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the very first time you have sex with somebody you really, really like.... should you....
A. go all out and show them every litle dirty trick you picked up from your dozens of sexual encounters over the years B. play it by ear and see how freaky(or unfreaky) your mate is. not enough to make them think you're a stone coold freak (even if you are), but just enough to consider you pretty good in bed C. play cold fish and let them think you have no redeeming value in bed. they'll either appreciate the fact that you are "frigid" and will try to make you into their own handmade nympho, or they'll never call you back because you were a lousy lay. | |
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Uh. . .
D. Pay very, very close attention in order to learn what they like. oh noes, prince is gonna soo me!!1! | |
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E. Just freakin' enjoy it.  | |
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F. you should have already talked about what you like so there is no question, and you can both get your freak on from the get-go!
i know my alphabet.  [Edited 4/23/07 8:01am] | |
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Anx said: E. Just freakin' enjoy it.
E is wrapped up in D for me.  oh noes, prince is gonna soo me!!1! | |
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SexOnWheels said: F. you should have already talked about what you like so there is no question, and you can both get your freak on from the get-go!
i know my alphabet.
[Edited 4/23/07 8:01am] Yep!! | |
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Anx said: E. Just freakin' enjoy it.
bingo! |
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Teacher said: SexOnWheels said: F. you should have already talked about what you like so there is no question, and you can both get your freak on from the get-go!
i know my alphabet.
[Edited 4/23/07 8:01am] Yep!!  | |
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Come on people.. you will either choose "A" or "B"...
What rational person would ever intentionally be frigid..i.e choose "C"????? That makes no sense... do you want to be called back?? I would play it by year, and then once we have become comfortable enough with one another .. I would unleash the freak.. [Edited 4/23/07 8:04am] | |
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G) ...not ask them if they're into bestiality. Best left til next time. | |
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Cold fish!  | |
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Cloudbuster said: Cold fish!
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CarrieMpls said: Cloudbuster said: Cold fish!
Cold fish & Carrie!
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Fury said: should you....
A. go all out and show them every litle dirty trick you picked up from your dozens of sexual encounters over the years B. play it by ear and see how freaky(or unfreaky) your mate is. not enough to make them think you're a stone coold freak (even if you are), but just enough to consider you pretty good in bed C. play cold fish and let them think you have no redeeming value in bed. they'll either appreciate the fact that you are "frigid" and will try to make you into their own handmade nympho, or they'll never call you back because you were a lousy lay. do it in the ear | |
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shausler said: do it in the ear
With a cold fish.  | |
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shausler said: Fury said: should you....
A. go all out and show them every litle dirty trick you picked up from your dozens of sexual encounters over the years B. play it by ear and see how freaky(or unfreaky) your mate is. not enough to make them think you're a stone coold freak (even if you are), but just enough to consider you pretty good in bed C. play cold fish and let them think you have no redeeming value in bed. they'll either appreciate the fact that you are "frigid" and will try to make you into their own handmade nympho, or they'll never call you back because you were a lousy lay. do it in the ear of course I've had it in the ear before...  |
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CarrieMpls said: shausler said: do it in the ear
of course I've had it in the ear before... There's a penis attached to your headphones?  | |
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Cloudbuster said: CarrieMpls said: of course I've had it in the ear before... There's a penis attached to your headphones? Not mine, but there must be in Iggy Pop's headphones.  |
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You know, sometimes, unleashing the freak in you can seriously irritate your sexpartner and it might take a few words and debates to find some common ground again. " I´d rather be a stank ass hoe because I´m not stupid. Oh my goodness! I got more drugs! I´m always funny dude...I´m hilarious! Are we gonna smoke?" | |
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CarrieMpls said: Cloudbuster said: There's a penis attached to your headphones?
Not mine, but there must be in Iggy Pop's headphones.  | |
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Cloudbuster said: There's a penis attached to your headphones? yes  | |
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Cloudbuster said: CarrieMpls said: Not mine, but there must be in Iggy Pop's headphones. !! |
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LittleSmedley said: Cloudbuster said: There's a penis attached to your headphones?
yes | |
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Um.....uh.....um....  ...uh..... [Edited 4/23/07 8:44am] NEW WAVE FOREVER: SLAVE TO THE WAVE FROM THE CRADLE TO THE GRAVE. | |
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Anx said: E. Just freakin' enjoy it.
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KoolEaze said: You know, sometimes, unleashing the freak in you can seriously irritate your sexpartner and it might take a few words and debates to find some common ground again.
Sounds like you're speaking from personal experience. | |
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Simple:
U take them 2 your crib, and U tie them 2 a chair... U make funny faces 'til they get real scared... Then U turn on the Neon, and U play with yourself... 'til U turn 'em on. Alright? "He's a musician's musician..." |
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A...always A. | |
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L: lay there and her do all the work. "Waiting to be banned" | |
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Freak 'em just the way you like it. Why waste time with someone who's not in for what gets you off? |
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