so what were you doing on the night of december 14th?






i always think it's so rediculous in crime series when
they ask someone such a question. you know. it's seven
weeks or so later, the cop walks up to someone and goes

"so what were you doing, seven weeks ago, on friday 11 am?"

and they always have an answer, lol.

i'd be all like "man i can't even remember what i had for
dinner last night!"

they'd book me

I'm going to need a really good alibi for not posting on your threads anymore. Just saying, "rehab forum fodder" just doesn't seem to cut it anymore.

i'd tell them i was at my momma's house. you know she'd totally back me up on it too.

The worst is when ya have a really cool alibi, but then your caught on tape anyways.

SureThing said:

lol, yeah. you'd have a real complicated, impenetrable alibi
and they'd go

"showing suspect exhibit A, a tape of him removing the head from the torso of the victim"

Imago said:

the only alibi you need is one for the time you lost my adress, again

whenever anyone asks me anything out of the blue i never have an answer for them. it's like when people yell out their cars at me asking for directions. i hate that shit. my mind is a million miles away and BAM! suddenly i'm responsible for getting a carload of hambones to wrigley field. i hate that.

IstenSzek said:

If you were with me, or if I knew you, I'd remember, to tell them!...lol

Anx said:

Yeah! I hate being asked for directions, too.

IstenSzek said:

I keep a calendar with my appointments, so if I were asked, I could always say "excuse me a second while I look it up".

scififilmnerd said:

it just never occurs to me to ask total strangers on the street for directions. i always go into a store or a gas station or - even weirder - an INFORMATION DESK for such things.

Anx said:

On Friday nite, I asked, a chic in Target parking lot, a dude in Target Parking lot, a guy in an oriental food store, a guy in a gas station, and a waitor having his smoke break in eatin park parking lot for directions.

I didn't understand a word they said to me.

I prefer when the people will just get in my car and show me, or get in there car and let me follow them.

SureThing said:

i prefer it when they give me money for no reason after they're done giving me detailed directions. or, if i find them attractive, maybe a few minutes of pleasure in a nearby alley. then the money.

Anx said:

I've never gotten any of those things.

I guess I'm just not cute enough.

IstenSzek said:

I always think this is funny as well. I seriously can't even remember what day it is, let alone what I was doing over a week ago.

SureThing said:

you're probably not acting entitled enough. if a person is dumb enough to feel obligated to give directions to some complete stranger out of nowhere, they should realize you're going to be asking for sex and money before you're done with them. that's how it works.

Anx said:

Anx said:

I seriously wonder if that would work though.

I bet I could get people to give me money.

When I go to the jon yurconic today i'm gonna try to get them to waive the drivers license renewal fee. Cuz it just doesn't seem fair.

I really didn't want sex from any of the people I was asking for directions though. I really just wanted them to take me where I was trying to go.

SureThing said:

what is a jon yurconic?

Anx said:

I really have no idea.

Its where I'm supposed to go to get my drivers license renewed, cuz I waited so long, and they said ya can't do it at the DMV? I don't understand the whole thing.

Someone gave me the number to this place, I never even heard of it.

Anx said:

If I'm going someplace new, I demand directions from the people I'm going to see before going. I would never ask a stranger in the street. Maybe that's why I sometimes lose my way.

But I never get lost. Somehow I always manage to find my way again.
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I don't mind if someone asks me for directions I'm glad to help them if I can. I know I've been on the receiving end when I've gotten lost befoe. One woman asked me how to get to a college,which just happened to be the one that I atteneded years ago. She was about 2 to 3 miles from it and there was no way that I could tell her how to get there while stopped at the traffic light so I said just follow me and I'll take you to it. Once we got there she got out of the car and looked at me and said thank you so much,I can't believe anyone would do that. I said no problem I was heading back this way and I knew you wouldn't find it that easily. Helping someone doesn't cost anything and you feel rewarded knowing that you did something good for someone.

Anx said:

me too. and they always stop me because i'm walking my dog. but i finally
found the perfect answer:

"i'm very sorry but i just moved here a week ago and i've still to find
my way myself. sorry i can't be of more help to you".

lol.

IstenSzek said:

that's actually pretty sophisticated! i usually just raise my arms and go "I...I...I...I.." until they go away.

IstenSzek said:

i was busy helping you reinact those janet album skits with the dialup internet connection.

IstenSzek said:

IstenSzek said:

Kevin Spacey was robbed while 'walking his dog'. At 5am. In Hampstead Heath.

I'm not alleging anything.

Number23 said:

You sure that wasnt Ron Davis? Whenever I be 'cottaging' up on Hampstead Heath, play it safe by saying it was an altercation.

JDINTERACTIVE said:

I remember he was robbed a few years befoe 'walking his dog' in the wee small hours. Didn;t he say that he was actually looking for rare badgers or something?

Number23 said:

Yes, I believed him. Anything to keep the Tories out of Wales.