Imago said:

no ...


I dont have a favorite thread, BUT.. the post of the year goes to FruittoAttractBears .. when ppl were saying they wanted Johnny Depp to play Prince in the 'so-called' movie .. and Fruit posted this pic .. with the caption .. "Nigga Please" .. that was a highlight ..

1) The year is half way done. What major milestones do you have left? Find a new job and settle my apartment building demolition drama.

2) In general is this a better year than last? How so? No, because everyday I hate my job more and more. My dislike for it is physically affecting me.

3) Have you befriended any orgers this year? Where they a newbie or someone you knew of but never mingled with? Not this year, but last year yes.

4) With Spats leaving the org and Zelaira gone, is housequake now more cool than the org? HQ seems a bit cold & unwelcoming at first, but it's really not--you just have to give it a chance. I like it b/c they put up with a lot less drama/shit there. Imho, the Org is fun for goofing around, but HQ is the place if you want to do serious Prince research/collecting.

5) What is the best thread created this year so far in the org forums? I liked the caption contest from the Koko incident.

6) What is the worst thread created this year so far in the org forums? All the "who should be Prince's next girlfriend/wife" threads.

7) Has anybody--I mean ANYBODY, been around Muse2nopaharoah when she's totally sober? Like EVER? n/a

8) Kevin Costner, Denzel Washington, or Johny Depp (pick just one of ONLY THOSE GUYS)? Johnny Depp (KC and DW don't really stand a chance in this, do they?)

9) Is Britney Spear's career essentially over? Even if she poses for Playboy? Yes, if we're lucky.

10) Is Dominic Monohagn's career after LOST, essentially over? Even if he poses for Playgirl? Who?

11) When is the last time you witnessed someone use the bathroom and not wash their hands? Did you know them? Can't remember--so that's good, right?

12) Spinoza or Descartes? (You must pick ONLY one of those dudes) Descartes, bien sur. [Je pense, donc, je suis. (I think, therefore I am.)-->that's Descartes for those who don't know him.]

13) A half mile stroll through Paris, or a scenic, secluded nature walk? Paris.

14) A wild ass party with your best friends in the world, or quiet time at a resort with family. Wild ass party.

15) Did OJ do it? Yes, I know he's not legally guilty. But did he do it? Explain. Yes, he did it. I'm with Imago on this....why the white blazer chase if he didn't have something to run from?

16) Which orger surprised you the most recently? none

Yeah, so far this year, I've made it with at least half the girls around here. I guess if I had to have a goal, it would be to do it with the remaining half.
Yes, ladies, I consider each and every one of you's to be a milestone. Something to be reached for. Something like a....a..uh...an angel! Yeah.....an angel. An angel with big white wings. Wings that would make doing you the equivelent of a wondrous ride on the bareback of a great majestic Pegasus.
In my eyes, your collective beauty extends into the realm of the mythical.
Fuck.....
I'm sportin' a boner just thinking of y'all.

Nehhh....not really. My butt still stinks.

So far this year, I have befriended 2 orgers, 3 trolls & one faerie. Though I wouldn't be surprised if they all turned out to be the same person.

Well, with your "Subway Girl Asked Me To Marry Her" thread being very spats-like & your "Tasting My Own Sperm" thread cumming off as Zelaira-esque,
whatever voids may resulted due to their departure,
you seem to be filling in both holes quite admirably.

Well, I never been to any of those "invasion" functions,
so I'm thinking that this question is directed to those who've been invaded by her.
Though, I'm pretty sure that any invading that is done whilst sober can hardly be considered, by law, as a true "invasion". The physics just don't add up.

Dude, it still amazes that you still post in the closet. Don't you know by now that we can still see you?

If it is, she'll be okay. I'm sure that her ex, K-Fed can help her get a job with him, flipping fries. And the best part is,
she wouldn't even need a hairnet.
BTW, I'd still do her. A piece of trailer trash with matching flesh-colored curtains & carpet ( even if it has seen more traffic that the revolving door at her rehab center) really turns me on. If she does, she'll probably be the first playmate ever to have her pubes airbrushed back on instead of off.

I don't watch TV anymore. My remote has been missing since last August ( I fear the worst ) & I don't know how to work the manual buttons.
What show was he on that he LOST?
Was he one of those Sanjaya guys from American Idol? If I took a picture of him singing& showed it to a little girl, would she start crying?

I'll tell you what really gets on my nerves with public washrooms.
When I walk in & the last person who used it left the toilet looking like they sneezed into it with their ass.

Trick question. They're both dead.
Yeah...that's right. You've got to get up pret-tee early in the morning, dude.....

