xplnyrslf said:

It could be, that I'm really an intensely menopausal female.
And that's an answer. It has a period.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Yes.
This one.

PaisleyPark5083 said:

you are scared to give too much away.

2the9s said:

Bio-Dome.

That's excluding any porn.
Since I use the fast-forward button so much when watching one,
I don't consider it so much as watching a movie
as I consider it watching a "short".

littlemissG said:

First,
let me figure out who's alter I am.

According to my math,
possible candidates include, so far:

Natisse
ZombieKitten
Hobbitch
Supa
GottaLetItGo
SquirrelMeat
EternalDragon
nurse
& Ben.

PaisleyPark5083 said:

Please post in the form of a question.
Thank you.

Fact: You crack my ass and the rest of me up! SCORE 90 I really like your contribution and cant give a jackity crackity wheater you are an alternate or what you are!

Illustrator said:

oh! my! god!


when you type your verbose witty responses,
does it all just come spilling out of your brain at once
or do you write, edit and change things up?


and how come i always assumed your user name was more metaphorical than literal?

Illustrator said:

How Alex Trebek of you...

It wasn't meant to be a question, it was a statement.

Muse2NOPharaoh said:

Yo, Muse,
an alter Illustrator not really am.

emm said:

I try to do the Puerto Rican version of posting out of pure instinct.
Which basically means,
I just tend to pull 'em outta my ass.



I think many folks tend to assume this. One orger once told me that it was because one would think that with a name like Illustrator, that I would have an avatar.
What many of y'all don't understand is that I do have an avvie.*
It's just that,
for some unexplainable reason,
my visage tends not to show up in photos or reflections of any kind.
I figure, it's gotta be cuz I'm a vampire or some such.
And while it can be frustrating at times,
(especially when it comes to figuring out what kind of do I might be sportin')
I do realize that there are people suffering thru worse problems in other parts of the world,
so I try not to complain about too much.

*BTW, is it avvie, avie or avy?
(I've never been good at geometry)

Illustrator, do you speak with a Puerto Rican accent??

Muse2NOPharaoh said:

What's important is that I care! That's all that matters! Those were exclamations.
I pretty much expected the answer I got.
It's just odd how I'll be posting away and all of a sudden I get this creepy crawly goosebump feeling of "deja vu".
(Fathermcmeekle????)

Anyhow, is 90 the highest score? That's like a B+.
I'll give him a 100 with effort combined...

have you ever used the term "bariqua" when picking up attractive (or non attractive) women?

BlackAdder7 said:

Is this related to a vehicle one drives?? ala low rider?.....
[Edited 6/13/07 21:45pm]

Illustrator, what is your intelligence quotient? You appear to be very well spoken.

Illustrator's life should be made into a film entitled:

The Secret Life of Walter Witty

And Danny Kaye should be resurrected to play him.
[Edited 6/13/07 23:16pm]

xplnyrslf said:

I have a theory - I think Illustrator is...JUSTERIN

Illustrator said:

Illustrator said:

sig:

Ignore this post.
I don't need the encouragement.

"To criticize is to choose the laziest form of expression." -some deep dude

xplnyrslf said:

Damn.
If I woulda known that I'd be gettin' graded on this,
I woulda actually studied.

I mean, I did spend a large majority of my evening cramming last night,
but it sure wasn't for any damn test.
[Edited 6/14/07 16:32pm]

BlackAdder7 said:

Actually, in the area of town where I prefer to pick up a "date",
one must move pretty quickly in order to lessen the chances of one getting arrested by the local authorities.
Therefore,
due to the time constraints of the situation, the luxury of conversation is very rarely affordable, chronologicly and/or financially.
But I must admit that, since I've been able to garner the amount of experience that I have,
even though the choice between a woman who attractive & one who is ( as you put it) non-attractive,
I usually do pretty well
considering that their answer to the question "You're not really a dude, are you?" & my catlike instincts are that I have to rely on.

vanessabfly said:

While I don't ever remember actually taking an I.Q. test,
if I did, I can't imagine that it would be very high at all.
Based on the calculations I've made so far, I almost positive I now know who's alter I am.
And based on this orger's profile page, this person has "community college" written all over 'em.

Illustrator said:

Great! My secret's out! If you must know, I still have my periods....so it's peri-menopausal. Not full blown "I need estrogen" now, or I'm going to die at the computer. That'll be NEXT week.

There's a male menopause, too, you know.
[Edited 6/14/07 16:42pm]

Illustrator said:

Illustrator said:

FORGET IT....you remind me of some one else. Perhaps it's the Alzheimers(early stage) . Between that and menopause, I'm not long for this world....and there better be some kind of org memorial.

Lothan said:

There's absolutely NOTHING wrong with community college bucko!!!




[Edited 6/14/07 18:29pm]

xplnyrslf said:

'Ey xplnyrslf,
let me first say that I am not an alter.
I'm just me.
Second,
I'm hoping that you are on this world let alone the org for a very long time. I remember back when you deleted your account briefly, there were quite a few orgers here were not happy about it.

With the intelligence, beauty & humor that you add to this site,
a memorial should be done for you now (while your still with us ) in the form of an appreciation thread, young lady.

Illustrator said:

Sooooo..... What are you saying??? does that mean you're not Fathermcmeekle?

xplnyrslf said:

I'm not a father.
At least, I'm pretty sure that I'm not.

I don't mean to be vague or anything,
but,
see,
I'm a Puerto Rican who grew up in a Puerto Rican nieghborhood & ....
well....
just see my answer to Black Adder's question for further details.

Forsooth!

Illustrator, why are people assholes?

Illustrator said:

What do you consider non-attractive?
Do you like Garland Jeffreys? http://2007.sxsw.com/musi...49294.html
[Edited 6/14/07 21:03pm]