Me, a few weeks. Maybe possibly 6 weeks (while I was married ).

I don't understand this "years" thing, people. When I temporarily broke up with my girlfriend recently, I was completely brokenhearted and I still called up an old fuckbuddy after 2 weeks.

HereToRockYourWorld said:

I can't imagine it.

HereToRockYourWorld said:

Some people can't do the fuckbuddy thing. And that, I get. But no orgasms for years, let alone months and weeks? I can't fathom it.

CarrieMpls said:

Exactly! I've gone almost a year without sex with a partner, but no orgasms? I'd fuckin' lose my shit.

I have but I could probably count em'....I don't know I need to see a sex therapist or something!

HereToRockYourWorld said:

FunkMistress said:

Me too. Truly. I'd be one cranky, cranky bitch.

A bit over six years.

CarrieMpls said:

Yeah, I know some people can't do the fuckbuddy thing. I don't consider it ideal, certainly. . .at the moment it sounds positively yucky. . .but after a little bit of time without sex, it starts to sound pretty good to me.

If things don't work out with Mary, I'm planning to stay the fuck away from romantic relationships for a good while, and I'd be cultivating a whole stable of fuckbuddies in that case.

I'm having sex right now.
My laptop is on her back.

Oh...wait...

gimme a sec....

I'm about to orgnote her.....






































there we go.


Okay,
for me,
it's been about half a second without sex





...so far.

HereToRockYourWorld said:

I'm very sentimental, and it takes me years to let go. Other than that, I'm too shy to approach women, meaning I heave zero chances of meeting someone for sex.

I have never had a one night stand...though if mark whalberg hit me up that would change

pasquerto said:

Send his brother over then wouldya

pasquerto said:

Me neither,
but I did just had a one-night doggie-style.

Illustrator said:

LMAO!!!! You are one of the funniest people here and I know I will have a great laugh when you are logged on!!!!

blueblossom said:

I think he's a disgusting creep!

pasquerto said:[quote]Ya im young but our relationship is much different than the typical young person realtionship. TOgether 5 years, lived together, traveled the world together and were best friends....I guess I'm just not ravenously into sex which I wish I was. I have a ton of body confidence issues that hold me back as well

For you to enjoy sex you have to confront your body issues because you project your body negativity through your personality. Once you accept yourself for what you are and your confidence shines through hey presto, sex drive kicks in and you are at it like rabbits!!


But also you will have to analyse your relationship. Because of your lack of self confidence perhaps he does not want to make you feel uncomfortable. You say that he wants to marry you - well he is accepting of who you are. It takes two to make a relationship work and put the fizz back into it.

NDRU said:

Takes all sorts to make a world and different humours appeal to different people.

I love the bunny! i guess I have some things to work on these days...oh hell does it ever get easier?

blueblossom said:

I was kidding of course! What's even funnier than his posts is when people think he's serious.

NDRU said:

Coincidently,
the fourth definition of disgusting creep according to Wikipedia is:
"Term used to describe an insanely long span of time without sex."

pasquerto said:

Hunny bunny - all relationships take work. The more you put in the more you get out. Communication is the key to all relationships - sex is a bonus!!

oh so true! *le sigh* Blueblossom you always have good words of wisdom...

NDRU said:

yeah I agree - funniest sod on these boards!!

pasquerto said:

A big kiss right back attachya sister...

Illustrator said:

You're not well, are you? you're on meds, huh

Illustrator said:

I've always said "Life is rife with disgusting creeps!"

ArielB said:

I guess my point was that, regardless of where my heart is at (after 2 weeks, I assure you that I was nowhere near "letting go"), my body starts screaming at me before long.

The shyness would make it hard, though, regardless.

1.5 years.....broken heart

A couple of months when single. Then I discovered how to have an orgasm every time (positioning) and the "rabbit". I wouldn't tolerate a lousy lover at this point.Nor, not "getting off".

Wow, umm, let's see. I've been "active" since I was 15, and I don't think I've ever gone longer than a week to be honest.