LittleSmedley said:

I hope that i am never in denial like that. That is scary.

Other than the wrinkles I don't think there's much differnce in her body and any typical Hollywood starlet.

WTF?!

-When she was told that her thong was a gag gift,
she must've misinterpreted "gag" as what the other beach-goers were suppose to experience.

- For someone who wears dentures, that much flossing is just too much.

-Getting a new pair of boobs is to an old lady what a new car is to an old man.
It makes them feel so young they just gotta go & take 'em out for a spin.

-We should all take this opportunity to remind ourselves that no matter bad we think we got it, there are other people who got worse. Much worse.
Just ask her bikini waxer.

-My eyes! MY EYES!!!

-Someday, science will be be advanced enough to extend a boob-job to include the whole person.

-Paris Hilton,
I have seen thy future.
& it doesn't work.

-Orthopedically speaking,
I'd hit it.

-By filling in the untapped market that the Girls Gone Wild crew are missing, this person is proof positive that no matter how old one is, seniors can still contribute a valuable service to the community.

-Say no to the ill-affects of global-warming. Use sunblock lotions with sufficient SPF (15-30). This broad had the body of a twenty yr. old just last week.

Okay,
I would like to to speak seriously for a moment if I could.
As a man who is currently 83 yrs. young, these pictures serve as a perfect example to myself how being elderly can be a truly blessed stage in one's life. Not because this old broad thinks that she can get away with wearing such an outfit,
but because, due to the advanced state of my Alzheimer's,
by day's end, I will have completely forgotten that I ever saw these images.
At 12:00 midnight, I will be well within the final levels of REM, resting soundly,
while the majority of you all will still be be in your showers/bathtubs, scrubbing feverishly away at the final, raw layers of your skin, wondering when in the hell will the sense of cleanliness finally set in.
And IMHO,
it serves all you lowest-common-denominating-young'ns right.
For taking your mental faculties at full capacity for granted.

Sleep tight, ya ungrateful bunch of youthful, clear-minded, pimple-faced bastards & bitches.

what every young aspiring anorexic should aim to become

She's extremely thin and all the other adults in the pics are extremely fat...let's not forget to make fun of them too.

Illustrator said:

JustErin said:

laugh it up, lard boy

Illustrator said:

shit!

JustErin said:

Good Point!

And lets not forget to make fun of all the other fatal diseases out there!

Cancer, Diabetes, ALS, Skoliosis.....

LAUGH IT UP!

SureThing said:

being fat is a disease?

Shorty said:

No No.

I meant for all the people making anorexic jokes.

.....Obesity is though. So yeah, lets not forget to laugh at that!

SureThing said:

Mean is just plain mean and I think those that are making fun of this poor woman would also make fun of a chubster too.

applekisses said:

My point. And I think the one Erin was trying to make too.

IstenSzek said:

amazing the doppleganger effect!!!

you ass smells like beef jerkey

Breast implants have been around for DECADES. If a 20-something year old woman got them in the 70's, she would be 50 or 60-something by now. Pics like these are gonna become more common.

Every young woman who feels like she NEEDS a boob-job should look at pics like this. Seriously, they need to know what they're in for later in life.

somebody ban me from this forum quick.

Nikster said:

And for every who thinks that they're gonna be young forever, take heed!
Floss now while you still can.

Is this what the Miami org invaders have to look foward to?

Looked at the pictures and immediately thought of my ironing. But have you seen her nails....they are very very long.