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PrintableLordEvil said: REDFEATHERS said: Then I would have to be online..  Are you saying you want to be flogged like a Christmas tree?  Naah.. flogged WITH a Christmas tree..  | |
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REDFEATHERS said: HereToRockYourWorld said: Ok, yeah, that's fuckin' ghetto.  dayum.. when I was at uni, I called round my friends house.. her flatmate asked if I wanted a cup of tea.. I said yes.. She looked around for a mug.. found one with the handle broken off.. used an old tea bag.. and cos the mug was too hot to hold, she pulled some orange peel out the bin, wrapped it round the rim of the cup and handed it to me..  You cannot possibly be serious.  oh noes, prince is gonna soo me!!1! | |
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REDFEATHERS said: LordEvil said: Are you saying you want to be flogged like a Christmas tree? Naah.. flogged WITH a Christmas tree.. I have flogged a Christmas tree before for those fake holidays, but the real one is coming up on March 29th 23 more days to Ball Dangle Day!!!!! | |
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HereToRockYourWorld said: REDFEATHERS said: dayum.. when I was at uni, I called round my friends house.. her flatmate asked if I wanted a cup of tea.. I said yes.. She looked around for a mug.. found one with the handle broken off.. used an old tea bag.. and cos the mug was too hot to hold, she pulled some orange peel out the bin, wrapped it round the rim of the cup and handed it to me.. You cannot possibly be serious. Yes.. I am serious..  | |
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REDFEATHERS said: HereToRockYourWorld said: Ok, yeah, that's fuckin' ghetto. dayum.. when I was at uni, I called round my friends house.. her flatmate asked if I wanted a cup of tea.. I said yes.. She looked around for a mug.. found one with the handle broken off.. used an old tea bag.. and cos the mug was too hot to hold, she pulled some orange peel out the bin, wrapped it round the rim of the cup and handed it to me.. is that when you made a hasty retreat and kindly told her your presence was needed back in the world of the surface dwellers? | |
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REDFEATHERS said: HereToRockYourWorld said: You cannot possibly be serious. Yes.. I am serious.. WOW. oh noes, prince is gonna soo me!!1! | |
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LordEvil said: REDFEATHERS said: Naah.. flogged WITH a Christmas tree.. I have flogged a Christmas tree before for those fake holidays, but the real one is coming up on March 29th Is that Taliban Christmas or something? | |
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Anx said: REDFEATHERS said: dayum.. when I was at uni, I called round my friends house.. her flatmate asked if I wanted a cup of tea.. I said yes.. She looked around for a mug.. found one with the handle broken off.. used an old tea bag.. and cos the mug was too hot to hold, she pulled some orange peel out the bin, wrapped it round the rim of the cup and handed it to me.. is that when you made a hasty retreat and kindly told her your presence was needed back in the world of the surface dwellers? No, I actually drank it, cos really Lisa was so sweet.. and we were poor students, so it meant alot at the time..  | |
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REDFEATHERS said: Anx said: is that when you made a hasty retreat and kindly told her your presence was needed back in the world of the surface dwellers? No, I actually drank it, cos really Lisa was so sweet.. and we were poor students, so it meant alot at the time.. You know, broken mug, dusty teabag, fine. I'm down with student poverty. It's the orange peel. I think I would have gone with a towel or something. You know? Or at least ASKED. "This mug is hot, and I'm lacking any sort of towel/napkin/potholder/non-trash-item to wrap it in. . . would you like an orange peel, or would you rather just wait for it to cool a bit?" oh noes, prince is gonna soo me!!1! | |
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REDFEATHERS said: LordEvil said: I have flogged a Christmas tree before for those fake holidays, but the real one is coming up on March 29th Is that Taliban Christmas or something? No ITS BALL DANGLE DAY!!!!! 23 more days to Ball Dangle Day!!!!! | |
