Stymie said:

Sinister said:

Aww, thanks for signing my How To Do Gooey book.

HamsterHuey said:

Sinister said:

only thing you will sign for me is the napkin underneath your lemonade that we will share on a sunny patio next time i am down!

Sinister said:

I always thought that chick was fake.

emm said:

I believe I may be scheduled to appear at "Pedro's Carwash" and "Food City" that day but I will have to check my schedule

jerseykrs said:

She was cool...she just tried too hard to fit in here I think.

Sinister said:

can't you just humor me and sign the damn thing??

Sinister said:

She was always cool to me, but the whole attorney and hot etc. etc. just seemed a bit much to me. I'm negative as all hell though, so wtf do I know.

emm said:

Well not if your going to stab me! I deal with the org paparazzi already I don't need my friends stabbing me!

jerseykrs said:

She was hot cause she was a part-time model...and she was a counselor not an attorney (unless you told you that ) but she was a really great person once you got to know her

Sinister said:

i'm just making sure this fountain pen is going to work for you. sheesh!

emm said:

I think there are other ways to test a fountain pen than stabbing me with it!

you can't just live off your own hype.

starkitty said:

I don't I live off yours as well

Ok all...I have to get over to the Rib Shack now and MC an all you can eat ribs and wet T-shirt contest...So autograph signing is over. But please everyone remember these words of wisdom from your friend Sin. Feel free to put this up on your wall or something to inspire you.




"You have to show them that you're really not scared....You're playin with your life, this ain't no truth or dare...They'll kick you, then they beat you, then they'll tell you it's fair...So beat it...Don't try to be bad...

Just beat it....just beat it...I can't say it enough...beat it, beat it
No one wants to be defeated...Showin' how funky and strong is your fight
It doesn't matter who's wrong or right...just beat it (hehe wooo wooo)"

Sinister said:

I'm gonna get fired from work for laughing so hard.

Sinister said:

Yo! Dat be some dope spittin' right 'derrrs Inspitation to the masses, baby

Dalai Lama, watch out! There a new cat with mad lyrics in town!

Yo, Sin. I'm one of your biggest groupie fans. I know the autograph sigin' sess is over but hows about one more for me

Okay then Fuck you and fuck the motel I had booked

senik said:

we don't need him, do we?

emm said:

Oh, sure Wait! Are you a rival groupie?

Will you sign my copy of Spider-Man #41 (1st. appearance of the Rhino)?

senik said:

Teas gone cold im wonderin why i got out of bed at all.
the morning rain clouds up my window and i cant see at all.
even if i could it'd all be gray. But yer picture on my wall.
It reminds me that its not so bad, its not so bad...



Dear Sin, I wrote you but you still ain't callin'
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn You must not have got 'em
It probably was a problem at the post office or somethin'

Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
But anyways, fuck it, what's been up man, how's your son?
My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm out to be a father
If I have a son, guess what I'm-a call her?
I'm-a name her Bonnie.

I read about your uncle Ronnie too, I'm sorry
I had a friend kill himself over some bitch who didn't want him.
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan.
I even got the underground shit that you did with Scam.

I got a room full of your posters and your pictures, man.
I like the shit you did with Ruckus too, that shit was fat.
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back, just to chat
Truly yours, your biggest fan, this is Senik.



My tea's gone cold,I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
the morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be grey, but your picture on my wall
it reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad

~verse 2~
Dear Sin, you still ain't called or wrote,
I hope you have the chance.
I ain't mad, I just think it's fucked up you don't answer fans.
If you didn't want to talk to me outside your concert
You didn't have to but you could have signed an autograph
for Matthew.
That's my little brother, man. He's only 6 years old.
We waited in the blistering cold for you for 4 hours
and ya just said no.
That's pretty shitty man, you're like his fuckin' idol
He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more
than I do.

I ain't that mad, but I just don't like bein' lied to.
Remember when we met in Denver, you said if I write you
You would write back. See, I'm just like you in a way.
I never knew my father neither.
He used to always cheat on my mom and beat her.

I can relate to what you're sayin' in your songs.
So when I have a shitty day, I drift away and put 'em on.
Cause I don't really got shit else, so that shit helps
when I'm depressed.
I even got a tattoo with your name across the chest.

Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds.
It's like adrenaline. The Pain is such a sudden rush for me.
See, everything you say is real, and I respect you
'cause you tell it.
My girlfriend's jealous 'cause I talk about you 24/7.
But she don't know you like I know you, Sin, no one does.
She don't know what it was like for people like us growing up.
You've gotta call me man. I'll be the biggest fan
you'll ever lose.
Sincerely yours, Senik. PS: We should be together too.



My tea's gone cold,I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
the morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be grey, but your picture on my wall
it reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad


Dear Mr. "I'm too good to call or write my fans"
This'll be the last package I ever send your ass.
It's been six months and still no word.
I don't deserve it?
I know you got my last two letters, I wrote the
addresses on 'em perfect.

So this is my cassette I'm sending you. I hope you hear it.
I'm in the car right now. I'm doing 90 on the freeway.
Hey Sin, "I drank a fifth of vodka, ya dare me to drive?"
You know that song by Phil Collins from "The Air In The Night"?
About that guy who could have saved that other guy from drowning?
But didn't? Then Phil saw it all then at his show he found him?
That's kinda how this is. You could have rescued me from drowning.
Now it's too late. I'm on a thousand downers now, I'm drowsy.

And all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call.
I hope you know I ripped all o' your pictures off the wall.
I love you Sin, we could have been together. Think about it.
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it.
And when you dream, I hope you can't sleep and you scream about it.
I hope your conscious eats at you and you can't breathe without me.
See Sin, {screaming} shut up bitch, I'm trying to talk
Hey Sin, that's my girlfriend screaming in the trunk.
But I didn't slit her throat,
I just tied her up, see I ain't like you.
'Cause if she suffocates, she'll suffer more,
and then she'll die too.
Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now.
Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this shit out?

{screeching tires, crashing sounds, car splashes into the water}



My tea's gone cold,I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
the morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be grey, but your picture on my wall
it reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad


Dear Senik, I meant to write you sooner, but I've just been busy.
You said your girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along is she?
Look, I'm really flattered you would call your son that.
And here's an autograph for your brother: I wrote it
on your Starter cap.

I'm sorry I didn't see you at the show, I must have missed you.
Don't think I did that shit intentionally, just to diss you.
And what's this shit you said about you
like to cut your wrists too?
I say that shit just clownin' dawg,
c'mon, how fucked up is you?
You got some issues, Senik, I think you need some counselin'
To help your ass from bouncin' off the
walls when you get down some.

And what's this shit about us meant to be together?
That type of shit'll make me not want us to meet each other.
I really think you and your girlfriend need each other.
Or maybe you just need to treat her better.
I hope you get to read this letter.
I just hope it reaches you in time.
Before you hurt yourself, I think that you'd be doin' just fine
If you'd relax a little. I'm glad that I inspire you, but Senik
Why are you so mad? Try to underSenikd that I do want you as a fan.
I just don't want you to do some crazy shit.
I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago
that made me sick.
Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge
And had his girlfriend in the trunk and she was
pregnant with his kid
And in the car they found a tape but it didn't say who it was to
Come to think about it...his name was...it was you.
DAMN!

Illustrator said:

I will do even better than that! I will write some incoherent marvel comic babble like Stan Lee himself!

Sinister said:

please watch over senik in his obsessed state, and be with his girlfriend too.