I know this won't creep him out.

Anyway, fellow orgers, I need your help in turning the orger Anx/Anxiety, who we all know and love, into a pro-faux orger who can appreciate this well-mannered Brit, flip-flop wearing orger I know as 'me'.

I'm a decent chap. Help me out here, org. With the power of your almost certainly very sporadic posting I am SURE we can succeed in at least causing grave concern to the orger known as Anxiety in regards to the state of my mental wellbeing and financial capability of affording tickets to the US city of my choice.

xx

CarrieMpls said:

Is that 'xx' as in signing the petition or 'xx' as in secret moderator code for 'pull the plug on this psycho drunkard's thread'?

Fauxie said:

They've cracked the code! Abort! Abort!

I mean, I was signing for you, fauxie.

CarrieMpls said:

Does a kiss on the cheek void any retribution?

Fauxie said:

And then some.

XX

Seriously though, is anyone else going to post on this thread, because I'm out of beer and it's just past 10pm (i.e. pre-stabby time), and if I think I'll have some posts to come back to I'll take a walk now to the 7-eleven near here as a white man with quite gay swimming shorts on without fear.

CarrieMpls said:

Oh yeah! One of the cutest women on the org! I just have to run it by Mon first, of course. But still, and a moderator too. That's like doing it with a hot teacher.

minneapolisgenius said:

You may have a truly beautiful face like a porcelain doll (but not in the creepy sense), but that doesn't mean I appreciate that post!

he approves

Fauxie said:

You should appreciate it though. It's my way of signing. (I have a jackalope obsession) I so want one.

minneapolisgenius said:

You're strange, but that's great.

FruitToAttractBears said:

That's as good as a nod. I am SO foruming about now.

Fauxie said:

I'm not kidding. In fact I was just looking online about 15 minutes ago to see who sells them.

Fauxie said:

Now you're going to far.

minneapolisgenius said:

And does anybody sell them?

Seriously, if you ever cared about me at all, pray for me. It's not well lit around here, it's after 10:30pm and I'm going to 7eleven to buy beer. It's very stabby around here and I'm scared my white skin, though recently very nicely tanned, will still be a dead give away as to the 20,000 baht (100 baht ) I'm carrying.

Like a doll. Crazy pretty.

~~~~~ there you go, fauxie!

CarrieMpls said:

Hardly!

I'm being disciplined here na khrap? I'm a married man don'tcha know.

You wear flip flops? I can't support this.

Number23 said:

Thanks Number23, you witty, cynical (though not nihilistic! ) man, you. If I were gay you'd be my starkitty/JustErin

live4lust said:

I never read that part. Infact, I only read the title. I withdraw my support.

live4lust said:

Neither can my flip-flops. It's like walking barefoot on concrete all day, but what do you want from me????? It's like 35 degrees every day!!!! I'd wear crocs but I'm scared Anx hates them.

Number23 said:

And so I withdraw 'witty', you cynical Scotland-based hack. My brother has you whipped in both wit and in being my brother.

But seriously, pray for me I don't get stabbed, if you've time.

See you in a bit.

Fauxie said:

Yes they do.

http://www.jackalopejunct...s_for.html

I don't know if I can pray for you, but I can certainly think of you when I open my own beer tonight.

Maybe your skin is tanned enough so you'll pass for one of the locals.



But thanks though.

live4lust said:

Fauxie said:

LOVE is the answer, fauxie. not wispy beards, flip-flops and foreign countrys.