QUOTABLE MEMBERS

Let's come up with some quotes that will wipe the floor with the current 'Quotable Members' on the Org homepage.

Here are my examples.

'Just because Prince plays with lego does not mean that his muse has left him. Have you even listened to 'The Children Ate Crayons Whilst The Fat Lady Stank' album? No, I thought not...'

'Fairies may smell, but P's performance at my aunty's house last night will never be forgotten by the police who were there to arrest him for biting my left nipple'

'If you ever see anybody rock harder than Prince did, covering Mariah's cover of Stevie's cover of Nana Mouskouri's cover of Dolly Parton's cover of Weird Al's version of Eminem's 'My Name Is' then I'd like to hear it, haters!!!'

Nobody ever quotes me..

REDFEATHERS said:

"REDFEATHERS IS CLASSIC"

REDFEATHERS said:

Then try harder, you spleen!


How about;

'Nobody ever quotes me because my cum tastes like germolene' Prince during the 2004 Musicology press call.

shausler said:

Did I say that?

Haystack said:

Oh you fuck

you have had many stupid quotes from me..

REDFEATHERS said:

That's the thing.

LleeLlee said:

I've never read such a cheap attempt to get into the covetable 'Quotable Members' marquee.

Haystack said:

Yeah I know Its the car boot sale of quotes.

LleeLlee said:

If that doesn't get into the Quotable Members bit, then nothing will.

Haystack said:

No.. I said that to him!

Milty : "I had pudddddiinnng on the weeeeekend, with Pareeeeennnzzzz"

Imago said:

"and he kicked me with his booooot"

Imago said:

That's about as likely to get into the Quotable Members section as my discovery of 'Yes Prince, Moonbeam Levels is a great song, but what a stupid fucking title considering that it's previous bootleg title of A Better Place 2 Die sounds so much more Prince like and mysterious. No Prince, you cannot torture my genitals'. . . Watchtower July 2002

Speaking of quotable Orgers, why this site is still without a banner touting Prince as the ULTIMATE VAGINA is beyond me.

npgmaverick said:

But you know that the Org won't use that in the Quotable Members section! And it's a shame.

The quotable members thing is clearly all about whose face fits.










And that was said by Prince during the 1991 Diamonds and Pearls Brothel tour to promote the Gettttt Offfff EPPPPP

Prince created this sound that didnt exist before, you know, he like invented it. In fact he invented music, yes he did. He is the father of music. ----A Fam

'Like having sex with your own mother, Prince's Let's Go Crazy performance was a regrettable action that just had to take place given the moment' - Haystack 03/07

There are a couple in my signature.

Another one, very current, too
"was it someone else cutting their balls off?" - Fruit
"I SAID, NO GOOD CAN COME FROM THIS THREAD, OR THAT AVATAR." - IMAGO

There. Some of the most profound quotes I have read recently.

evenstar3 said:

Milty's iconic.