Today, as I was coming in to work, there was a guy that kinda made me laugh.

He wasn't well dressed like in an expensive suit or anything, but I could tell that he took great care in his appearance. He was wearing a nice, casual shirt, black jeans, shirt tucked in, belt...all clean and pressed. He was well groomed and looked nice.

One problem. He had man boobs and was trying to pass them off as pecs.

Is it mean that I laugh just thinking about that?

His vanity is amusing.

maybe he knows they're man boobs and he's proud of them?





i tried

Nothinbutjoy said:

How?

JustErin said:

The shirt he was wearing was very form fitting. He was well developed muscle-wise, but they were man-boobs. He was sticking out his chest and walking with his arms slightly away from his body, like his biceps were so HUGE that his arms couldn't hang naturally.

But it wasn't quite right. His "pecs" jiggled.

Nothinbutjoy said:

sometimes pecs can look boobish.

Nothinbutjoy said:

Not a body builder?

Nothinbutjoy said:

I would have laughed at that.

But I'm a jerk so...

Anx said:

I guess that could be the case with him. Like he was leaner when he was younger, (he was about 45 yrs old give or take a few years) and he put on some weight, so while he still looked fit...his pecs looked boob-ish.

JustErin said:

So it's jerk-ish then that I'm still laughing (on the inside) my ass off about this mental picture?

Nothinbutjoy said:

Yes, but jerks are awesome.

Welcome to the club.

Nothinbutjoy said:

That made me laugh coz I could picture it.

Nothinbutjoy said:

yeah. it could be that he weight trained when he was younger and got a big muscley physique and now he's starting to go a little saggy, but he still feels like he has a tight young muscley bod.

Nothinbutjoy said:

some times middle aged gay guys go and work out and build a bunch of muscle, but dont lose any fat. Nobody ever talks about fat under you arms. But men get fat under thier arms as much as thier stomach.
So they get this idea that they've built all this muscle when its just fat.
Espeecially when they get the idea to take supplements.
Then they look rediculous when they put on those tight nylon shirts.
A friend of mine was going through his mid-life crisis not to long ago, and this is what he did.

JustErin said:

Oh goody a club!!! Does someone bring punch and cookies????

Nothinbutjoy said:

More like whiskey and beef jerky.

JustErin said:

beef jerky.....mmmmm

Nothinbutjoy said:

AND arm pit flab!

PigSty said:

Um no. None of that in this club. We make fun of people like that, not have them as members.

Geez, get with it.

PigSty said:

No....

JustErin said:

not even if I take some duct tape and squish it around and make it look like a pectoral muscle?

Nothinbutjoy said:

JDInteractive said:

You know, now that I've had more time to think about it, I think that is what has me so much.

It's tough for a guy to have gynocomastia, so I would never laugh just at that.

JustErin said:

i didn't want your beef jerky anyway

emm said:

If you only knew what my arms looked like.

Nothinbutjoy said:

Not at all, I would have laughed too.

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I have man-boobs & I always wear shirts that are tight fitting shirts or accentuate my cleavage in some manner.
I know I shouldn't, but just the idea that some of y'all ladies are fantasizing about putting your face in between in 'em and going blblblblbl is such an incredibly wild turn-on for me.

JustErin said:

Post a pic!

REDFEATHERS said: