An ex-girlfriend of mine and I had this inside joke when we left restaurants on how to get more than one toothpick and keeping whoever is manning the register's attention while copping a nice bounty for future personal use. She told me to just engage them in the eyes and give a compliment or make a comment period while scooping up excess toothpics and smoothly depositing them into your pocket while they respond. Cool! She was a pro!!

So we are in "Claim Jumpers" oneday with my boy and after having a full meal she was at the register utilizing her skill! I was walking out of the dining area and I noticed her about to display the craft. She was talking to this dude behind the counter and with her left hand she was dropping toothpick after toothpick and they were piling up on th floor and she was running out of things to say!! Of course we were the only two to know what the hell was going on, but I came out and seen her fucking it up and I began crackin' up loudly because I knew only she and I would share in the laughter...well she heard me and she began to do the same....it turned hysterical in public and you know, after a minute of watching us crackin up...other people who had not a clue just began laughing with us!!!

I know this is a "Had to be there" story....but it was fucking hilarious!!

HAPPY FRIDAY PEOPLE!!!