Genesia said:

mdiver said:

FunkMistress said:

It was a JOKE, kids!

Don't try and bring it back now babe...you just confirmed what we all suspected about the big lunk..he may be lovable but he makes women cry in the sack!

FunkMistress said:

So have I, but when it's that bad you just don't call the person again.

mdiver said:

Uh-uh, see, there's a reason I call that motherfucker ten times a day!

FunkMistress said:

So have I, but when it's that bad you just don't call the person again.

missfee said:

have you ever had your significant other to tell you that they love you during hot sweaty sex? Well I have and i think that it's the most sexiest, sweetest thing.....

mdiver said:

FunkMistress said:

Uh-uh, see, there's a reason I call that motherfucker ten times a day!

OK YOU DID IT.....YOU GROSSED ME OUT

FunkMistress said:

mdiver said:

OK YOU DID IT.....YOU GROSSED ME OUT

You should know better by now!

Talk shit about my lover and the Mistress comes out swinging...with some shit you might not want to hear!

INSATIABLE said:

evenstar3 said:

what's your signature from?

A Softer World, one of my favorite online comic strips. If it could be considered comics.

JustErin said:

Genesia said:

Maybe someday...if you're very lucky...you'll find someone who loves you enough to die for you -- and have matured to the point where you can appreciate it.

mdiver said:

FunkMistress said:

You should know better by now!

Talk shit about my lover and the Mistress comes out swinging...with some shit you might not want to hear!

Good job i bloody love you!

Ok i wont rag on his ass no more....just promise you wont use words like hard,lick,orgasm,pound or satisfied in the same post as his name....Its kinda like hearing your parents doing it...we know you do we just dont wanna think about HIM like that

Fauxie said:

NWF said:

I WISH!

For what it's worth, I love your threads about how you never have sex.

FunkMistress said:

mdiver said:

Good job i bloody love you!

Ok i wont rag on his ass no more....just promise you wont use words like hard,lick,orgasm,pound or satisfied in the same post as his name....Its kinda like hearing your parents doing it...we know you do we just dont wanna think about HIM like that

How about licked and pounded hard to an insanely satisfied orgasm?

You should really stop now before EVERYONE gets sick.

mdiver said:

FunkMistress said:

mdiver said:

Erin please leave this forum, you have over stepped a very lenient mark.

You should talk!

mdiver said:

FunkMistress said:

You should talk!

Don't make me tell you what i have planned for her on saturday

JustErin said:

mdiver said:

Don't make me tell you what i have planned for her on saturday

*blocking ears*

LALALALALALALALALALA!!!!!

FunkMistress said:

I can't believe I just said that.

Now I know how Erin felt after posting her video.

FunkMistress said:

I can't believe I just said that.

Now I know how Erin felt after posting her video.

jerseykrs said:

I don't know which emoticon to post.....





or

JustErin said:

jerseykrs said:

Well, if I was with a guy, getting my ass kicked and he started to cry and said "I love you *sob* *sob*", I would probably ask to stop everything and tell him that I just can't be with a sissy baby.

Then I would ask him to put on the frilly panties he obviously wears and go home so he can sob some more, sucking his thumb in his crib.

missfee said:

have you ever had your significant other to tell you that they love you during hot sweaty sex? Well I have and i think that it's the most sexiest, sweetest thing.....

Tremolina said:

missfee said:

have you ever had your significant other to tell you that they love you during hot sweaty sex? Well I have and i think that it's the most sexiest, sweetest thing.....

During hot sweaty sex? Uhm no, can't say I have, and can't say I find that an appropiate time to say such a thing. During a romantic session of slow love it could be different, but that's a long time ago for me and I can't say that she really loved me.

veronikka said:

Tremolina said:

During hot sweaty sex? Uhm no, can't say I have, and can't say I find that an appropiate time to say such a thing. During a romantic session of slow love it could be different, but that's a long time ago for me and I can't say that she really loved me.

This is when its appropriate to say such a thing during slow love

JustErin said:

veronikka said:

This is when its appropriate to say such a thing during slow love

Does not compute.

Genesia said:

It's especially hot when his tears fall on your face as he says it...and Prince is screaming his way through Electric Intercourse in the background...

Don't...don't you...?

missfee said:

LittleSmedley said:

missfee said:

i mean and during hair pulling, ass smackin', sweat slidin' sex...