I.
Thou shalt get out before the sun rises

II.
Thou shalt scream my name often

III.
Thou shouldest never ask "can we see each other from now on?"

IIII.
If someone cometh over whilst thou art here, thou art my cousin from out of town.

V.
Thou shalt refrain from referring to our activities as "love making."

VI.
Thou shalt not ask me to walk thee to thy car. Don't thou knoweth what it looketh like?

VII.
Thou shalt not request advanced plans.

VIII.
There shall be no "pillow talk."

VIIII.
Thou shalt kiss anything except my mouth.

X.
There shall be no cuddling -- ever!

lol!