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Wal-Mart Greeter A very loud, unattractive, mean woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The Wal-Mart Greeter says "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?" The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't." "The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 6. Why the hell would think you they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?" she added. "I'm neither blind nor stupid", replied the Greeter. "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice." Think this joke was done before.. Losing my audience [Edited 3/27/07 9:18am] | |
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You're right. I do remember this joke. Shape up or I might have to start posting the jokes around here. looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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GIT THAT CORN OUTTA MY FACE!!! | |
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