Do you know how tough it is being a man...? If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist.

If you stay home and do the housework, you're a pansy. If you work too hard there is never any time for her. If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism. If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment. If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp. If you don't, you're an insensitive bastard.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist. If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination. If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you're pervert. If you don't, you're gay.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're sexist. If you don't, you're unromantic.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain. If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something. If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're full of yourself. If you don't, you're not ambitious.

If she has a head ache, she's tired. If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.

If you want it Too often, you're oversexed. if you don't, there must be someone else.

NO WONDER MEN DIE BEFORE WOMEN! ..... THEY WANT TO!!

Don't worry. I am sure that someone, somewhere will have sex with you again.

Just keep crossing your fingers.

ItsOnlyMe said:

Oh whahhhh!!

JustErin said:

umm...I hope you realize it was supposed to be funny hense the smily next to the title.

ItsOnlyMe said:

It's not only funny. It's true.

You're still bitter about not getting laid in like forever though.

ItsOnlyMe said:

We know....

It could not be serious because it is so easy to be a man....

JustErin said:

Yeah, keep throwing salt on my wounds.

Shanti1 said:

you mean, easy to be a single man.

ItsOnlyMe said:

No married men have it easy too...actually my ex husband had it wayyy easier when he was married- to me at least

He tells me that often actually...he whines to me about how tough it is to keep the house we used to live in clean- well duh.. I know I cleaned itmyself for years. Now there is a person and one dog less and he whines to me..please- I have no sympathy.
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ItsOnlyMe said:

Thats the way the cookie crumbleth dear.

Women suck ass.

Cloudbuster said:

Oversexed indifferent slob

LleeLlee said:

Shanti1 said:

LleeLlee said:

Cloudbuster said:

Go and buy me some flowers

ItsOnlyMe said:

ItsOnlyMe said:

As it should be.....

dude its so easy being a man, its untrue
girls wants sex just as much as we do,
there is nothing difficult about getting some sexual action

just find your strentghs and capitalise on them
ohh and photoshops skills is not a strength..

eraclito said:

If thats you, you look like youre about to back hand someone.

eraclito said:

Damn

eraclito said:

LleeLlee said:

What do I get in return?

Shanti1 said:

u hear me, dont u baby

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Cloudbuster said:

I'll iron your legs

eraclito said:

LleeLlee said:

I'll plane your face again, then.

ItsOnlyMe said:

Ariel's sensitive.

I'm trying to toughen him up.

Cloudbuster said:

I'll chisel you a new head