live4lust said:

Spookymuffin said:

fathermcmeekle said:

that's my gift to you. i saw the joke, and said "nah, let another orger take it."

love on all of my family..and prepare myself to go to the next level by eating all the hostess....anything (especially ding dongs and hostess lemon pies) I want and then go eat all the chicken nachos I want....

Christaro said:

~ Hand my notice in (that's a given )
~ Contact as many mates as possible and tell them I love them
~ Go for a fantastic meal, with a lot of alcohol involved
~ Dance my ass off
~ Tell as many people I've never had the guts to say to that I have the hots for and
~ Die with a massive smile on my face

onenitealone said:

Do I get a boff?

Nothing different, probably. As Marcel Duchamp once said, "There won’t be any difference between when I’m dead and now, because I won’t know it."

If I died tomorrow, I'd be okay with it. Not saying it wouldn't suck, because of course there are things I'd still like to do, but death is non-negotiable. I think that when you number's up, it's up. Nothing you can do about it.

furygirl said:

its not a he! you would come and meet ME if you had one day to live!

Spookymuffin said:

Tart.






Surely you would want to save your energy for Laurel??

If I only had one day to live, i would do whatever I wanted.
It would all be spontaneous and unplanned.
I would just do whatever popped into my head next.
Illegal or legal either one
But I do know that I would somehow meet Lina.

onenitealone said:

I'm young - I have enough energy for you, Laurel and perhaps a ride on Fauxie's manhood.

Not that I'd want to ride Fauxie's manhood. It probably looks like a golf club.

Spookymuffin said:

Mon might have something to say about that.

onenitealone said:

Perhaps. I'm actually just trying to avoid saying that Fauxie's girth scares me.

Spookymuffin said:

Somewhere in Thailand, a pecker is twitching right now.

Spookymuffin said:

you'd be quite busy your last day

onenitealone said:

-runs-

I probably wouldn't tell anybody, I'd just go see family and some others... and spend my remaining time alone.

Pray 4 those left behind.

SaraWright10 said:

oops ur right twinnie!

I'd move that day along by 40 or 50 years.

Man you are going to leave a nasty mess when you die if you know about it! Where is all that food going to go when YOU go? Hahaha!


I would spend time with the people, and animals who love me the most. I wouldn't waste time by letting them know anything, goodbyes aren't necessary when you are going to see each other again later anyways. I'd have to go putt-putt golfing or to the park so I could spend most of the time outside - even if the weather is crappy I would need to spend time outside up until I left my shell.

ThreadCula said:

Right on!

This morning I opened the freezer to get the coffee out... and decided to have an ice cream sandwich for breakfast, by gosh, the best breakfast ever!

Live each day as if it could be your last.

I would threadjack like a motherfucker!

ok, so I only skimmed this thread real quickly, but wasn't Fauxie's penis mentioned a couple of times or something?

2the9s said:

...but how would that be different from any other day?

evenstar3 said:

Did you ever get that hug, you?

I'm not really sure what I'd do, but i can tell you this, whatever it is it would be without pants!

2the9s said:

no!

I think I would be so mad I would kill myself