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PrintableDexMSR said: Rhondab said: ass virgin and will stay that way
it'll be one hell of man to change my mind.   I will love you forever and you will never be forgotten - L.A.F.  | |
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REDFEATHERS said: DexMSR said: U 2!!!! WHAP WHAP!! The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
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JustErin said: Ok seriously here...
who the fuck plans on having anal like it's some big event? Unless you're an adult film actor, anal just kinda happens when it happens. I can't believe how many people are ignorant on basic anatomy when it comes to their own bodies. Your ass is not full of shit just wating to come out all the time. That's what happens when you gotta go...but if you don't...it's not just sitting there right in the area that gets drilled when you're getting it. It's also not as dirty in there as it would appear many people think. That's what I was thinking. I mean, a couple wants to have sex so they go through all the preparations of dumps, enemas and showers first??? If I'm horny for sex, I just do it! All that preparation seems a bit too much work. | |
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Well, if you're into ass-gasm and you know this time around you want to get it in the ass then yeah, you prep before hand. It's the same process as when you decide you're going to have sex with someone, you wash your shit first so it'll be fresh or fresh enough... it's the same thing. | |
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statuesqque said: Well, if you're into ass-gasm and you know this time around you want to get it in the ass then yeah, you prep before hand. It's the same process as when you decide you're going to have sex with someone, you wash your shit first so it'll be fresh or fresh enough... it's the same thing.
I thought the whole point was AVOIDING shit?  I will love you forever and you will never be forgotten - L.A.F. | |
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statuesqque said: Well, if you're into ass-gasm and you know this time around you want to get it in the ass then yeah, you prep before hand. It's the same process as when you decide you're going to have sex with someone, you wash your shit first so it'll be fresh or fresh enough... it's the same thing.
Amen!!! Regardless if you're going to have anal sex or not. WASH...YOUR....ASS!!!!! m MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: statuesqque said: Well, if you're into ass-gasm and you know this time around you want to get it in the ass then yeah, you prep before hand. It's the same process as when you decide you're going to have sex with someone, you wash your shit first so it'll be fresh or fresh enough... it's the same thing.
Amen!!! Regardless if you're going to have anal sex or not. WASH...YOUR....ASS!!!!! m There it is folks, plain and simple.  | |
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REDFEATHERS said: statuesqque said: Well, if you're into ass-gasm and you know this time around you want to get it in the ass then yeah, you prep before hand. It's the same process as when you decide you're going to have sex with someone, you wash your shit first so it'll be fresh or fresh enough... it's the same thing.
I thought the whole point was AVOIDING shit? | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: statuesqque said: Well, if you're into ass-gasm and you know this time around you want to get it in the ass then yeah, you prep before hand. It's the same process as when you decide you're going to have sex with someone, you wash your shit first so it'll be fresh or fresh enough... it's the same thing.
Amen!!! Regardless if you're going to have anal sex or not. WASH...YOUR....ASS!!!!! m YOU KNOW!!!!! The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: statuesqque said: Well, if you're into ass-gasm and you know this time around you want to get it in the ass then yeah, you prep before hand. It's the same process as when you decide you're going to have sex with someone, you wash your shit first so it'll be fresh or fresh enough... it's the same thing.
Amen!!! Regardless if you're going to have anal sex or not. WASH...YOUR....ASS!!!!! m Well, duh! Who doesn't wash their ass?? You gotta be clean - everywhere. Thanks to the org I now know that some people don't wash their feet...but ass??? I was talking about all this silly enema talk. | |
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JustErin said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: Amen!!! Regardless if you're going to have anal sex or not. WASH...YOUR....ASS!!!!! m Well, duh! Who doesn't wash their ass?? You gotta be clean - everywhere. Thanks to the org I now know that some people don't wash their feet...but ass??? I was talking about all this silly enema talk. yeah, I was wondering.. where do you go to get a last minute enema?  I will love you forever and you will never be forgotten - L.A.F. | |
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JustErin said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: Amen!!! Regardless if you're going to have anal sex or not. WASH...YOUR....ASS!!!!! m Well, duh! Who doesn't wash their ass?? You gotta be clean - everywhere. Thanks to the org I now know that some people don't wash their feet...but ass??? I was talking about all this silly enema talk. I'll have you know that I once broke up with a guy 'cause he had a stinky twinky. Yeah, it's logical to us but some people just don't get it. Sometimes, a little funk is okay, like sex after jogging or something. But ASS, hell naw!!!!! M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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oh, good lawd...   | |
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My one piece of advice is, do NOT eat bran flakes before you have anal.. its just not the done thing..
