Is a word i use so i don't curse.What words do you use in place of a curse word.

IT'S EASY, MMKAY
Written by Marc Shaiman and Trey Parker
Performed by Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Mary Kay Bergman and Howard McGillin

MR. MACKEY
There are times when you get suckered in
By drugs and alcohol and sex with women, mmkay.
But it's when you do these things too much
That's you've become an addict and must get back in touch.

You can do it, it's all up to you, mmkay
With a little plan you can change your life today
You don't have to spend your life addicted to smack
Homeless on the streets giving hand-jobs for crack
Follow my plan and very soon you will say
It's easy, mmkay.

Step one, instead of ass say buns, like kiss my buns or you're a bunshole
Step two, instead of shit say poo, as in bullpoo, poohead and this poo is cold
Step three, with bitch drop the "t" because bich is Latin for generosity
Step four, don't say fuck anymore, because fuck is the worst word that you can say
So just use the word mmkay!

CLASS
We can do it, it's all up to us, mmkay (mmkay)
With a little plan we can change our lives today (you can change today)
We don't have to spend our lives shooting up in the trash
Homeless on the streets giving hand-jobs for cash
Follow this plan and very soon you will say
It's easy, mmkay.

Step one, instead of ass say buns, like kiss my buns or you're a bunshole
Step two, instead of shit say poo, as in bullpoo, poohead and this poo is cold
Step three, with bitch drop the "t" because bich is Latin for generosity
Step four, don't say fuck anymore, because fuck is the worst word that you can say
Fuck is the worst word that you can say
We shouldn't say fuck, no we shouldn't say fuck, fuck no!

We don't have to spend our lives shooting up in the trash
Homeless on the streets giving hand-jobs for cash
Follow this plan and very soon you will say
It's easy, mmkay
It's easy, mmkay
It's easy, mmkay
It's easy, mmkay
It's easy, mmkay
It's easy, mmkay!

theC said:

I say "Neptunes" or use the middle finger


but I loved how Bill Murray used "mutha puss bucket" in Ghostbustas
[This message was edited Sun Sep 15 13:26:48 PDT 2002 by rdhull]

Usually, I'll just say "F" when I'm talking.

Like, "F it!" Ya know. But I don't usually cuss orally as much as I do writing here at the org. I mean, really. It's seldom I actually say them.

About 2 months ago, I'd been playing NCAA basketball on my playstation, I was down a couple of points with 5 seconds, I missed the shot...I went, "Well FUCK!" And about that time, dad walks in the room. I was scared for my life there for a second. But he starts laughing.

"Heck" is another one, and "fudge" and err, that's about it.

'ish' and 'effing'...those are the only two i can think of at the moment...

i still got a lotta work to do tho...

Merry Christmas!!

seriously...people never get it either...in the dead of july, when a stupid phone operator gets all ghetto and tries to defend a freakin error her company makes, like its her money...just respond with, "merry christmas"...


either that or tell the b*tch, "please take a less marital tone with me"...both work!!!

theC said:

The Poonannie Thang...
the kids think we're gettin ready to play (if she got 'em)
The Pelican Thang...
for the lady that's to shy to speak of BlowJobs.
other than that, sence my kids are grown, i pretty much say whut da fuck i please

00769BAD said:

You honestly say that shit? How does any woman take you seriously? Poonannie?

I tell you what's weird.

Instead of saying "fuck" Aussies will often say "bugger".

Examples:

1. You hit your thumb with a hammer and yell "bugger!".

2. Someone is annoying you or giving you the shits you say "bugger off!"

3. Instead of saying something like "well, fuck me" we will often say "well, bugger me!"

Considering to bugger someone is to have anal sexwith them I would have thought this was worse than saying fuck.

There are advertisements on tv where people say bugger and you could say it at school and not get in trouble.

Diva and Althom will back me up on this.

Dont you think it's weird?

So, no-one finds this interesting.

You can all bugger-off then!
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[This message was edited Tue Sep 17 17:32:46 PDT 2002 by bkw]

bkw said:

Oh, bugger off and go bugger yourself!

durnit
spankin'
and, my all-time fave: "Foo!"