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PrintableCalhounSq said: XxAxX said: mostly, though, i feel sorry for her. she seems ill-equipped to handle this reality.
She IS ill equipped  I'm betting they'll find a way to get her out of it BUT it would be nice if she went.  Not that it'll teach her a damn thing other than "prison sucks!"  but she's brought all of this on herself & I don't feel sorry for her. The shit makes me giggle actually... 
If she does go she'll be welcomed back on the party circuit the day she gets out AND she'll have all those cool "when I was in prison" stories to tell her friends, it'll be awesome  she can write a rap song since she'll have street cred now | |
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XxAxX said: dang~! i have really mixed feeling about this. on the one hand, poor paris. she's not going to have any fun in there. hope they provide her with bodyguards? have a cadre of dedicated Hilton family loyals be arrested and incarcerated to keep an eye on her in there?
on the other hand, she did have it coming, and her jail time will spare the world more trivia 'news' about paris hilton for 45 days. mostly, though, i feel sorry for her. she seems ill-equipped to handle this reality. I have the notion to go out and commit a crime just so that I can be in a jail cell with her..then I'll make her my prison bitch and do all sorts of nasty prison lesbian things to/with her!!  | |
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She's going to be fine. She'll definately be in Club Fed. It's going to be swimming pools and mimosas for her.
I want her in general population. M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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YES!!!  finally the no talent idiot gets her just deserts!  "Waiting to be banned" | |
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Maybe she and Phil Spector can make a prison sex tape. "The first time I saw the cover of Dirty Mind in the early 80s I thought, 'Is this some drag queen ripping on Freddie Prinze?'" - Some guy on The Gear Page | |
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XxAxX said: WillyWonka said: Will Paris contact the jail prior to her scheduled check-in day to reserve the penthouse cell and ask about complimentary limousine service?
 ask the maid to turn down the sheets and put a fresh rose on the pillow? Wait til the poor girl discovers she can't order her meals through room service, and experiences her first taste of genuine gourmet jail cuisine consisting of a mystery-meat and lard sandwich on Wonder bread with a side of instant mashed potatoes and lumpy gravy-flavoured topping, served on a scratched plastic tray and delivered by a perspiring, hairy kitchen worker with a bad attitude and armpit stains. Such a meal should go well with humble pie. | |
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good... maybe she will relaize she is just a human like the rest of us. | |
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WillyWonka said: XxAxX said: ask the maid to turn down the sheets and put a fresh rose on the pillow? Wait til the poor girl discovers she can't order her meals through room service, and experiences her first taste of genuine gourmet jail cuisine consisting of a mystery-meat and lard sandwich on Wonder bread with a side of instant mashed potatoes and lumpy gravy-flavoured topping, served on a scratched plastic tray and delivered by a perspiring, hairy kitchen worker with a bad attitude and armpit stains. Such a meal should go well with humble pie.  | |
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her new beast freind:
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 By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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SlamGlam said: her new beast freind:
Ouch! memories of Linda Blair...if she only had Halle Berry's attorney | |
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They need to lock her little spoiled ass up. Andy is a four letter word. | |
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will she do some carpet licking?  | |
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FUCK Paris Hilton!  She's the most worthless "celebrity" on the planet....a stupid,ugly,annoying,worthless piece of crap.She has no accomplishments to speak of.She's just famous for being famous.Shame on our society for making her a star in the first place.
Throw her ass in jail and KEEP HER THERE! The world would be a better place! | |
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