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HereToRockYourWorld said: REDFEATHERS said: No, I actually drank it, cos really Lisa was so sweet.. and we were poor students, so it meant alot at the time.. You know, broken mug, dusty teabag, fine. I'm down with student poverty. It's the orange peel. I think I would have gone with a towel or something. You know? Or at least ASKED. "This mug is hot, and I'm lacking any sort of towel/napkin/potholder/non-trash-item to wrap it in. . . would you like an orange peel, or would you rather just wait for it to cool a bit?"  I love the way you put it.. | |
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LordEvil said: REDFEATHERS said: Is that Taliban Christmas or something? No ITS BALL DANGLE DAY!!!!!  | |
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REDFEATHERS said: LordEvil said: No ITS BALL DANGLE DAY!!!!! Ball Dangle Day is my religious holiday please don't scoff as something so sacred  23 more days to Ball Dangle Day!!!!! | |
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LordEvil said: REDFEATHERS said: Ball Dangle Day is my religious holiday please don't scoff as something so sacred Why not let them REALLY dangle? NSFW | |
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LordEvil said: last night I was drinking diet coke out of a martini glass
Now that's class! | |
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HereToRockYourWorld said: Makes perfect fucking sense to me. When you're eating cereal, you want it moistened by the milk, but you don't need each bite to be swimming in it. So, you drain the bites with a fork, and then the delicious cereal-flavored milk is already in a vessel that is convenient for drinking. I think it's genius. I'm going to start eating cereal that way.
I HATE crunchy stuff in my mouth in the morning...or any other time of the day. I saturate my popcorn with butter until it's soggy. Me and granola, don't mix. Not to mention the flavor of cereal....Yuk! is that an oxymoron? flavorful cereal. | |
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WillyWonka said: LordEvil said: last night I was drinking diet coke out of a martini glass
Now that's class! I like to think so 23 more days to Ball Dangle Day!!!!! | |
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LordEvil said: PurpleJedi said: EVERYTHING. The thread kinda started out innocent enough...but now I think that it's as dirty as those dogs' lips that you use instead of Charmin. I'm trying to develope a six degress of Lord Evil kinda thing where i can turn the most innocent thread into a cockstained whore in six posts By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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I think I am developing a little org crush on LordEvil. | |
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JustErin said: I think I am developing a little org crush on LordEvil.
Oh?  | |
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JustErin said: I think I am developing a little org crush on LordEvil.
me too  | |
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JustErin said: I think I am developing a little org crush on LordEvil.
Is that a crush in a lets catch a movie kinda way, or lets hit the sheets, do the flip, bite the lip and nail the pillow kinda way 23 more days to Ball Dangle Day!!!!! | |
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LordEvil said: JustErin said: I think I am developing a little org crush on LordEvil.
Is that a crush in a lets catch a movie kinda way, or lets hit the sheets, do the flip, bite the lip and nail the pillow kinda way What's the point of having a crush unless it's sexual? | |
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JustErin said: LordEvil said: Is that a crush in a lets catch a movie kinda way, or lets hit the sheets, do the flip, bite the lip and nail the pillow kinda way What's the point of having a crush unless it's sexual? you say the sweetest things
Is that sexual in a foreplay in the meadow with bunnies kinda thing or Batman & Robin costumes in a funeral parlor kinda thing? 23 more days to Ball Dangle Day!!!!! | |
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LordEvil said: JustErin said: What's the point of having a crush unless it's sexual? you say the sweetest things
Is that sexual in a foreplay in the meadow with bunnies kinda thing or Batman & Robin costumes in a funeral parlor kinda thing? Neither. Much, much better than those. | |
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JustErin said: LordEvil said: you say the sweetest things
Is that sexual in a foreplay in the meadow with bunnies kinda thing or Batman & Robin costumes in a funeral parlor kinda thing? Neither. Much, much better than those. Oh please tell me 23 more days to Ball Dangle Day!!!!! | |
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