I learned the hard way.. I will love you forever and you will never be forgotten - L.A.F. | |
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DexMSR said: REDFEATHERS said: U 2!!!! WHAP WHAP!! OMGosh... 
guess you won't be the one to bust that ass cherry NEXT!!! | |
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REDFEATHERS said: My one piece of advice is, do NOT eat bran flakes before you have anal.. its just not the done thing..
I learned the hard way..
I love u. M [Edited 5/3/07 8:10am] MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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Seriously....the enema talk IMO is really only for porn stars or something. The only reason a normal housewife would do that is if she was very nervous about doing anal. Maybe don't do it when youre drunk because your muscles would be realxed and maybe something could happen.
Have I done it? Yes Did I like it GOD NO!!!! Did I shit everywhere? Not a chance Was anything, even in the slighest, painted? Nope not at all I guess it just depends on the person but an enema for mother goose? I don't think so | |
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pasquerto said: Seriously....the enema talk IMO is really only for porn stars or something. The only reason a normal housewife would do that is if she was very nervous about doing anal. Maybe don't do it when youre drunk because your muscles would be realxed and maybe something could happen.
Have I done it? Yes Did I like it GOD NO!!!! Did I shit everywhere? Not a chance Was anything, even in the slighest, painted? Nope not at all I guess it just depends on the person but an enema for mother goose? I don't think so The other thing is, you know when you shouldn't be having it and when it's ok. I've said no many times when I just didn't think things would go well. | |
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Rhondab said: DexMSR said: U 2!!!! WHAP WHAP!! OMGosh...
guess you won't be the one to bust that ass cherry NEXT!!!  The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
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Im both repulsed and turned on here.
I have several stories to share being a "top" gay man. But i will spare you..and me [Edited 5/3/07 13:15pm] | |
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this thread is disturbingly popular...is it because people are into it or intrigued? | |
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I think it's a pleasant mixture of both | |
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newpower99 said: Im both repulsed and turned on here.
best response EVER!   I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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DexMSR said: Rhondab said: OMGosh...
guess you won't be the one to bust that ass cherry NEXT!!! looks like DEX is likeing the idea of getting his ass cherry busted 
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DexMSR said: xadnama said: Painting is not good then? Do porn stars starve themselves before they do anal so nothing comes out? OK....ANAL SEX 1, 2, 3! 1. TAKE A GOOD DUMP 2. TAKE TWO GOOD ENEMAS (one should suffice, but for you ASS 2 MOUTH freaks...TWO!) 3. TAKE ONE GOOD SHOWER AND IT IS.....ONNNNN!!!!! hehehe....cmere you  I'm feelin kind of n-a-s-t-y
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This thread is funny. "Ass-gasm" 
In my experience women tend to have stronger orgasms when they take it up the ass. It's a fine thing to experience. | |
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im a little surprised to see how many people are against anal...i had no idea lol....personally, i love it...and have had some of my best orgasms during it I'm feelin kind of n-a-s-t-y
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NastyPig said: DexMSR said: looks like DEX is likeing the idea of getting his ass cherry busted
uh....nasty sweetie pie...it would be him bustin' my ass cherry...not HIS ass. | |
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What's weird for me about all this is that I love watching porn starlets taking it up the ass in porno films, and it makes me really horny watching it.     But the very thought of me actually giving anal penetration to my woman really creeps me out.  If I ever did it, I'd have to wear three condoms at once.
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728huey said: What's weird for me about all this is that I love watching porn starlets taking it up the ass in porno films, and it makes me really horny watching it.
But the very thought of me actually giving anal penetration to my woman really creeps me out. If I ever did it, I'd have to wear three condoms at once.
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