Sinister said:

The Doozers are all dead, too. They were eaten up by the Gorgs after they ran out of radishes.

Sinister said:

...Um, yeah.

"I'm goin' down to Alphabet St."

TMPletz said:

The Doozers were annoying...all that building n shit...Long as uncle traveling Matt is still around...

Sinister said:

I think he was traveling in Columbia where he was mistaken for the local law enforcement and shot by drug traffickers.

reneGade20 said:

see that's why i said next door! and not live with that OCD freak i know what i'm doing!
all i would hear would be the lightening every once in a while and i like lightening storms

TMPletz said:

Damn it! I knew he would get got one day...you can't go around columbia with a backpack full of god knows what...stupid Fraggles...

emm said:

You also won't like it when you find him in your house (or castle) counting your underwear in your dresser....one..one pair of drawers ah ah ah...

emm said:

Sinister said:

i once saw a newspaper article that had the count's name listed as "the cunt".

sesame street would've been so cool then.

Sinister said:

i'm darn sure he wouldn't be calling any of my undies "drawers"


oh and i would hear the thunder not the lightening

Sinister said:

I think it'd be more like oh oh oh.... freaky assed count....

12FU said:

That same paper also had Cookie Monster listed as "Nookie Monster"...he switched to Cookies to curb his sexual addiction...

Sinister said:

you do what you gotta do baby.

emm said:

We really should not make light of the Counts apparent panty counting condition...

Sinister said:

...ok...so should we instead probe just how it is that Bert and Ernie can afford that brownstone without any visible means of income????

my guess....one's a trick or they're doing porno.....

reneGade20 said:

Once could assume if this allegation WAS true that it would be on the darker side of the porn biz...due to Berts obvious obession with pigeons and Ernie and his "rubber ducky" that you could draw your own conclusions...

But I still think this street is apart of a goverment conspiracy to keep me down...that is why no one will tell me how to get to Sesame Street!

Sinister said:

TMPletz said:

That's the voice of Elmo!!!

NAnomaly said:

In the early 90s I interviewed for a position with Children's Television Workshop. Had I gotten the job, work would've been like spending each day with all of my childhood friends.

I am still disappointed I never got to meet Oscar or Mr. Snuffleupugus.

WillyWonka said:

I thought Snuffy was Big Bird's weed-induced imaginary friend.....

not h8n, just st8n.....

I wanna live on Sesame Street too

Sinister said:

it ummm needs some ummm butter

EverSoulicious said:

You just given me tommorrows thread...thank you. And in my old man whore days that comment would have begun a post that would have made a pornstar blush...but I am a good boy

Sinister said:

Glad I could help with the idea.....and since when are you a "good boy" lol

I'd be best friends with Cookie Monster. We'd get along just fine

Just got the video by Sesame Street with Elmo teaching how to use the potty.

Grover ran by really fast (you KNOW he had to do more than "pee pee") right into Hooper's store to do his bid'ness. I about laughed til I peed myself.


The baby, however, is uninterested.

Sinister said:

Go down Alphabet St. and take the first left turn you see. Works every time.

AnckSuNamun said:

Same here!!