A week or so. It is not known why FuNkeNsteiN capitalizes his name as he does, though some speculate sunlight deficiency caused by the most pimpified white guy afro in Nordic history.
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Currently just over 10 months. "A Watcher scoffs at gravity!" | |
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HereToRockYourWorld said: Teacher said: Pfffft... I haven't "even" masturbated in my 2,5 years Does nothing for me. You're not rare. A lot of women don't enjoy masturbating. I ain't one of 'em (), but I know there are a lot of women who feel the same way. I'm the same! It's very frustrating, I have tried a vibrator and other sex toys, it just doesn't seem to work. It's bullshit... Like i have asked my friends for tips... and...basically their tips suck.One girl told me to wear socks whilst masturbating! Hmmmmm.. It's weird because I am a sexual person, I just can't get myself off. | |
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U guys win Be Joyful | |
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actionthisday said: And I am not talking about "I was a virgin until 25". I mean after the first time.
And...go The longest was 6 months. It happened 3 times (1996, 2001 & 2002.) I was kinda going crazy but eventuallty something always happened. | |
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Tonylover said: HereToRockYourWorld said: You're not rare. A lot of women don't enjoy masturbating. I ain't one of 'em (), but I know there are a lot of women who feel the same way. I'm the same! It's very frustrating, I have tried a vibrator and other sex toys, it just doesn't seem to work. It's bullshit... Like i have asked my friends for tips... and...basically their tips suck.One girl told me to wear socks whilst masturbating! Hmmmmm.. It's weird because I am a sexual person, I just can't get myself off. Perhaps this is a dumb question, but have you found any porn that you like? oh noes, prince is gonna soo me!!1! | |
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3 months, or something like that | |
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HereToRockYourWorld said: Tonylover said: I'm the same! It's very frustrating, I have tried a vibrator and other sex toys, it just doesn't seem to work. It's bullshit... Like i have asked my friends for tips... and...basically their tips suck.One girl told me to wear socks whilst masturbating! Hmmmmm.. It's weird because I am a sexual person, I just can't get myself off. Perhaps this is a dumb question, but have you found any porn that you like? Hunny, I've watched porn, I've done everything! Doesn't seem to work for me! It's bullshit! I get distracted when watching porn, I begin thinking to myself.."Omg does that girl eat?", "Wow,those boobs have to be fake", "I wonder what their parents think" or "I wish my boyfriend's penis was that big".. This totally ruins the mood! | |
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Tonylover said: HereToRockYourWorld said: Perhaps this is a dumb question, but have you found any porn that you like? Hunny, I've watched porn, I've done everything! Doesn't seem to work for me! It's bullshit! I get distracted when watching porn, I begin thinking to myself.."Omg does that girl eat?", "Wow,those boobs have to be fake", "I wonder what their parents think" or "I wish my boyfriend's penis was that big".. This totally ruins the mood! I didn't ask if you'd watched it, I asked if you'd found any that you liked. Sounds like the answer is no. Which is understandable. I don't like much of it either, partly due to having the same sorts of thoughts. I would imagine it's tough, too, because I think women can have performance anxiety just as men can. . .once they start worrying about having an orgasm, or not being able to, it's harder to have one. . . sucks. oh noes, prince is gonna soo me!!1! | |
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July will be four years. I was in a serious relationship for 7 years. My fiance had a drinking problem that would not go away even in rehab. Enough is enough. I wasted too much time.
I've been out on dates, but have not met anyone that will wear a thong and leg-warmers for me.....so no sex!! "Let love be your perfect weapon..." ~~Andy Biersack | |
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if you don't count spanking the monkey, I guess a year | |
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3 weeks.
M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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The most about three months. I just broke up with my fiance, so I am expecting a bit of a dry spell now. --If a man is considered guilty for what goes on in his mind, then give me the electric chair for all my future crimes.-- Electric Chair/Batman/Prince | |
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I think the longest was the time after my wife gave birth to my kids...recovery time....but, she still "took care of daddy", so that may not count.
I've had regular lovin' for about 22 years now... Thanks for the laughs, arguments and overall enjoyment for the last umpteen years. It's time for me to retire from Prince.org and engage in the real world...lol. Above all, I appreciated the talent Prince. You were one of a kind. | |
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I have been away from my baby for 7 weeks.....she is 6 days away now....my plums hurt...she is in trouble | |
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about 3 years I think.. I will love you forever and you will never be forgotten - L.A.F. | |
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yikes I almost made it a year once..that was the longest. It was not that hard though...boy have things changed. Feel Good, Feel Better, Feel Wonderful | |
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The longest I've gone without sex is about 7 1/2 to 8 inches.
Ladies, I am currently accepting orgnotes. | |
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Illustrator said: The longest I've gone without sex is about 7 1/2 to 8 inches.
Ladies, I am currently accepting orgnotes. Feel Good, Feel Better, Feel Wonderful | |
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far to long ... | |
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HereToRockYourWorld said: Tonylover said: I'm the same! It's very frustrating, I have tried a vibrator and other sex toys, it just doesn't seem to work. It's bullshit... Like i have asked my friends for tips... and...basically their tips suck.One girl told me to wear socks whilst masturbating! Hmmmmm.. It's weird because I am a sexual person, I just can't get myself off. Perhaps this is a dumb question, but have you found any porn that you like? It bores me personally...I know I am such a | |
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Illustrator said: The longest I've gone without sex is about 7 1/2 to 8 inches.
Ladies, I am currently accepting orgnotes. Those are unimpressive numbers... | |
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mostbeautifulgrlntheworld said: Illustrator said: The longest I've gone without sex is about 7 1/2 to 8 inches.
Ladies, I am currently accepting orgnotes. Those are unimpressive numbers... I make up for 'em with my enthusiasm & over-all moxy. | |
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Illustrator said: mostbeautifulgrlntheworld said: Those are unimpressive numbers... I make up for 'em with my enthusiasm & over-all moxy. and your tongue perhaps??? Feel Good, Feel Better, Feel Wonderful | |
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The longest period was between my first and second bedpartner... five months or something.
I'm heading towards two months now, and I absolutely hate it. I just let my housemate give me a massage. See, these things happen in times like these. No good. | |
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3 years | |
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