You need to get crackin' on that conservative "Dress For Success" book I mentioned you write, in another forum.

Revolution said:

Aren't you lucky that thing was too big for me to hug

xplnyrslf said:

Honey, being scantily clad next to a giant wiener....that's right out of the conservative playbook! Just ask Mr. Haggert

PurpleThunder said:

^ I just watched that without sound (because I'm at work), and it's STILL funny!

UCantHavaDaMango said:

It's a When Doves Cry parody

In orgnotes Mango asked if that thing pulled up outside my house

I wish giant wieners just showed up at my door!

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Well, they pull up outside my door quite often, so I wanted to see if it happened to you too!

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

OMG

UCantHavaDaMango said:

Dang girl, what kind of talent are you hiding.

I just found out someone won't date me because I'm too young

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Ok fine. I lied. They don't pull up to my house that often.

You're too young for someone to date? More like they're too stupid to date you!

UCantHavaDaMango said:

I think he thinks I'm in my 20s. I emailed telling him I was 37. Let's see if it works

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

You look much younger than 37. You'd think people would like that. Oh well, he must want someone who's old and dried up.

Still, I hope it works out for you. What if he doesn't believe you?

UCantHavaDaMango said:

I think maybe he thinks I'd be immature. I'm a grown up damn it!

If he doesn't believe me, I'll keep on keepin on until I find my husband!

ok.


My dick is not small.

Well, not THAT small.

Imago said:

I'm sure you are comfortably in-between

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

In between what...?

M

UCantHavaDaMango said:

He Believes me Mango! Just got an email and he wants to go out when he comes back from vacation

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

YAY!!!!!

Make sure to bring your wiener....whistle!
[Edited 4/4/07 11:05am]

UCantHavaDaMango said:

I might forget Oscar, but I'll bring my flute

Revolution said:

Richard!!!

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

I can hardly wait until my daughter gets home from school and sees this this!

..y'all crack me the hell up!!!

SHANNA said:

I wish I could have commanded the wheel!

SHANNA said:

OMG!!!! Please appologize for my horrible singing in advance!

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

oh my god, can u be anymore beautiful and funny too...

eraclito said:

I'm usually horrified by myself in pictures but I thought I looked kinda cute in the vid if I must say so myself

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

XZIBIT and his crew would be proud!

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Never! No.

And, she thinks I'm too loud.