Just wondering

shes doin' FUNKAY

ONE reply, you fuckers?

I'm still alive, thanks!

Glad your feelin' better.

SureThing said:

Thank you, dear. Healing is a real bitch this time around. They had to cut through the scar tissue of the first incision, plus they cut through a lot more muscle and nerve this time and did a lot of rummaging around.

But I'm finally off the Percocets! Just gritting my teeth and taking it like a champ from now on.

FunkMistress said:

I could tell you phone joke, but I don't want to hurt your sides.

Imago said:

Please don't!

Chris popped off with some funny shit the other day, and I literally felt like someone was stabbing me in the belly with a burning hot knife.

And NOT in a good way.

FunkMistress said:

Wow.

You just TOTALLY grossed me out. That sounds AWFUL. Sorry ya had to go through with that.

I have a scar tissue question...

When you gave birth the first time, if you tore or were cut, you have a scar....then the SECOND time, it's tougher....so is the cutting through scar tissue like, that kinda pain?

SureThing said:

I never tore or was cut.

Oh, and I had to have a molar pulled on Friday. It was stubborn, so they had to cut through my gum and push it back.

I'm thinking of just going in for a mastectomy just for the hell of it. I hear asymmetrical is all the rage this spring.

FunkMistress said:

LUCKY!

SureThing said:

Seriously though, I don't think it's the same thing. Labia heal really well because of the kind of tissue it is. They cut me deep, through skin and fat and the muscle wall.

FunkMistress said:

damn...when it rains, it pours...seriously.


i hope you feel better soon.

FunkMistress said:

Yeah....Woah...cutting through muscle wall sounds painful.

Hope this doesn't put a damper on your summer!

JasmineFire said:

Thanks sweetie. It could be so much worse, though. This will pass.

SureThing said:

I have to keep it out of the sun for six months, so no bikinis.

FunkMistress said:

FunkMistress said:

Okay, I felt KINDA bad for you before....

But NOW...I am TRUELY sorry!

SureThing said:

i was gonna rag on jersey here yesterday
but thought i had teased him enough with
the new jersey devil's loss


so... asymmetrical... does that mean your belly button is all wonky?

emm said:

No, read the post again, I was talking about cutting off one of my tits for good measure.

But don't tell Jersey I even mentioned it.



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FunkMistress said:

well yes, i just thought it might happened depending what they did to you!
my uncle's belly button was pulled to one side after kidney surgery

emm said:

Get well soon, FM!

Hope you are feeling better

Glad to hear you'll be okay. I would have missed the Catwoman avatar.

sextonseven said:

And I would miss Siouxsie, whom I always see as Helena Bonham Carter when I look at your avatar even though I know who she really is.

And yes, I did say I've stopped taking the Percocets.

FunkMistress said:

Plastic surgeons recommend "Mederma". It's over the counter and Wallgreens carries it. Diminishes scarring. Nice to hear you're OK.

xplnyrslf said:

OH!!! Hey, I went to see Prince in Vegas the weekend of 21st and there was this cute lady walking really fast and she kind of reminded me of you and you know how sometimes people look a little different in real life as opposed to still shots and she whisked by and I said "Explain yourself!"

She just looked at me like I was crazy and kept walking Guess it wasn't you

xplnyrslf said:

I've been telling her about it, we've used it on my daughter, she had a nasty scar on her cheek, and it really has helped. It is plant based also!