I choose the half-mile stroll thru Paris.
However,
once she serves her jail sentence, then I'll just take the secluded walk.

Throw in a jail sentence, and I'll take it all, just so's I can be just like Paris.

According to him, he did do it. With Anna Nicole. And if one looks closely at her baby's pic, it seems quite possible.
It all fits.
Like a glove.

Probably the most recent time was that one time when Irresistible B!tch snuck up on me.
I was just coming out of the org-washroom ( you guys know it more as the org-Artist Community forum. They have lotsa great reading material in there. And their handicap stall is probably the biggest one I ever saw. When I sit on there with my feet dangling off the ground & with my reading material, I feel like one of Lily Tomlin's characters ) when , as if out of nowhere, she comes behind me & yells "Hey Illustrator, whutsup?!?" Scared the living shit out of me! And as I stood there, clutching my chest ( she knows that I have a bad ticker ), seeing her laugh that scoundrelously infectious laugh of hers, I came to realize why the words "irresistible" & "b!tch" come so aptly together to make up her screenname.


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1) The year is half way done. What major milestones do you have left? Get some writing done, & not just talk about it & bitch about how I'm getting to it - actually sit down & fucking hit some keys already Too bad my Org posts don't count
2) In general is this a better year than last? How so? Yes, I feel much more settled physically & emotionally, maybe even moving into some happiness soon!
3) Have you befriended any orgers this year? Where they a newbie or someone you knew of but never mingled with? I don't really mingle
4) With Spats leaving the org and Zelaira gone, is housequake now more cool than the org? Zel & Spats are gone??
5) What is the best thread created this year so far in the org forums? Well everyone loved that "Is it a date?" thread I'm partial to the now locked "John Mayer's 'Daughters'" thread
6) What is the worst thread created this year so far in the org forums? Probably the one asking if P was sad over Anna Nicole's death
7) Has anybody--I mean ANYBODY, been around Muse2nopaharoah when she's totally sober? Like EVER?
8) Kevin Costner, Denzel Washington, or Johny Depp (pick just one of ONLY THOSE GUYS)? Denzel, it's the lips man... & the voice
9) Is Britney Spear's career essentially over? Even if she poses for Playboy? I fucking hope so, so sick of that tramp!
10) Is Dominic Monohagn's career after LOST, essentially over? Even if he poses for Playgirl? No clue who that is.
11) When is the last time you witnessed someone use the bathroom and not wash their hands? Did you know them? Probably some heffa in the building I work in, but not someone I know or work with directly.
12) Spinoza or Descartes? (You must pick ONLY one of those dudes) WHO?? This questionaire may be too advanced for me
13) A half mile stroll through Paris, or a scenic, secluded nature walk? PARIS!
14) A wild ass party with your best friends in the world, or quiet time at a resort with family. Party w/ friends, I see my family ALL the time... too much
15) Did OJ do it? Yes, I know he's not legally guilty. But did he do it? Explain. Hell muthafuckin YEA he did
16) Which orger surprised you the most recently? Who are these "orgers" you think I'm paying so much attention to?

1) The year is half way done. What major milestones do you have left?
Getting a damn job..it's so hard for me..like i'm cursed...find my own place...my mom can be physically abusive. Finish college somehow.
2) In general is this a better year than last? How so?
Yes, I found a job for a little while.
3) Have you befriended any orgers this year? Where they a newbie or someone you knew of but never mingled with? some...can't remember
4) With Spats leaving the org and Zelaira gone, is housequake now more cool than the org? don't know...spats wasn't that bad.
5) What is the best thread created this year so far in the org forums?
can't remember..maybe althoms new babies thread.
6) What is the worst thread created this year so far in the org forums? bad memory

8) Kevin Costner, Denzel Washington, or Johny Depp (pick just one of ONLY THOSE GUYS)? Johnny Depp,he's different
9) Is Britney Spear's career essentially over? Even if she poses for Playboy? dont'care
10) Is Dominic Monohagn's career after LOST, essentially over? Even if he poses for Playgirl? no, it can't be...love the guy
11) When is the last time you witnessed someone use the bathroom and not wash their hands? Did you know them? no comment

13) A half mile stroll through Paris, or a scenic, secluded nature walk? nature walk
14) A wild ass party with your best friends in the world, or quiet time at a resort with family. quiet time with a boyfriend and no one else.
15) Did OJ do it? Yes, I know he's not legally guilty. But did he do it? Explain. don't know wasn't there, but the incident at the restaurant seemed racist to me.
16) Which orger surprised you the most recently? no comment
[Edited 5/26/07 16:51pm]

Ace said: