freak: off, actually it depends?
[Edited 6/13/07 23:45pm]

Paradisekiss03 said:

YES!!!! must have a job

veronikka said:

lol!

Wears a grill : off!
Dresses Gangsta: off!
Dresses Preppy: dc
Dresses Athletic: dc
Has green eyes: dc
brown eyes: on!
Has hazel eyes: on
Has blue eyes: dc
Drinks alcohol:off
Smokes Weed: off!
Smokes cigs: off!
Plays sports: on.
Smiles a lot: on!
Is taller than you: on!
Has hair: on.
Has blonde hair: usually off
Has brown hair: on!
Has black hair: on!
Has red hair: dc
Has no hair: dc
Good dancer: on
Wears jewelry: on
Tattoos: dc
laid back: on.
Skates: dc
Plays guitar: on.
Plays drums: on.
Plays bass: on.
Rap: off.
Can draw: on.
Has a lip ring: off
Has a tongue ring: off.
Nipples pierced: off
Hugs you: on.
Hugs from behind: on.
Cuddles with you: on.
Creative: on.
Calls you just to hear your voice: on.
Religious: dc
Goes to church: dc.
Kisses you on the neck: on.
Brutally honest: on.
Is a Freak: on (depends on case of course lol)

furygirl said:

for not liking blondes

GUYS FILL THIS PART OUT

Has a nice butt: ON
Plays musical instrument: d/c
Is taller than you: ON, but not overly important
Has green eyes: d/c
Has blue eyes: d/c
Has brown eyes: d/c
Has hazel eyes: d/c
Has long hair: d/c
Has med. hair: ON
Has short hair: ON
Drinks alcohol: ON, but not overly important
Smokes cigs: d/c
Smokes weed: as long as she shares....ON
has hair: it helps....
Has brown hair: d/c
Has black hair: d/c
Has red hair: ON ON ON
has blonde hair : meh....
Calls you just to say hi: ON
Creative: ON
Compliments you: meh...
Shaves her legs: ON
Wears jewelry: ON
Ear Rings: ON
Lip Ring: off
Tounge Ring: ON
Has bigger feet then you: usually means she's a HE!!!
Has smaller feet than you: ON
Belly piercings: ON
Doesn't party: d/c
Likes to party d/c
Wants to party: d/c
Laughs a lot: ON
Tries To Impress you: OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF...
Funny: ON
Skinny: rather a lil meat on her bones, but not overly important
Rides a street bike: meh...
Tattoo: ON
Is blunt (brutally honest): ON
Honest and open: ON
goes to church: d/c....just keep the religious zealotry to yourself...
Licks lips: ON
Bites: REALLY ON
Thick Thighs: d/c
Kinky: ON x 1,000,000,000
REALLY skinny: hella OFF!!
Giggly: OFF
Mature: ON