gawd when I first found out about the crazy foot fetish thing he had I was so embarrassed to let him rub my feet after work cause they had some serious coffee donut funk to em... but now I shove them right in his face.....

he'll sit on my lap and fart so I dont know..... Whos worse?

abierman said:

Who could forget that face?

meggy said:

Explain the crazy foot fetish thing.

Shanti1 said:

oh, I've spent some nights out with that dude on the left too.....he's a too.....no competition!

FunkMistress said:

PLEASE DON'T

jerseykrs said:

I cant anyway....

meggy said:

That weird, huh?

FunkMistress said:

uh-huh

abierman said:

Taking laxatives and messing up the kitchen.

Spookymuffin said:

hiya spooky

meggy said:

aloha!

meggy said:

He's gonna see this


He's gonna find you

He's gonna kill you

Anything that has to do with a tampax or defecation. I have my own bathroom, so it's not a problem.

cry.

admit i did something wrong.

be myself.

ThreadCula said:

I'm the same and dont know if I will ever be comfortable doing this around any guy, I guess I better never get married

abierman said:

I guess it depends on which competition you are talking about

anything

i try to be just as courteous with someone i'm dating as i am with anyone else. just because someone's my partner doesn't mean they need to be smelling my farts.

FART.

I will only fart around my bestest of friends and never in front of someone I'm dating,.....ever.

Farts are rude as hell. And I think embarrassing because they represent a temporary loss of control.

Imago said:

so your best friends are real priviledged?

REDFEATHERS said:

They must learn my scent so we can find each other in crowded bars.

Imago said:

ewww gross..

Looking at porn (on the right occasion) and all the usual bodily noises.
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Once u do that first accidental fart, and ride the embarrasment, ur laughing fartwise for the rest of the relationship

xplnyrslf said:

OOPS! I thought this topic was what ARE you embarrassed about.....
Nevermind.

BlackAdder7 said:

So do you spend all day sobbing, prostrate on the bed, yelling out "I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'll never do it again!"
That covers all three.

LittleSmedley said:

once you've farted and some of his "love juice" comes out.... there is nothing more that can be embarassing to you ever again.



yes, i said "love juice"

SexOnWheels said:

i'm not sure what you're talking about and i kind of hope you don't explain it.

Anx said:

x a billion!!



yes.