Okay, the shaved head thing is getting old. It was all nice and tactile and low-maintenance and sexy for a while, but now it's just getting boring and I need some natural height, bounce and lustre back in my world.

So what should I do with my hair? How should I grow it back out? I want a new 'do.

NO EMO HAIR

I'm thinking about going for a David Lynch/Crispin Glover 'do. Long bangs in the front and shaved in the back, usually slicked back but sometimes messy and Reverend Jim-styley. My grandpa rocked that hairdo with a pair of hornrimmed glasses and I always thought he was snappy looking. Maybe it's in the genes.

I dunno. What should I do?

Again: NO EMO HAIR.

Mach said:

i'm happy to say i've incorporated manscaping into my grooming regimen.

applekisses said:

i wish i could rock the manipulated bedhead look. i always look like i'm headed to a flock of seagulls reunion gig when i try that.

and the bowlhead haircut is cute, but with the grey around my temples i'd look like corky st. clair in 'waiting for guffman'.

?

Anxiety said:

I was thinking you'd look more like this guy from the 1968 original "The Producers"

He's so fucking amazing!

Guy with the Telecaster:

http://www.dailymotion.co...-wallflowe

(Please disregard the horrible background music. )

WillyWonka said:

i think his hairpiece flew out from under my bed this weekend. i had to chase it all around the apartment with my dustbuster.

Dude, it looked damn fine before.

The grandpa do does sound kinda cool though.

Ace said:

i WISH my hair would go all silver like that. it's in the cards for me, but my damn DNA gene bullshit is taking its damn time about it!

Either one:

Ace said:

That would be hot.

Anxiety said:

I say go the Andy/Edie route and dye it.

(Actually I'm hoping you'll do this so I can see how it turns out without me having to be the guinea pig. )

Anxiety said:

i think you should change your name to Manxiety.

Ace said:

I think so too!!

Anxiety said:

That must have been quite upsetting but at least it wasn't Marv Alpert's hairpiece -- his bites!

Now, please expound on why Trump's hairpiece was underneath your bed...

Ace said:

gosh that would be glamorous

WillyWonka said:

look, it's a long story. all i can say is be really careful when you make eBay purchases.

Anxiety said:

(checks watch) hmm...by my reckoning, it's time for the return of...the bubble perm

LittleSmedley said:

i can look like the drummer for every rock band from 1978 - 1985!

How about one of those "faux hawk" cuts where you just gel it all to the center and make it stand-up, like Nick from Bravo's "Project Runway"?

Or how about doing what Lucky Vanous Has:




Oh wait... this is just about your "head" hair, right???