Because My dishwasher is broke and I'm waiting for the repair guy, last night I was drinking diet coke out of a martini glass

:kitchensink: :dishwashingliquid:

heyduckie said:

i don't do manual labor, I suppose I could hire somebody to do that

u lazy.

virginie74 said:

With my last girlfriend i looked into hire somebody to fuck her guess thats why she is with him now. Once you've diddled the poppy patch its just maintence after that

Makes perfect fucking sense to me. When you're eating cereal, you want it moistened by the milk, but you don't need each bite to be swimming in it. So, you drain the bites with a fork, and then the delicious cereal-flavored milk is already in a vessel that is convenient for drinking. I think it's genius. I'm going to start eating cereal that way.

LordEvil said:

Glad it makes u happi

virginie74 said:

i want to spread my seamem to all the poppy patches

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lazy bastard

man, i once visited someone and they had mixed a quart of kool-aid in an empty country crock margarine container. i had to hold an intervention. i mean, come on now. STANDARDS, PEOPLE.

REDFEATHERS said:

I have a landscaper, a pool guy for spa, and a maid that comes once a week, but she won't blow me she's catholic but i keep trying i love the religious ones once you've corupted them

Anx said:

LMAO its only because the dishwasher is broke the maid will be here on Monday and man does she have a day ahead of her. I hope she's not to tired to blow me

LordEvil said:

I could never have sex with you...

LordEvil said:

Who wipes your ass after you have taken a shit, or do you just leave a smelly sludge of shit on your pants when its the carers day off too?

REDFEATHERS said:

Why its just sex, its not like i'm asking to do something that requires any emotion

REDFEATHERS said:

nah I just let the dogs lick it

Oh sorry, is this a clique thread?!

LordEvil said:

.. and I wonder how much you pay the whores???

REDFEATHERS said:

i make them clean the dogs

PurpleJedi said:

What?

LordEvil said:

EVERYTHING.
The thread kinda started out innocent enough...but now I think that it's as dirty as those dogs' lips that you use instead of Charmin.

PurpleJedi said:

that's kind of poetic.

PurpleJedi said:

I'm trying to develope a six degress of Lord Evil kinda thing where i can turn the most innocent thread into a cockstained whore in six posts

Anx said:

Ok, yeah, that's fuckin' ghetto.

LordEvil said:

Then I would have to be online..

REDFEATHERS said:

Are you saying you want to be flogged like a Christmas tree?

HereToRockYourWorld said:

dayum.. when I was at uni, I called round my friends house.. her flatmate asked if I wanted a cup of tea.. I said yes..

She looked around for a mug.. found one with the handle broken off.. used an old tea bag.. and cos the mug was too hot to hold, she pulled some orange peel out the bin, wrapped it round the rim of the cup and handed it to me..