MARY HARTMAN, MARY HARTMAN CAME OUT ON DVD THIS WEEK!!!!



...who did you THINK I was talking about?


I've been waiting for this show to be released on DVD for YEARS, and in the meantime all I've had is a cruddy "Best of Mary Hartman" VHS tape that I found used for three bucks in Manhattan years ago.

YAY Louise Lasser!

YAY Debralee Scott!

YAY Dody Goodman!

YAY Mary Kay Place!!!

YAY Waxy Yellow Buildup!!!


I'm soooo geeked to start watching this tonight.

Any other fans?

I'm scared.









I bought a vintage David Bowie tank today though.

Anx said:

This is great news! I used to watch this show religiously. I will definitely have to check it out. Thanks for posting.

SureThing said:

it took me a minute to realize you meant tank TOP.

at first i thought you meant, like, water tank.

then i thought you meant military tank.

they should let me go home early from work today, i've been through too much.

The Fernwood flasher

Anx said:

Ooooh Sorry, tank top.

What happened at work?

The poeple asking you to slice they're lunch meat thin again?

Anx said:

God damn, that'd be some tight shit. Imagine my boss' face when she witnesses me crushing her brand new Mustang while "Dance the Magic Dance" blares out the tank's loudspeaker on a Monday morning.

IAintTheOne said:

they should put the carol burnett parody in the extras, it was funnier than the actual show.

SureThing said:

i got bjorkdicked

i that this was about Amy.

anyway, my parents were into MH.

madartista said:

i think mary hartman is jerri blank's spiritual godmother.

Anx said:

to the limited extent of which i know them, i could see that.

jerri is mary on crank, eh?

I haven't seen that show in AGES.....JEEBUS CRICE I feel really old now.....

Anx said:

I don't know what that is.

SureThing said:

you are SO lucky.

Anx said:

Tell me!!!!

Is it blue balls????

What happened?


I also bought a dress that's as yellow as a daffodil. It's totally unnecessary and I LOVE it!

reneGade20 said:

i BARELY remember playing in the living room while my mom watched it, but even as a tot i thought it was insane crazy weirdness from hell.

SureThing said:

i tried to get tickets to a bjork concert and the stupid web site dicked me over. so i got a mary hartman DVD because she's weird and has interesting hair and i can pretend i experienced some kind of victory today.

i thought for sure i was going to open this thread and it was going to be you talking about yourself.

cborgman said:

I can't stop giggling in my cube right now.


Everyone thinks I'm crazy.

Imago said:

i think you're adorable.... but a lil' crazy.

Anx said:

I was in grade school....and the nuns at my school thought that it was WILDLY inappropriate watching...even sent us home with a note safety-pinned to our uniform shirts imploring our parents not to let us watch it...

cborgman said:

i think for sure that every time you post, it's the equivalent of you playing with yourself.

I thought you were having a meet-up with Zelaria

Anx said:

i think you play with yourself every time you read my posts.

cborgman said:

i have to, or else my private parts would atrophy from mortification.

Anx said:

i am mortified by any thought of your genitals or your abusive relationship with them. i actually am googling up battered genital shelters for them as we speak.

cborgman said:

"googling" battered genitals? is that what you call your sick fetish these days? thank GOD i'm not up on the slang.

Anx said:

ugh... the thought of you getting it up for slang just made me throw up in my motuh a little.

cborgman said:

i'm so happy i don't share your alien biology so i never have to risk throwing up in my motuh.

how's life on planet fumblefingers, anyway?