Imagine you've won an Oscar or Org award, what would your Thank you speech be. You decide what the award is for.

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LleeLlee's got some magic powers.

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I would like to thank the academy for this "Best Rants Against Boris Yeltsin in P&R" award.

Secondly I would like to thank that drunk white-haired commie-apparatchik Boris Yeltsin for being a humorless, incompetent, populist bastard who governed from inside a bottle and destroyed an entire country while his daughter curried favor with unscrupulous lowlifes. Props to you Boris.

Secondly I would like to thank Jameson's whisky for fueling my prose.

And finally the big blustery music of Carl Orff for providing backdrop to my obsessive rants.

Last and least I would like to thank LleeLlee for starting this thread.

2the9s said:

Mine:

I would like to thank the Academy for bestowing on me the honour of "Best director for an animated film that nobody saw." It truly is an incredible experience to be up here squeezed into this dress and barely able to breath. I'd like to thank the guy in Ohio who watched my movie, Thank you. I'd also like to thank all of you slightly drunk people, without whom i wouldnt be up here today receiving this rubbish award. May your mothers smell of elderberries a thousand times and your children burn down your houses down..Thank you.

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Mine:

~Staggers on with a bottle of Capt. Morgan's splish sploshing all over the show~

"Nice one ya pretentious old toffs! I just came for the free booze... Liverpool for the Cup and bollocks to the rest of yous. Shit... if me Mam watching I'll be in for a reet good hiding when I get in"

~ Vomits carrots, tomatoes and Capt. Morgan's. Pulls a moonie Then does his northern styled Oasis swagger off stage~















~Briefly barges back on stage for the old two-fingered salute, before MOTHER drags him off stage again by the ear ~

senik said:

I would like to thank God, family, friends, and all my fans for the Org award.
It's the BIGGEST I've ever received. Look how many it took to carry up here on stage. I don't think it'll fit on my mantle.
When I moved out here several years ago I knew how HARD it would be in this business. I was up against the BIG GUNS, but I kept expanding, stretching and growing; plowing ahead in what I do best and all that hard work paid off when my latest post/thread exploded onto the screen with overwhelming acceptance.
You love me.
Thanks to all my producers, directors, contributing writers and everyone else I've worked with over the years. Special thanks to Big Willy, Peter Spooge,
Jack Ukanoff, and Richard Cummings, my agents, who worked tirelessly to help me penetrate closed doors. If I've forgotten anyone please remember my head isn't where it used to be but just know you are appreciated. I am so swollen with gratitude and joy. Thank you. Thank you.


Japanese Fertility Festival Photo

i would send 2the9's to pick up the award for me
i am too busy posting... sheeeit