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Thread started 03/27/07 9:09am

funkpill

Wal-Mart Greeter

A very loud, unattractive, mean woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

The Wal-Mart Greeter says "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't."

"The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 6. Why the hell would think you they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?" she added.

"I'm neither blind nor stupid", replied the Greeter. "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice."

lol

confused Think this joke was done before..

Losing my audience confused
[Edited 3/27/07 9:18am]
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Reply #1 posted 03/27/07 10:05am

PANDURITO

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lol
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Reply #2 posted 03/27/07 8:50pm

AnckSuNamun

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You're right. I do remember this joke. lol Shape up or I might have to start posting the jokes around here. tease
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Reply #3 posted 03/27/07 8:52pm

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lol
GIT THAT CORN OUTTA MY FACE!!!
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Reply #4 posted 03/27/07 10:44pm

Janfriend

This was posted before
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