Chuck Norris facts that is!

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These things are really insane and hilarious. My personal favourite, "Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won."

Here's some I thought of myself:

Chuck Norris can hit a hole in one without making a single move.

It is true that God is the creator of all things, except Chuck Norris.

Even if Chuck Norris had no legs he could still roundhouse kick you in the face.

Chuck Norris can win a 100-meter race in 10 seconds while walking.

There is only one thing that can survive a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick and that is Chuck Norris himself.

Every morning Chuck Norris goes skydiving, without a parachute.

Chuck Norris can win an arm wrestling contest with a roundhouse kick.

It is impossible to hear sound in space, unless of course you are Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris’ favourite beverage is liquid nitrogen.

Chuck Norris can complete a roundhouse kick in 00000, 00000.1 second... when he decides he wants to take things slowly.

Chuck Norris once won a game of football by scoring an own goal.

Every time you see a tornado it is in actual fact Chuck Norris performing many spinning kicks in a row.

There are many powerful things in the universe but nothing is as powerful as a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face.

Chuck Norris is his own mother.
[Edited 5/21/07 14:00pm]