last night my girl said I was disrespectful for farting in front of her friend who was over for a visit.

it's my house I can fart where I want! I said

she said I should have went in the bathroom and did it

was I wrong?

there's more fart rights than free speech.
but if you want THOSE stares, keep pumpin those trumphets.

she knew what she was gettin with you, right?

mirrorbestfriend said:

WHY would WANT to do it in front of anyone? Were you hoping to gas the friend out of your house?


(why I'm posting on this thread, I have no idea...)

Tell her to chill the fuck out.

You should have gone to another room out of respect for your guest in your home. But your girlfriend should have not jumped all over you...just given you a look like:

PaisleyPark5083 said:

but the chick is always there!

mirrorbestfriend said:

In that case, you are free to break wind!

mirrorbestfriend said:

You probably blew your shot at a threesome...

RodeoSchro said:

not into that ....although I would do her!

well..ask her if they fart in front of eachother. if so, then what would one more arse passing gas be any different. i doubt they leave the room when they're together










can't believe i just posted that

CHIC0 said:

they sex buddies so they probably fart in front of each other

I would have said the same as your girl!

I would've told my girlfriend,
" I would've gone to the bathroom,
but I didn't want to halt the momentum of the menage-a-trois.
And, Sweety, you should know by know,
that when it cums to threesome ediquette,
I've always been hardcore like that."

luv4u said:

What would a Gas thread be without some good bean footage. So like they say in the Bush Beans Commercial,Show That Beautiful Bean Footage :

CHIC0 said:

Everybody knows, girls don't fart in front of eachother...

They feel each other up is what they do.. You know, lots of french kissing, tickling, rubbing and the lot? Jeez, don't you EVER watch porn movies?

Your threads are so ignorant

wlcm2thdwn said:

ignorant? define

never acceptable.
end of story.

CarrieMpls said:

Stax said:

mirrorbestfriend said:

Girls don't fart...


They fluff.

shellyevon said:

They also love puff and sometimes even cheek slap...


But anyway, when you get to my age you let a fart fall out because you have no control over it anyway never mind making it to the bedroom or the bathroom to guff there.....